Bashed By Bimbo

Jasper stood with her arms crossed and her nose tilted up. Her eyebrows darted down towards the bottom of her face. Her emerald eyes stared down at her fiancè who stood at about five inches tall. 

Frank looked up at his gorgeous bride to be with terror in his eyes. He saw her bright pink platform heels and liked all the up her long tan legs to her pink skirt. 

"What do you mean you're out of money?" She demanded

"I mean I'm out, my investments fell through and I'm bankrupt." He said

"I can't believe this." 

She stomped her foot. A minor earthquake shook the area around Frank.

"Calm down sweaty." Frank told her in an attempt to not anger her. 

"Calm down? Calm down? I'm going to be poor again. I can't do that, I'm a classy girl. I drank champagne and went to yacht parties. This is so unfair!" She cried

She then kicked the short table next to her over and threw her purse against the wall. 

"Ah!" She screamed and pulled her hair. 

"Look babe I can earn it all back." Frank said

Frank sweated profusely, he knew his fiancè was unstable, and she could snap at any moment. She had been so spoiled by her that she couldn't imagine not being pampered. Frank stepped back in fear of dying under the very shoes he had bought her. 

"Where do you think you're going mister?" She said

She walked up to him.  

Frank stood at five inches and he could see over the three inch platform and look at Jasper's feet.

He could smell a slight vinegary odor wafting from in between her artificially tanned toes.  

"Again, babe I can earn it all back. Just calm down and pack your stuff for the bank. They'll be repossessing everything, from your room to the cars to the dress on your back and the shoes on your feet." Frank said

"I'll give them all of that, and I'll give you too, on the bottom of my shoes." Jasper threatened

Frank tried to run but Jasper was too quick. She slammed her foot down on him and slid it, smearing him on the floor. 

She looked at the stain on the floor for a few seconds before screaming. 

"I don't have a maid to clean that up! Ah!"  

She then broke down crying.