Chapter 46

The next morning.

Syl woke up with a yawn.

He sat up and noticed all the guys in his tent staring at him.

"What?" He asked.

"What the fuck are you wearing?" Ike asked incredulously.

Syl looked down, only to see he was wearing his normal clothes.

"My favourite clothes, I've told you all about them before."

He stood up out of bed and put his slippers on. Completing the outfit with the pink bunny onesie and night vision sunglasses.

He walked out of the tent in his pink bunny suit as all the guys watched him leave with dropped jaws.

"HE WAS BEING SERIOUS???" Sudo called out in shock.

"Is that his secret? Maybe that's why all the girls like him! I'm getting one!" Ike called out.

"But Hirata isn't wearing one! That can't be it!" Yamauchi screamed as he nibbled on his fingernails nervously.

"Just what is his secret then!?" Ike screamed angrily.

All the other boys nodded along.

"It's inconceivable that he would actually wear that." Yukimura commented.

"Yea! What the fuck's wrong with him?"

"Isn't that gay?"

"It's kinda cringe ngl."

The boys started gossiping about Syl.

One boy just shrugged.

"I don't see anything wrong with it." Akito said calmly.

"What?! Are you blind?! Guys quick! He's going blind!" Ike called out in a panic.

Akito shook his head. "What's wrong with all of you? Just leave the guy alone, if he likes it then who cares? Plus, I think it's pretty nice."

Akito walked away leaving the rest of the boys in a daze.

Outside the tent. Syl was ignoring all the haters and vibing.

"I'm at a payphone!! Trying to call home! All of my change I've spent on you! Where have the times gone? Baby it's all wrong! Where are the plans we made for two?"

Eventually the girls were awoken by the commotion and a few of them walked outside to see a bizarre sight.

Syl was singing, standing over the fire and roasting the shark he hunted while wearing his pink bunny slippers, pink bunny onesie and his night vision sunglasses.

What a guy!

The girls made their way over.

"I love the energy!"

"Can I have some shark for breakfast?!"

"I still, like, totes' can't believe he actually hunted that! So cool!"

"I love the outfit!!!"

"It's so great!!!"

"This is so cute! Where did you get it?! I totally want one!"

Syl sighed in exasperation. "Ladies, please, one at a time."

They all giggled while sitting by the fire with Syl and chatting all away.

The boys watched with clenched fists from their tents.

"How does he do it?!"

"That bastard is even worse than Hirata!"

"I'll kill him!"

They were all turning green with envy! Maybe they would need a green hat to match?!

Just kidding! Fuck NTR!!!

Syl would never!

He was a bro! Never go for a fellow bro's girl!

Syl just continued cooking the shark and ended up serving it to all the girls as the guys never came over. Well, other than Hirata, he happily joined in.

When they finally took a bite half the girls passed out with a smile on their face! Hirata's clothes even exploded off of his body!

Syl was a master chef! This was the best meal they had ever eaten! It wasn't even close!

Even Koneji took a bite and was impressed! He had never had something this good before and he'd been to many Michelin star restaurants!

He silently considered making Syl his personal chef…

That's just how amazing Syl's cooking was!

Syl got up after he finished eating and stretched.

He walked over to the tent to go change.

A few girls were sneaking glances at the tent, hoping to get a peek.

The guys flipped out! This was all backwards! They were supposed to be peeking! Not the girls!

If Syl heard this he would have gave them all a bonk!

No peeking! Not only is it creepy and disgusting, it's illegal!

Syl hated the trope that normalized sexual harrassment!

So do I! Let the women live their lives in peace!

Eventually Syl made his way back out of the tent in the school tracksuit they were all required to wear.

Everyone was looking at him as he exited the tent. Syl didn't even realize the amount of commotion he caused this morning.

This was just an average morning for him! How was he supposed to know everyone would act so weird for no reason?!

He just continued on with his day as normal without a worry in his mind.

Later on Ayanokoji walked back to the class and told them all that Ryuuen was having a party.

Syl hopped out of his seat. "Cool! Let's go!"

Horikita stopped him before he could do anything else. "You can't. It's most likely a trap."

"Bah! Who cares?! Trap shmap! Let's go have some fun!" Syl called out while waving her off.

Horikita furrowed her brow. "No."

Syl sighed. "You're no fun!" He sat back down and pouted.

Kei smirked when she saw this. "You made the doggie sad! How mean!"

Syl gasped. "What did you call me? I'll kick your ass! I'll kick your whole family's asses!"

Ibuki heard this and shouted. "So you can fight! You liar!!"

Syl grit his teeth when he heard this. He forgot this thing was here!

"Fuck, don't you know what a joke is?! I'm obviously not gonna hit a girl! Especially not my friend or her family! What part of that did you think was serious!?"

"So you won't fight me because I'm a girl?? You sexist pig!" Ibuki called out.

"You're not a girl! You're a toddler!" Syl screamed back.

"Wha- I You're the toddler!" She rubutled.

Syl took a deep breath. "Dear lord, please help me in my time of need, for I'm finna beat this bitch's ass so bad not even you can give her retribution. Amen." He whispered a prayer.

Syl wasn't even religious! He was just that desperate!

"What did he say?!" Ibuki yelled.

Kei frowned. "None of your business! You toddler!"

Syl smirked when he heard this.

"Wha- You take that back, bitch!" Ibuki yelled at Kei.

Syl froze. "What did you just say?"

"I called that bitch what she is!" Ibuki huffed.

"Take that back." Syl said in an eerie calm voice.

"No! If you want me to so badly, then fight me!" Ibuki screamed.

Syl shook his head.

Then he smiled and walked away.

"Only I can call her a bitch!"

"What's that mean? You've never called me that before." Kei asked.

Syl smiled. "Why do you think I call you doggie?"

Kei froze.

"You bastard!" She screamed as she chased after him with a hand ready to slap at any moment.

Syl ran off into the forest laughing

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!"