1-Up and Killstreak

While looking around the scrapyard during my free time I see what looks to be a large metal foot under a tarp with some assorted junk over it and a shiny rectangular crate made of some kind of durable metal next to it which of course makes me curious so I first clear the junk off the larger of the two objects and after doing that I pull the tarp off and almost do a backflip out of excitement because underneath the tarp is a M-96 a1 battle droid affectionately nicknamed the "Warlord" by NATO special forces because of the enormous support they provided on the battlefield so upon seeing it I call Eve on the radio and ask

"Eve do you know anything about this battle droid in the scrapyard by any chance do you"

She answers "Oh that thing yeah It's been there for a couple of years because someone traded that with me for a debt but I could never get it to work and Kaylee the mechanic said it's A.I core was damaged and fixed poorly so all it says is gibberish so you're welcome to it if you want it because otherwise it's just gonna sit there until we find someone who wants it"

"Cool thanks Eve and do you know what is in this black metal crate by any chance"

"I'm not sure it has an electronic lock of some kind and we couldn't get it opened even with a torch so take it if you like to"

"Acknowledged Eve see you later today"

After signing off I attach the battle droid to the repair rack inside S.A.L.L.Y which is designed for repairing Droids and Power armor and according to the diagnostic test the Droid is in amazing shape except the A.I core which looks like it took a direct hit from an anti-tank rifle and was fixed with parts from an xj50 game system which seems to be working so I power up the Droid and it says

[Whassup I'm 1-Up who are you Noob

"I'm Captain Holt and I am your new commanding officer acknowledged"

[Yes sir let's go pwn some Noobs]

"Sure thing 1-Up you can step out of the repair rack now"

After unhooking from the rack 1-Up stands up to his full height of 9 feet with his glowing red eyes which switch to blue after he thumps his chest with his right fist and says

[permission to deactivate for recharge Sir]

I say "Granted 1-Up go right ahead" after which he folds his arms and legs up and deploys his solar panels so he can recharge after which I turn to the crate and connect a hack tool to the electric lock on it which tells me that whatever this is it's Chinese made and designed for special ops use which I find exciting to say the least

After about 20 minutes the crate splits open at the seams with a hiss and reveals a type 99 war hound designed for recon and sabotage which activates with a beep and says by way of the hack tool

[Status and designation sir]

"You can call me Captain Holt and you are now called Killstreak"

[Acknowledged Sir this unit is now designated Killstreak what is this units mission Sir ]

"your mission is to work alongside 1-Up over there and keep this Brothel the Pretty Kitty safe putting special emphasis on Eve, Tina, and Desiree who all wear locater beacons attached to their wrists"

[Acknowledged mission parameters are defense of the Pretty Kitty and the V.I.Ps designated]

"Killstreak you can shut down for now while I fill in everyone on your new job"

[Understood unit shutting down]

After the Droids shut down I walk into the Cathouse where I have Eve,Tina, and Desiree and tell them about the Droids being part of their protection detail now and luckily everyone accepts it and I make sure to program the controls into the tablet I gave to Tina

After everything is set up I sit in my usual spot just before we open up for the day and grab a drink so I can relax until I am needed