I let out a sigh as I enter the cell of Waylon Jones also known as Killer Croc and as I did so I looked through some notes that I have prepared for him and after I confirmed that all of my notes were in the right order I
Lightly knocked on their cell door before entering with a business smile on my fake face ( A/N If you are wondering how he can make facial expressions it's rather simple the technology he implanted within his skin suit as well as his vaper)
I looked at the chair prepaid for me and I sat down on it and once I was comfortable on it I looked up at them with that same smile and I stretched my hand out to them before saying ''Hello my name is Basil Brusilof and I shall be your psychiatrist from now on Mr Waylon''
After I said that name his eyes slightly widened in surprise because he probably did not expect me to say that name he probably thought that I would call him Killer Croc but unlike a lot of other people who simply see him as a monster I am aware of how human he truly is because of a certain comic
( A/N that comics name is Joker's Asylum II you should read that before reading this any further because it has heavy spoilers for it)
He just looks at my hand before looking back down at the ground not caring enough to give a response 'Hmm it from his reaction it seems like the events of Joker's Asylum just took place poor guy'
After finishing that thought I put down my hand still keeping that smile on my fake face after I do that I asked him ''Would it be fine if I talk about your past and just tell me when to stop and I will'' after I ask him that all I get from him is a grunt and once he did
I looked through the internet via the smart glasses that I created to make sure that all of my information was correct after I was done with that I asked him ''From what I gathered you were born with a condition similar to epidermolytic hyperkeratosis am I correct?''
He just grunts and nods his head in confirmation and once he does I continue ''Your Mother died in childbirth and your Father abandoned you shortly after leaving you with your Aunt by the name of Flowers am I correct?''
After I ask him that he just nods but a little more angrily probably because I mentioned his aunt but it could probably be because his mother and father as well ''Hmm am I to believe that your aunt was abusive towards you do to you mutated epidermolytic hyperkeratosis?''
He nods again ''Alright am I to forgive me if this is to blunt assume that you were bullied as well because of this condition of yours leading to you having almost no friends?'' he nods again ''But from what I know there was one person willing to stay by your side by the name of Emma an-''
Before I could finish my sentence he nearly breaks his restraints with an angry growl ''I see well I guess this session is over for today but before I leave would you like a tv so you won't be bored'' to that he sarcastically says ''Sure why not and while you do that how bout you get me a burger as well
I look at him with a smile before leaving with a okay...
======================================================================== 10 minutes later
I came back to his room with a tv that has cox and a burger ( A/N if you are wondering how he got these simple there is nothing stopping him from just rearranging atoms and before someone shouts overpowered Superboy Prime broke the multiverse with one punch because he was mad)
He looked at me with surprise but I just smiled at him and left once again and after I was at my home I sighed before looking at the corner of my room with a deadpan ''You do know that I can see you Batman''
As I say that he walks out of the shadows or so I thought but I actually saw 'Is that the true goth mommy of dc death I my fucking god I think i'm in love' she just smiles at me before saying ''You know it's rude to call a woman a guy right?''
Once she asked me that I could not help but respond ''You do know that this is the city of a certain dark crusader'' She looks even more amused while saying ''I guess you are right about that but may I ask you how your not dead but you can see me''
And once she asked me that I realized that it was strange that I could see her I mean she was death of the endless one of if not the most powerful being in and out of existence I mean she is so powerful she can kill herself
( A/N Death is not a god nor a concept they are way higher than such being think of a being like that killing themself even though they are death like how the fuck do you kill death as death I mean sure other endless have died but death is just another story all together)
''If I am being honest I do not have a single clue on how I can see you I mean i'm pretty sure that I am not dead so meh because why not I guess I don't know nor do I feel like questioning it'' and as I say that
She looks at me and says she says ''Well i'll make a deal with you since you can see me you kill the invaders or reincarnators as they call themselves and I won't erase you from existence''
And as she tells me that with a stunning smile I could not help but think 'Why..... why god do I have you deal with some horny bastards who think that they are the main character or whatever and since they are they can do anything without consequences only to be like oh wait this isn't a fictional world this is real life there are consequences and then they rinse and repeat that sickle over and over again'
( A/N That is all for today folks also tell me the name of a dc fic with a protagonist that you really hate so my main mc can kill them anyway have a good rest of your day)