Chapter 4: Getting Ice cream with lady Loki (Mixed)

"Spider Child, are you ready to go?" Says Lady Loki warily.

"Yeah Yeah I just had to tell Mr. Stark where I was going," Peter says.

It's December so the weather is chilly and frost is covering every surface. Peter is wearing a thick coat while Lady Loki is wearing a short-sleeved dark green blouse and skin-tight skinny jeans. They were walking down the sidewalk to the ice cream stand.

"Why are you wearing a short-sleeved blouse? I mean it makes about as much sense as us getting Ice cream in December!" Peter says questioningly.

"I am a Frost Giant. The cold doesn't bother me anyway," says Lady Loki mischievously.

"You watched FrOzEn!!!" Peter excitedly says as he looks over at Lady Loki.

"Of course I watched Frozen! It was the first thing I watched!" She said while she laughed slightly.

Peter smiled. They finally got to the ice cream stand and walked to the menu to look at it.

"I think I'm going to get chocolate!" Peter says happily.

"Hmmm. I think I'm going to get chocolate chip cookie dough" She says thoughtfully.

"Oooh, good choice!" Peter says excitedly as they walk to where they order.

"Hello, May we get one chocolate cone and one chocolate chip cookie dough cone?" She asked politely.

"Yes of course," The person says.

The person comes back to the front a couple of minutes later and gives them their ice cream.

"Thank you!" Peter says.

Lady Loki nods her head and goes to a table that is covered with frost. Her hands glow green for a second as she melts the frost on the table and dries it.

"That was so cool Ms. Loki!" He says excitedly.

"Thank you Spider Child," she says with a small smile on her face.

"No Problem! Your magic is cool!" Peter says as he sits down.

Lady Loki's smile widened as she too took a seat. They sit there quietly for a minute, happily eating their ice cream.

"So…." Peter says, breaking the silence.

"Yes?" She asks.

"How often do you change between forms?" He asks as he looks back down at his ice cream.

"Not often, only when I feel like it" She answers.

They went back to eating their ice cream peacefully. That's when Peter started to shiver as it was very cold out and they were eating ice cream.

"Is everything ok Spider Child?" She says in a concerned voice.

Peter nodded.

"Just a bit cold," He said through chattering teeth.

"We should probably leave anyway since we have both finished our ice creams," She said as she got up and motioned for Peter to join her.

Peter nodded once again and got up. They walked back to the Avengers Compound quietly. When they opened the door they were met with a concerned-looking Tony and Steve. Once Steve and Tony saw they were safe Tony flipped.

"WHY, HAVEN'T YOU BEEN ANSWERING MY TEXTS!!" Tony yells angrily.

Peter went to check his phone to find that it had died.

"Sorry! It looks like my phone died!" Peter says looking anywhere but Tony and Steve.

"WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE!" Tony says whilst pointing at Lady Loki.

"My phone is on silent," She says simply.

Tony sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose. Steve just looks confused.

"Why is Loki a Lady?" Steve says confusedly.

Loki suddenly looked ill and teleported out of the room.

"What did I say?"

(On the phone)

*SpiderChild has created the group chat "WUH WOH"*

*SpiderChild added FeMan, StabbyEmo, and Capsicle*

SpiderChild: Peeps!

SpiderChild: PEEPS!

StabbyEmo: What

Capsicle: Hm.

FeMan: Everything ok?

SpiderChild: Loki are you ok?

StabbyEmo: I'm Fine

SpiderChild: *Gives unbelieving stare* Sure

Capsicle: Did I say something wrong earlier Loki?

SpiderChild: Let me answer for Loki! You didn't but it's something Loki hasn't exactly talked about!

Capsicle: Ok?

SpiderChild: Hey I'm going to talk to Loki alone!

*SpiderChild and StabbyEmo logged off*

*SpiderChild created the group chat "?!?!?!"*

*SpiderChild added StabbyEmo*

SpiderChild: You should tell them you know🙁

StabbyEmo: And if I don't

SpiderChild: Well you should die it

SpiderChild: *Dye

SpiderChild: *DO!

SpiderChild: Stupid autocorrect

StabbyEmo: -_-

SpiderChild: if not for you then for me *Puppy dog eyes*

StabbyEmo: *sigh* Fine

StabbyEmo: For you

*StabbyEmo and SpiderChild logged off*

*StabbyEmo, SpiderChild, FeMan, AngyMan, OldBird, GoodBro, Capsicle, and PoisonousSpider logged on to group chat "Avengers Assemble"*

GoodBro: Why has the Spider Child called us to the group chat?

Capsicle: I honestly don't know.

FeMan: What is it kid?

AngyMan: Peter?

OldBird: Spidey…?

PoisonousSpider: Everything ok brethren?

SpiderChild: Everything's ok! Loki just wants to tell you guys something!!

StabbyEmo: I…

SpiderChild: You got this Loki!

StabbyEmo: I am something Midgardians call….. Genderfluid

FeMan: cool

StabbyEmo: Cool?

FeMan: I MEAN NO WAY!

AngyMan: Thank you for telling us Loki! What are your Pronouns currently?

StabbyEmo: Whew! Anyway, right now She/Her! How about you?

AngyMan: Oh my pronouns are He/ They, Thank you for asking!

Capsicle: SO that's why you were so weird when we greeted you Loki!

OldBird: You are oblivious Star Spangled Man

*SpiderChild changed Capsicle's name to StarSpangleMan*

PoisonousSpider: Not gonna comment on that but Loki I know Bruce already said this but thank you for telling us!

OldBird: Brucie and Natasha, sittin in a tree K.I

*OldBird, AngyMan, and PoisonousSpider logged off*

SpiderChild: He's dead for sure!

StabbyEmo: Yup

SpiderChild: Anyway how are you feeling on a scale of 1-10?

StabbyEmo: 2

SpiderChild: Wow! That's the lowest it's ever been!

FeMan: That's concerning. What's the scales numbers again?

SpiderChild: Ok,

1 is spitting in a hotdog

10 is killing everyone on site

2 is the lowest she's ever been!

StarSpangledMan: That's…. You know what I'm not going to comment.

StabbyEmo: :)

FeMan: THAT WAS YOUR FIRST SMILEY FACE (I think)

*SpiderChild changed StabbyEmo's name too ActuallyHasAHeart*

ActuallyHasAHeart: NO CHANGE IT INSTANTLY

*SpiderChild changed ActuallyHasAHearts's name to SecretlyHasAHeart*

SecretlyHasAHeart: I hate you

*CoolRingDude logged on*

CoolRingDude: …what is happening here

CoolRingDude: Xialing stole my phone and now I find this

CoolRingDude: Thanks I guess

SecretlyHasAHeart: Who is this??

CoolRingDude: Wait, is that Loki?

SecretlyHasAHeart: Yes! Now who is speaking?!?!

CoolRingDude: My name is Shang-Chi. We've never met

SpiderChild: Mr. Shang Chi! I think I may have heard of you! You were that guy on the bus right!

CoolRingDude: Uh, yeah. Spider-Man right?

SpiderChild: Yep! Us Heroes have to start somewhere right! Why not the internet! That's where I started!

CoolRingDude: I guess so?

SecretlyHasAHeart: CHANGE MY NAME SPIDER CHILD YOU'RE RUINING MY REPUTATION!

SpiderChild: Excuse me, I have to deal with an angry Loki

SpiderChild: WHAT YOURE REPUTATION OF DESTRUCTION AND MURDER!

SecretlyHasAHeart: YES!

SpiderChild: WHY, DO YOU WANT THAT!

SecretlyHasAHeart: BECAUSE IT'S EASIER THAT WAY.

SpiderChild: WELL YOU WERE MIND CONTROLLED FOR GOODNESS SAKE! IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT!!!

SecretlyHasAHeart: I SHOULD HAVE BEEN STRONGER!

SpiderChild: YOU DID THE BEST YOU COULD!

SecretlyHasAHeart: STOP YELLING NICE THINGS AT ME IT'S CONFUSING!

SpiderChild: No, it's the only way that works apparently

CoolRingDude: Hate to interrupt. I think Spider-Man is right.

SecretlyHasAHeart: Why does everyone always gang up on me?

SpiderChild: You're always wrong that's why.

CoolRingDude: Always wrong burn! *Puts both hands behind shoulders in High five-position*

SecretlyHasAHeart: Just change my name, please

SpiderChild: Fine

*SpiderChild changed SecretlyHasAHeart's name to ASnek*

ASnek: Thor told you the story didn't he? -_-

SpiderChild: Yes, Yes, he did

CoolRingDude: What story?

GoodBro: Well…

SpiderChild: GAH I forgot about you! Who else is here?

FeMan: I didn't want to interrupt, also welcome to the party Shang-Chi!

AngyMan: It's gonna be hard to hold onto your sanity!

CoolRingDude, and ASnek: What sanity?

ASnek: Lol

GoodBro: Hem, Hem *Just think of Umbridge*

SpiderChild: Sorry, go ahead!

GoodBro: This one time when we were children he transformed himself into a snake. And he knows that I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he said: "MYAH it's me". And then he stabbed me. We were 8 at the time.

ASnek: I wanted to impress you with my magic! BUT YOU WERE CHOKING ME! What else was I supposed to do?!?! I HAD TO STAB YOU!

GoodBro: Oh

*SpiderChild changed GoodBro's name to Confusion*

Confusion: Why this?

SpiderChild: You just answered your own question

ASnek: I love it!!

CoolRingDude: what have I gotten myself into

ASnek: You don't want to know

CoolRingDude: That's probably fair

ASnek: It is more than fair I feel

CoolRingDude: I think I'm going to head out for now and hopefully when I come back this won't be here

*CoolRingDude logged off*

ASnek: Honestly feel bad for him

SpiderChild: You're showing EMOTION! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!

ASnek: YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!

SpiderChild: WHAT!?!

ASnek: YELLING NICE THINGS AT ME!!

SpiderChild: Oh whoops. But still proud of you

AngyMan: I've had enough

*SpiderChild changed AngyMans's name to SoDone*

*SoDone logged off*

ASnek: I just don't know anymore

*ASnek logged off*

FeMan: Bye kid

*FeMan logged off*

SpiderChild: It's getting late Gtg

*SpiderChild logged off*

Confusion: Alexa, play Sound of Silence

*Confusion logged off*