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Avengers Assemble (Texting Fic)

Tony Stark Starts a group- chat with the Avengers (And some extras). What can only happen but Chaos, Angst, Fluff, and a whole bunch of laughs?

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Chapter 2: The Scale

*GodOfKnives and SpideyBoi logged on"

SpideyBoi: Hey Mr. Loki how Ya feeling

GodOfKnives: Stabby

SpideyBoi: Stabby?

GodOfKnives: Stabby

*Spidey Boi changed GodOfKnives name to FeelingStabby*

SpideyBoi: How about we create a scale?

FeelingStabby: …

SpideyBoi: Taking that as a yes!

SpideyBoi: Ok so a 1 is like you'll spit in my hotdog and then a 10 is like killing everyone on site!

FeelingStabby: Fine

SpideyBoi: So on a scale of 1-10 how are you feeling

FeelingStabby: Stabby

SpideyBoi: NO! 1-10!

FeelingStabby: ….. 3

SpideyBoi: If it gets to a 6 let me know!

FeelingStabby: Ok?

*AngyMan logged on*

AngyMan: What have I walked in on

*AngyMan logged off*

FeelingStabby: Um

SpideyBoi: So what emotions do you feel throughout the day?

FeelingStabby: Stab

SpideyBoi: I don't think Stab counts as an emotion

FeelingStabby: Well I definitely feel Stabby!

SpideyBoi: What does that even mean…

FeelingStabby: It means I FEEL STABBY

SpideyBoi: .... What is the Stabby feeling?

FeelingStabby: It means when I'm sad or angry I feel like stabbing something!

*SpideyBoi changed FeelingStabby's name to StabbyEmo*

SpideyBoi: Would you like to talk about it?

StabbyEmo: No

SpideyBoi: Well if you do I'm here

StabbyEmo: What does Emo mean

SpideyBoi: Google says that it means a person who is overly sensitive, emotional, and full of angst, or who adopts a certain style characterized by dyed black hair, tight t-shirts, and skinny jeans, etc. a person who is overly sensitive or emotional.

StabbyEmo: Oh, this name is fine then I guess

SpideyBoi: SO YOU DO ADMIT THAT YOU'RE AN ANGSTY BOI!

StabbyEmo: NO!

*PhoneCharger logged on*

PhoneCharger: Don't listen to him, Peter! He is indeed this EMO you talk of!

*PhoneCharger logged off*

SpideyBoi: HA I KNEW IT

StabbyEmo: No! DOnt listen to Thor! He's an Oaf!

SpideyBoi: It's not nice to call people Oaf's

StabbyEmo: I don't care, I'm the villain

SpideyBoi: You were mind-controlled not a villain

StabbyEmo: … You are too good, someday that will come back to you

SpideyBoi: In a good way!

StabbyEmo: No, someone will take advantage of you and your kindness! SO it's better to start acting cold now!

SpideyBoi: It sounds like you have experience

StabbyEmo: ... leave me alone Spider child

*SpideyBoi changed name to SpiderChild*

StabbyEmo: Why did you change your name?

SpiderChild: I like the name you called me!

StabbyEmo: You liked the name I gave you?

*StabbyEmo logged off*

SpiderChild: Mr. Loki?

SpiderChild: Mr. Loki?

*PhoneCharger logged on*

SpiderChild: Mr. Thor do you know what happened to Loki?

PhoneCharger: I can check on him in his room

SpiderChild: Thank You!

*Changed PhoneCharger's name to GoodBro*

*GoodBro logged off*

SpiderChild: Mr. Thor? Is Loki okay!

*GoodBro and StabbyEmo logged on*

GoodBro: Loki was crying in his room because you liked his idea

StabbyEmo: I MOST CERTAINLY WAS NOT!

GoodBro: Sure

SpiderChild: I wasn't even there and I know you're lying!

StabbyEmo: DON'T TELL A SINGLE SOUL!

SpiderChild: Fine

*TonyStank, PoisonousSpider, and OldBird took off invisible mode*

TonyStank: You guys screenshotted that right?

PoisonousSpider: Yep

OldBird: Yep

StabbyEmo: DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY

PoisonousSpider: BLACKMAIL

*PoisonousSpider logged off*

StabbyEmo: You both have 10 seconds to run

TonyStank and OldBird: ...

SpiderChild: I would do that, he's feeling very stabby today

StabbyEmo: 1

StabbyEmo: 2

*TonyStank and OldBird logged off*

StabbyEmo: 3

StabbyEmo: 4

StabbyEmo: 5

StabbyEmo: 6

StabbyEmo: 7

StabbyEmo: 8

StabbyEmo: 9

StabbyEmo: 10

*StabbyEmo logged off*

SpiderChild: Bye Mr. Thor, I'm going to go record Mr. Loki trying to stab Mr. Stark and Mr. Barton!

*SpiderChild logged off*

GoodBro: Alone again, I'm all alone again

*GoodBro logged off*