Dimensional Chatgroup- Killers: Chapter 1

Touch-me Senpai's Soul Cage

What.. the.. fuck...?

Is this some sort of sex dungeon?

 "Hi~!"a sweet melodic voice sounded out behind him 

He Quickly turned only to see a the most beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life. Except she was HUGE. The giant woman holding a baseball bat, and swinging it around.

Behind her was a mirror he saw a floating blue ball.

No she is not big. I'm small! 

She takes a pose and starts her swing

"Bye~!" 

No wai- 

*BOOM*

"Home Run. Man this method is a great stress relief. He might be a pervert but the room he made is awesome" 

On the bat there were some words 

System: Chatgroup 

World: Random 

"Lets see..." She started playing around with the bat and the words changed 

 System: Chakra 

World: TeenWolf 

She smacked the bat at the ground before getting into the batter pose

 "Next~"

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"WAIT!!" 

...

*chirp*

...

Left- Forest..

Right- Forest. 

Above me a blue sky filled with clouds.

Great. I'm not dead at least. Not that I died anyway. The last thing I remember was me finishing off my super secret self-defense moves. The NUT CRUSHER. The EYE GORGE. and last but not least HEADBUTT to the NOSE.

Of course, I'm Joking

I have a big mouth. Which resulted in some thugs trying to mug me after insulting them. To be fair I only met one of them the first time and we got into an argument. Then he came back with loads of his friends, I could only run away so I wanted to be prepared just in case I meet them again.

 I got a Taser, a Knuckleduster and a Knife for self-defense. Then I saw that a dojo opened up near me. Naturally as a huge Fantasy Geek. I wanted to go swing around a sword.

So I went there for a few weeks.

Anyway, I finished practicing my self-defense moves and katas when a stupid light erupted in front of me. Resulting in me waking up in that weird Batting Cage room.

Where I was used to make a Home Run I think. 

I stand up and do an inventory check.

Weirdly enough I was still in my gym clothes. Wasn't I in soul form after I 'died' or was transported or whatever.

I was wearing a black tracksuit, a gray sleeves undershirt, and black sneakers.

Clink

Hmm? 

I look down to see a pile of items and a note that says care package.

There was a hunting knife, a metal water flask, a fire starter.. and some chewing gum.

... Is this bitch for real?

For all I know this could be a magical forest with monsters.

And she gives me chewing gum.

At least leave a machete or something. 

Shhshh

I quickly turn around. Something moved in the bushes behind me.

I grab my knife and get ready to defend myself.

ShhShh

TAK

It jumps out from the bush into the light, and it's a..

...

Bunny.. with a single horn on its forehead. It was really small.

"Raww" it growls at me but it makes a cute sound instead. This is awkward.

Technically this is a Unicorn as well. Unicorn means 'a single horn'. Wasn't there a monster called Needle Rabit in the Dungeon? Is this a monster?

"RAWW" It jumps at me and Dyam it can jump. I quickly jump sideways to dodge it. It can jump a very long distance, but it isn't very fast. I think it's meant to kill prey that is only a bit bigger than itself. Not something like a human.

The next time it jumps at me, I get my knife ready and sidestep when it's about a meter away from me. When it reaches the position I was before I just stab my knife upwards and stab it just below the neck. I gut it to look for a monster crystal but there wasn't one. So it just a weird animal.

My first kill here. And I got food as well.

Bon Apetit. I guess.

~~~

After a fulfilling lunch, I packed up the remains in a package made from big leaves. I kept the hide and horn as well. maybe someone will buy it.

I walked around for a while before finally meeting some people.

An old couple was walking down the road. The man was carrying chopped wood on his back. It was tied together and held by some sort of primitive backpack made from wood.

"Quid infandum puer" (What a weird boy/child) The old lady says curiously

Latin? What kind of godforsaken place still speaks in Latin? In what fucking era did that bitch send me in?

"Salve puer." Hello Child

I take back everything I said to Ms. Stella. She is not a horse-faced bitch.. well she kinda still is and Latin is definitely useful in real life.

Then again the only real reason I was so invested in learning Latin is just so I can make imaginary magic spells. That I later sold the rights to game developers for a little cash.

Ummm okay. Remember the simple things.

(A/N Everything from now on will be spoken in Latin.)

"Hello.. Umm.. Where am I?" God, I sound like a stuttering prepubescent boy.

The old couple looked at me like I was stupid.

"Boy. You are in the village of Treya." I must have had a confused look on my face because he sighed before he pointed in a direction " The city of Orario is located around 120 km that way. Do you know where you are now?" 

I just stayed still till I pieced together his words. I understood. City Orario. 120km. That way.

But then it hit me.

" Does Orario have a dungeon filled with monsters?"

Thank you stupid game and magic references. I can't say hello properly but I remember Latin Fantasy words. Go figure.

"Of course. Orario is the biggest Adventurer city in the world. People of all lands and races meet there to beat the Dungeon. I was an adventurer myself you know" The old man laughed heartily when he was talking about the dungeon

That settles it. This is 80% the world of Danmatchi. 

Unless it's some stupid parody with the same names.

"You planning on going there?" The old woman asked me

"Yes I want to be an adventurer" I lied through my teeth

The older man takes a look at me. "You have no weapons and you look like you haven't done a pushup in your life" 

Ouch way to rub it in old man

"Once I get a Falna I can train a lot. And I will hopefully get some weapons soon"

The old man rubbed his beard while looking at me. Then he started grinding as if he thought of a revolutionary idea.

"Well, I have my old sword in the shed. If you help tilt our fields I might be willing to part with it" 

Nice. Not even a day here and I am reduced to a farmer. No correction. The grunts the farmer has working on his field. I'm not even a farmer.

Holding back my grimace. I raise my hand and shake his arm "Deal"

I'm crying on the inside.

" Hahaha. I just realized I don't know your name" The old man started to laugh. 

"Sure its..." I stare at him blankly 

"Its..." Then realized. I don't remember my name.

FUCK!!!

~~~~~ A/N

What do you think?

I'm happy with how Ch1 turned out.

I have been planning this fic for a long time, a lot longer than Code. Chat group fics need to be planned otherwise they will be shit.

The bunny is not a monster. Just a magical animal. Like those special birds on the surface. 

Anyway this will probably be a long-ass fic. With slow releases. But I think it has a lot of potential.

The Chatgroop members. Well they won't be your usual ones. I can guarantee that.

I spent a long time just picking out the members.

Btw the goddess voice. I imagine Jibril from NGNL. That Hi~ when they play the love game with Izuna. Perfect~ Chef's kiss