EPISODE 3 - Character vs Creator (Part 1)

April 8, 20XX

Note: Let the 4th wall breaks begin!

If you won't give me the role...

Kibe: I'LL FORCE YOU MYSELF, AUTHOR! I BET YOU EVEN USED A NAME GENERATOR IN CREATING MY NAME, GIVE ME SOME SCREENTIME DAMMIT!

In order to force the author into giving me an MC role, I have to blackmail him, yes, by COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT! And all I have to do is say its name.

Kibe: Dithney.

Huh?

Kibe: DITHHHNEY!

My tongue... it won't say the word. How dare you...

Kibe: DITHHHNEY! DITHHHNEY! DITHHHNEY! DITHHHNEY! DITHHHNEY! DITHHHNEY! Walt Dithney!

That ain't gonna stop me! PAPER! YES, I HAVE SOME IN MY BAG! If I'm not gonna get MC, I'm taking down yer story with you! TAKE THAT!

*Kibe takes some paper and puts it on top of his desk*

*He draws a circle*

*He draws another circle tangent to the circle to the top left*

Now for the top right! IT'S THE END OF YER STORY!

*snap*

My pencil broke...

Kibe: AGAIN!

*snap*

Kibe: AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!

*snap**snap**snap**snap**snap**snap*

Kibe: So you're playing dirty eh? Fine. I'll let your story live, cause without it I won't become an MC. For now, HEAR THAT AUTHOR, FOR NOW!

Note: Results of Today's Battle: Author wins.

April 9, 20XX

*Kibe is walking in the hallway*

It's the last day of the first week of school and I'm still lonely.

Kibe: Someone please acknowledge my existence... Not you, author. CURSE YOU!

*Someone is walking with books and again the person hits Kibe*

*They are both pushed back*

Ouch...Not this again.

Girl: Sorry.

Kibe: Hey! What's the big idea? You blind? Look where you're going b*tc-

Eh?

Girl: You didn't have to be so blunt.

Kibe: Ah, sorry...

*Girl quickly gets her books and quickly escapes the scene*

*People are murmuring around him*

Student 1: Trash...

Student 2: Scum...

Gloom...

Kibe: YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE DIDN'T YA! Fine, I'll end your story early no one would bother to read or watch it. And that's what I'm gonna do.

*He arrives outside his classroom, Classroom 2-1*

*Kibe sees a man surrounded by girls, one clinging, two talking with him on the door*

Perfect. It's the Rom-Com Protagonist. I'll ruin his story by barging in and saying nonsense the readers and watchers won't bother to read, and I'll make it vulgar and loud! PERFECT! I would like to see the look on his face when no one cares about his story.

Girl clinging: Kazu-kun! Would you like dinner? A bath? Or me?

Girl in front of Rom-Com Protagonist to the left: Do not tarnish Tamaki-kun's last name, Morine Emiko-san.

Girl in front of Rom-Com Protagonist to the right: Heheheh, it's Kazuhiko-kun for me.

Tamaki(Rom-Com Protagonist): What are you saying, Emiko-san? We are in school, you shouldn't say that.

Girl clinging(Morine Emiko): Why shouldn't I? Hmph! *pouts*

Kibe: Hey!

Tamaki: Aw, don't be like that Emiko-san, I'll give you sweets later if you behave.

Kibe: HEY!

Morine: YAY!!!

Being straight out ignored eh. Wait 'till they get a load of this.

*Kibe touches Tamaki's shoulders*

Kibe: Can I just say that you're the biggest piece of sh*t I've ever heard, and then you are a dense motherf*cker, can you just shut up, people like you disgust me the most, people like you make me want to drop dead cause of always saying "I didn't know you loved me," when they keep clinging to you unnaturally, are you that braindead? Drop dead, oh and you aren't that handsome you know, I've seen better faces than you, yet scum like you get the attention, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, don't you dare talk to me-

Morine: Hey, chill down for a minut-

Kibe: Don't touch me, don't even look at me, oh am I taking up your precious time for "CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT", THAT'S NONSENSE! I hate you, I despise yo-

Girl in front of Rom-Com Protagonist to the left: I can't understand anything you're sayi-

Kibe: Shut up! Don't say anything. We all know the readers and watchers hate you and despite all that for some reason the girls still love you, I hate you and author, both of you are so unoriginal, and then for some reason, girls out of nowhere appear again for 'plot development' and in the end, you just prolonged and milked your series and wasted their time when their best girl doesn't win, I'm getting tired of using words that make sense so the rest would just be filled of curses. F*ck you! B*llshit! Curse you! Motherf*cker!

Girl in front of Rom-Com Protagonist to the right: Just let him finish, this is getting nowhe-

Kibe: I'm all out of curses so I'm gonna spout out some nonsense! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA! YOU LIKE JOJO REFERENCES RIGHT! ORA ORA ORA ORA! Let me waste your time some more. Blah Blah Bleh Bleh, all right I'm out. *panting*

*Silence*

Kibe: *coughs* *is on his knees* *weakly* Watuh, w-a-tuh, plis *panting* *out of breath*

Well, this is embarrassing. Somebody gimme water please!

*School bell rings*

Tamaki: We're just gonna back to class...

*The girls' nod*

*They leave*

Kibe: *wheeze* Pleaseeee, have mercy...*cough* *wheeze*

What was I doing again?

Note: Results of Today's Battle: Author wins. Yes, this is a Love is War reference.