The Messiah Returns [Part 1]

Jason watched in shock as the familiar half-elf waved his arms in a grandiose fashion. With a smile on the manipulator's face, Bob clapped joyously as the former farmers raised their arms in a hurrah and kissed the debris on their hands.

At the sight of such a rally, an irritation crawled through Jason's mind like the feeling of an out of place puzzle piece or a phone ringing in the middle of the theater. Shaking his head in disappointment, the black-haired teenager acted on impulse and climbed onto the stage as he screamed, "This is wrong! This isn't what the Pimple Clan stands for."

Immediately, a piercing silence spread throughout the crowd, and the three dozen farmers bellowed in frustration. Grabbing some trash from a nearby can, they threw banana peels and apple cores at the bewildered hate reader and cursed the teenager under their breaths.