What would you do if you knew there were cold-blooded witches with shocking habits near the ones you love?
It was a time of terror. Cold-blooded witches would frame each other in the street.
Only one woman knows how to stop the terror. One admirable, generous woman - Ruth Vader.
Ruth is a 21-year-old psychiatrist from Skegness with a thirst for soup.
She knows that to stop the cold-blooded witches from continuing their dastardly deeds, she must betray her intelligent son, Will Vader.
She gives up her quiet life and travels to Sidney where she attends an important Valentine's meal and acquires some curvy spells.
However, when one of the cold-blooded witches bites off Ruth's fingernails with crippling effect, it looks like her quest is over.
Without fingernails, will Ruth Vader be able to save the day?