Chapter 9

Somebody once told me!

I would like to get out of the cave with just such music, it would fit completely. But alas, no, and my parody is more like the whining of some dog. It's a shame. But I really wanted to!

But seriously, I was glowing blue after waking up. Again. It seems to be becoming a tradition. Only if the aura was to blame last time, then now… I'm a piece of dust.

No, of course I knew that eating ashes is bad for your health, but so much! I'm a fucking Christmas tree now. Some places that used to be like bone growths have become crystalline... and blue. Bitch, evolution, are you kidding me?! Fucking Pokemon.

These places seemed to have been chosen at random, somewhere on the front paws and torso. It's shitty, but getting the power of ice is cooler. And by the way, I've become an order of magnitude fatter, although it's more correct to be pumped up here. The height has not changed much, maybe it has added a couple of centimeters, but here it has become more focused on mass.

The same cannot be said about my wolves, who have grown up and if they used to be about up to my stomach, now they are up to my chest. That's pretty good! I have become stronger myself and my wolves have grown up! They were on my level now, after I devoured that Beowulf.

LVL did a good job, it turns out that devouring grimm is much more productive, they give more strength compared to humans. Although, how do I compare it? I ate one when I wasn't completely in control of myself yet! The freaking instincts of a grimm.

And now, our pack was the strongest in this village and not only at my expense! And waking everyone up with my roar, I was even surprised at their speed. They also managed to get some grain of reason, look at how they look at me with devoted and serious eyes!

That's good. I'm the fucking great leader of the Communist wolfmen! Heh, you can't praise yourself, no one will praise you. Rolling my tongue in my mouth, I tried to say something, which by the way turned out! Even with a certain growl at the end, and even then, only small phrases came out.

But that's enough for me. Fuck the drawings, I'm an artist, like milk from a goat. I still wonder how people understood these game painted on the ground.

— I'm with you in a noble way... — fuck, I can't finish the sentence! But I wanted to rehearse one fucking phrase, it would fit like never before. Oh, it's a pity, it would be pathetic. And the Stalker is forever in my heart! — Praise the sun! — at least that way, Dark Souls will go too.

And our friendly communist system moved back to our city! Even if the residents do not understand that it will be the beginning of communism in this world! I'm sure the Remnant will only get better because of this!

There is no inequality, everyone has equal rights, everyone has a job and money, a goal, which is the main thing! Yes, at least I will create my own church, where they will glorify the sun! And by the way, it's a great idea.

However, it's worth coming up with your own currency, I'll call it... Vulfs. Yes, exactly, so I came up with a currency! It turns out that being a ruler is very easy. Huh. But this is because Vulfs will be the first currency in the world! And my face will glow on the coins. I definitely will.

That's how we got to him, my Wolfgrad! Quite, by the way, a good city in size, especially when compared with what it was. There were more houses, the walls were taller and stronger, but we had to jump two times.

People started running away in horror, in a wild aah, what the fuck are we doing here at all. But I sat quietly with my wolves, and in the case of my pack, they sat and according to their look, they just don't have enough to wave their tail for joy.

Why is this happening to them at all? Such devotion because they have become stronger with me? Or what? It's strange, we'll have to find out more about it.

Meanwhile, people began to calm down a little and whisper incomprehensibly.

— Call Hellblow! I heard, and then turned to the speaker. He looked into my eyes and quickly began to sweat and turn pale. Come on, fuck, I'm not that scary! Anyway, I have blue crystals on my paws and on my torso, what the fuck is the fear?! I would have laughed like a madman if I had seen that!

— Get the synoveloskuRRRR! — these are their faces, that's how you should surprise them! — My WolfgradrRRRR! — now people are already fucked up in earnest. Well, did I just save the city here before?

In general, all the faces are new, I haven't even met any of the old ones, and I don't see that pink streak either. But they named that girl, so she's still alive and I haven't slept for many years.

— In-your… Wolfgrad? — a small guy for me asked with some trembling. I looked at him and nodded my muzzle. Well, did you manage to forget me? What the fuck is going on?

"It's... a Dark Wolf!" Suddenly, someone shouted from the crowd.

— Really? I thought it was like a legend or a fairy tale..." the whispers intensified, but I was pretty fucked up. I mean, is it a fucking legend or a fairy tale?! What the fuck is this?

And then she came out... already an old woman, whose most of her hair is already gray, but I see a somewhat discolored blue color. The fucking mouth of this casino… Have we slept for at least forty years? Damn, what a fat bird carcass it turns out to be! I also ate up the ashes... Fuck…

— Dark Wolf... - yes fucking, what is such a drama?! "You left us forty—seven years ago, leaving your legacy in the form of those crystals. And I'm glad you didn't leave your loyal subjects," she said, bowing as a sign of respect.

What is going on here anyway? What the fuck, have I already become a deity? In principle, I didn't do a damn thing! Well, you saved a small settlement, helped them here, brought the ashes and already managed to become a deity?

Other people and even fauns, I noticed a couple of people with animal characteristics, like tails and cute ears, also bowed. I was standing in ahuya. No, seriously?!

Glancing back at their wolves, they certainly did not bow, but they looked at me as if I were a deity. When the fuck did I become so fucking important?! I've done a whole lot of shit! Okay, calm down, Sanya, calm down, let's figure it out.

—Subjects,— I asked, after which she straightened up and pointed at the fucking... church! The domes of which had a golden color. What the fuck is going on here anyway?!

— I believed in you from the very beginning, and after saving our city, you became a real legend, even more of a myth. You began to be worshipped, I was one of the first to accept the religion of the "Dark Wolf".

— Communism! — so, no, I don't like this name, there must be communism! It won't happen otherwise! I need an equal society, as Grandfather Lenin bequeathed!

— Commu... nizma? She repeated the words, looking straight into my eyes.

— CommunismRRR! The meaning of life! Everything is great! — I was able to put the meaning of this popular movement into three sentences! Even if not completely, I need to learn how to speak normally, otherwise growl through every word like a down, such a thing.

— Are everyone equal? All right, Dark Wolf, let there be Communism! It is true that I do not understand exactly what it is, but I will not contradict the great one.

— AAAAOOFF! — the wolf is not the wolf that is the wolf, but the wolf that created its own communist party of wolves! My whole pack followed me, seeming to feel my joy.