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(Not)Woolly Wolf

It's hard to be a grimm, Alexander knows this firsthand... In fact, the most simple and easy story with a bunch of jokes and without a drop of meaning. There are also many references to a variety of topics. To all haters of Communism, Russians and the like, please do not read this fanfiction. There are too many jokes on these topics, even the main goal of the hero is connected with communism. The fanfiction is purely for entertainment, please don't overreact to it.

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28 Chs

Chapter 4

We need to think about how to take down this wolf. Actually, the Beowulfs always seemed to know that I was here, surprisingly, to be honest. You can't just fill up this asshole with your paws, even considering that I did a good job of pushing the level after I woke up. Now I was head and shoulders taller than the rest of the Beowulfs, but I was still losing height to the alpha wolf.

This guy was really huge and you can see that he was armored to the ass. This is already some kind of tank with huge paws and claws. And this is the shit I need to fill up to become an alpha wolf. Aw, fuck it, I'm going to fail anyway. It's only a matter of time.

The pack was in hibernation, only a few woke up and walked around the cave, and I decided to get out and see what was there, and how. And just to think over the strategy of killing the wolf, I certainly won't climb into the forehead, but I won't be able to attack from behind anymore, the alpha had a huge bone growth, bones looked out on his front and hind legs, which I'm sure would have cut me into slices.

Therefore, a trick is needed here! I have something that he doesn't have, namely, a mind! Well, or almost a mind. In general, I am a powerful wolfman, and my roar is loud and strong, I think I should at least use this as a distraction. And then maybe he'll get sick of my three hundred iqs and die himself.

Although, I am sure that the roar will scare away the young and the weak, because in the animal world the main thing is strength! And in order to survive, I need to become the toughest wolf in the village first, and then move on to the next stage of evolution. Pokemon nervously smoke on the sidelines, compared to me.

In general, yes, my plans are downright Napoleonic, but the main thing is that Suvorov-Salem does not appear and everything will be chicky-pooky. Yeah, I remembered such an old word… Ahem, well, it's worth doing something, namely roar training! Yes, it sounds idiotic, but I think it will help me a lot.

I ran to some clearing in the forest, I knocked down one tree and sat down on a log. There's a joke missing about the ex, but there won't be one. So, now, ahem-ahem! I need to clear my throat, so my growls come out of my mouth normally, but is it possible to speak in human language?

— RRRRAAAAA! — so, for the record, I won't be able to speak. However, such a roar, not a big one, went around the neighborhood completely. Okay, one more time. — RRRRAAAAA... AHEM. U U A U A U,— he choked on saliva. Wait, is it even possible to choke in this body? With a mouth like that. Oh, well, it probably looked comical.

Fuck. Bushes rustled somewhere behind me and I really hoped that no one had seen these idiotic actions. But all my hopes were dashed as soon as I turned around and saw the little girl. Fuck x two.

Wait a second, where did the girl come from?! Oh, right. Fuck. Grimms can only feel negative emotions, so I didn't know shit if there were people around. They weren't there for anger or loneliness. Mdya. But fuck it, why is she staring at me like that? Did you see a wolf for the first time?

Yeah, that's a stupid question. But the girl was looking at me, and I was looking at her. Alas, I could not speak, I could only growl, which I did and called to me with my paw. So, now the main thing is not to force her to overdo it and overdo it with emotions, otherwise she's fucked. I might be able to take down a couple of Beowulfs, but then the whole pack will come at me at once.

The girl hesitated a little, but she came up to me anyway. I must say, she looked... so-so. Even I look better. A dirty and dirty little girl who is dressed in some kind of skins. What year is it anyway? Is there even a Salem? It's strange that there aren't even any ordinary clothes.

But I was not weakly stunned when the girl came up and answered my outstretched paw. She put her little hand in her paw, as if relying on me. A fucking turn of events. What the hell is going on? Okay, Sanya, let's save the girl and that's it.

Where should I put it? Without hesitation, I drew something like a house on the ground with my other paw, it turned out crookedly, but at least that way. After pointing with his claw at the drawing and at the girl, she nodded and pointed to the east.

I picked her up with my paw and put her on her back, she took hold of my hernia and I ran in the direction she showed. It's fucked up, why is there always some shit going on? Although, it's me, it doesn't happen to me any other way.

So, keep your feet to yourself, young lady, you are greeted by a taxi "Werewolf without shoulder straps"! The name is still working.

I had to run carefully, and even then I had to walk fast, otherwise the girl would have fallen. Yeah, first you were an alpha wolf, and now you're a babysitter? You've chosen the wrong career path for yourself, Sanya, definitely the wrong one…

The girl somehow quickly trusted me, which was not so surprising, if I saw such a muzzle as I have now, I would shoot a shotgun without hesitation. She looked around and stroked the usual areas of my back, I don't know if I have fur there or if I'm a bald wolf at all? Uh, absolutely not what you want to see when you hear some kind of incomprehensible growl.

And the moment when I choked and an incomprehensible something burst out of my mouth and I don't want to talk. So, it seems to have reached somewhere, the wall is like this, well fortified. Let me have two bites. So, he picked up the girl in his paw and put her on the ground. I did a quick check until I was sure she was okay. Oh, just like a babysitter.

The girl looked at me with such a grateful look, but nevertheless, the question remained open. What was she even doing in that forest? Purposefully went? Or did you choose a painful way of suicide? The baby squatted down, trying to reach me, and I had to sit down a little.

In some kind of impulse incomprehensible to me, she hugged me, then ran away somewhere along the fence. Yeah, Sanya, you know how to dig up adventures for your wolf paws. Oh, well, let's continue to train our belligerent roar!

— RRRRAAAAAAA! - in, just power. It's not bad, right all over the neighborhood, I think if you do this in a cave, then everyone will wake up. The main thing is not to shit yourself on the way. I'm ready for this battle, wait for me, alpha wolf! Tu bi cunt, run from the village!

However, you will have to fight as seriously as possible, you will not jump on the back here and quickly fail, you will have to try hard to fill up such a carcass. But I'm ready, my paws are strong, and my jaw is unbreakable!

On the way back, I already met three of the same bears, who were already slightly taller than me. Wow, how huge am I right now?! A freaking mutant wolf. In general, I have to think that I'm going to become an alpha wolf, what's next? Hmm, I'll become so strong that I'll take control of the whole pack! Yes, exactly. It's a fucking plan, reliable as a Swiss watch.

Maybe I'll even create my own settlement, I'll call it something like "Not a circus", because wolves do not perform in circuses. Or else "Volcharnia", "Avuuland", "Wolfograd". I don't give a damn about my fantasies! Well, it remains only to implement all the plans.

And coming up with a couple more names for my own Beowulf settlement along the way, I hobbled to the cave. They're still sleeping, but I, such a shit, woke up the whole pack with a loud growl. It turned out powerfully, I even had my ears blocked, which, by the way, I don't have.

All the Beowulfs jumped up like they had a hole in their ass... no, you need an aspen stake here. And they began to turn their mouths. The main alpha wolf also woke up and stood up with his might. He didn't like that only Beowulf was shaking his head. I also growled, on a very fucking level, now I definitely don't have ears, even if they used to be.

It looks like he was trying to shut me up, saying that while the father was sleeping, but the horseradish was swimming there, because the true alpha wolf is me! So I growled again, at my very maximum, even louder than his. He stared at me with his red eyes while the rest of the Beowulfs began to disperse to the corners.

That's great, he accepted the challenge, it remains only to smear it, absorb it and I will definitely be the main wolf in the village! I got ready, got up on all paws, and inwardly I was just eager for this fight. Yeah, I've been preparing for a long time so that none of the wolves would interfere, even embarrassed in front of a little girl, but it was definitely worth it!

The alpha rushed first, and I responded in kind, only instead of hitting, I began to hold his paws with my own. Wow, fuck, this is a powerhouse, really a real wolf! Well, never mind, soon you'll turn into a whole shit! While he was being stupid, I made a piece with my mouth right in his neck area.

But he got out of my clutches and pushed my mouth away from his neck, causing my body to fly into the wall. But my flight came out softer, I fell on some wolf, which seemed to whine. I got up, licked my lips and rushed to him. This thing turned out to be smarter than I thought.

The alpha growled and ran towards me, but I jumped at the last moment and, being behind him, ran my claws over his hind legs, but the blow basically affected the whole shit. I thought that he would stumble for at least a second, but no, he immediately turned to me and made a piece for me, even he could bite through my body, I heard a juicy sound.

Fuck! It's rubbish, the wolf turned out to be fucking powerful. Growling, I wrapped my paws around his body with all my strength and ran to the wall, the blow fell right into his hernia, making a small hole in the wall. His jaw slightly eased the pressure on my neck, but I started hitting him in the face with my paws, leaving claw marks.

He tried to make a hole in my chest with his paws, scratching there like a rabid dog. After hitting him once more in the mouth, he finally let go of my neck, and I took him in my paws and ran back a little. The alpha seemed tired or was already on his last legs, which was very pleasing, because I myself had little strength.

But I took the balls in my fist and ran into the wall with a loud belligerent cry, slamming the alpha's body even harder. After that, I bit him on the neck with a finishing blow, piercing the armor immediately, and then tore out a piece of his flesh. A second later, his body disintegrated into dark particles.

Phew, fuck, this battle is worthy of a thousand stories, the wolf was unrealistically powerful. Turning back to the pack of Beowulfs, they all lined up next to me, getting on all fours. Yes, bitch, I'm an alpha wolf now, this is my village!