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(Not)Woolly Wolf

It's hard to be a grimm, Alexander knows this firsthand... In fact, the most simple and easy story with a bunch of jokes and without a drop of meaning. There are also many references to a variety of topics. To all haters of Communism, Russians and the like, please do not read this fanfiction. There are too many jokes on these topics, even the main goal of the hero is connected with communism. The fanfiction is purely for entertainment, please don't overreact to it.

Sever161 · Anime und Comics
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28 Chs

Chapter 3

It looks like I'm some kind of Pokemon, I woke up refreshed, and stronger, it seems to me. Fuck knows if I've grown in size or not, but now I want to eat again. Holy shit. Oh, well, I have to get out of my hut, I wanted to get out of here already.

And now it's time to go fight for the rights of the black wolves!

It's winter outside again, it looks like it's already the middle of winter, there was a lot of snow. And I decided to visit the village again, I seem to have had a good time with that Beowulf and slept for almost a year. Well, if you look at the seasons, of course.

And so, I had to fight my way through the snow, which was too much. And that's with my fucking size! When I run on all fours, he is somewhere on half of the whole body, and if you walk on two hind legs, then about to the knees. Unless, of course, the wolves have these knees.

This time I probably spent an hour trying to make my way to the village, which turned out to be completely empty. Sadly, all the houses are abandoned and dilapidated, it seems that the Grimm tried their best. But I went to that dugout where I was painting my image for people at the entrance. I had to dig a little in the snow, but I got to the ground!

Surprisingly, this drawing was still intact. However, it's not as beautiful as it was originally, or I just painted with my ass, not with my paw. Which is most likely what happened. He scratched his tummy, then turned back into the forest. This time I'll follow it, after all, my plan to get inoculated with some kind of pack is still working.

However, I would still like to find this pack, but I don't think it will be difficult. It is more important not to run into a stronger grimm, even though I am a powerful wolf, and magma flows in my veins, and my paws are more powerful than ever! .., but I would not like to go out against bigger animals. I barely got the wolfman off, what if there's another bear here?

Oh, fuck! As I knew I would. Although... what kind of bullshit is this anyway? It looks like a bear, only bigger and more powerful with some kind of bone mask on its muzzle. Oh, no, not a mask, it's his face. A fat creature, huge as one and a half of me, the paws of the bitch are powerful, I even looked at my own with some apprehension.

So, don't piss! I'm Sanya, the alpha wolf! I can handle it, and I seem to have become stronger, but here it's just a bear to fill up, pf, how the fuck to do… But he seems to be too slow, only powerfully walking through the snow, falling under it. It seems that he is alone, but what did he forget here in the forest, where there are no people at all? Although, it's better for me!

So, the plan is to try to crack the armor on the neck, you need to somehow either bite through, or tear it off with your paws, but attacking other places is too stupid and time-consuming. That's it, let's go!

With a long jump I get on his back, the bear cub growled something furiously, and I climbed higher to the neck and tried to bite it with all my might. Ugh, bleat, not a tasty creature! But there is no choice, I want to eat, and here is such a game!

But the bear was smarter than I thought, so he got up on all fours and tried to throw me off, but I clung to him with claws and teeth, trying to bite through the armor. What a tenacious piece of shit!

That bitch! He threw me off with his fat paw! I rolled a little in the snow, but immediately got up on all fours. The bear was looking at me, and I was looking at him. All that was missing was the music from the westerns. How was it there? Wah-wah-wah... tuh-tuh-tuh... fuck, I've gone completely crazy.

The bear stood up on its hind legs and... slowly walked towards me. Seriously? I could have taken ten steps by now! Oh, a fat and unwieldy carcass. Okay, I'll run around him and jump in from behind again. And there's no way against such bullshit, to go head-on against a bear... no, I'm a wolf, not a suicide.

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I've always wanted to use this phrase on occasion! Once again on the bear's back, I began to bite through its neck with redoubled efforts, holding on to it with my paws and claws. It looks like Mishan got angry and now he was able to reach out with his paw to me and throw me right into the tree.

Uh, fuck, it's not a big deal. Phew, the tree fell down. My back, my hernia! Ahem, okay, the pain was there, but not so much. It looks like the body has become stronger than it was, which was already pleasing.

The bear cub now stood up on all fours and rushed towards me with all speed. So, do I have a plan for how Spider-Man defeated Rhino in the games? Right! He forced his head into a wall or some other crap. It always worked in games…

And at the last moment I jumped away from his trajectory, these wolves can jump well, there's no arguing. The bear cub ran on, knocking down a couple of trees behind him. Well, Yobana, Spider-Man's plan turned out to be shit, we need a new one!

At least... no, it basically worked, even if not the way I wanted it to. The bear cub stopped and seemed to blink a little, giving me a chance for my lightning strike! I hope it's the last one. I've been messing with him for a long time, because I'm an alpha wolf!

Throwing myself on his back, I began to break through his armor with triple strength. And finally, I was able to tear off such a divine piece of his neck, after which the bear disintegrated into dark particles.

Uh... fuck, such a fucking boost of strength, I even lost consciousness for a second. Heh, it would be fun if there were stands like in JOJO. Gordon Freeman with a crowbar and a gravity cannon, who screams at me that I need to save Alix... a surreal picture. No, I feel like I'm already flattened, I even thought for a moment Freeman himself. That's it, hare, trouble trips are fun, of course, but we have to finish…

I ate well, my stomach is full, my head is clear, my strength has increased. I kind of got even bigger, maybe ten centimeters. Here it is, evolution is fucking it! Although, hell knows what kind of evolution the grimms have, they still don't devour each other.

The cartoon was generally strange, like those ... exactly, fauns, almost the same people, only with animal signs, there's a cat's tail or ears. I do not know how they appeared, perhaps they explained this in the cartoon, but I am a simple wolf, I see something important — I miss it.

But it's a fig with him, we have to move on, I still want to find a pack and become an alpha wolf! To do this, you just need to defeat the alpha of the pack and take his place. Pf, like two fingers.

After trampling a little on the spot, I examined some damage in the forest, five fallen trees, not of such a small size, I ran on. So, I know that somewhere nearby there is a pack of Beowulfs, you need to find them, graft side by side, and then fight for the alpha's place. I think the principle here is like in the wild, the grimm is like ordinary animals, just stronger and more dangerous.

Although, the devil knows what's really going on with these grimms. How do they appear there? Hmm... exactly! I remembered, there seems to be a god of Darkness emerging from some kind of lake. Yeah, I wish I hadn't remembered. Am I, it turns out, some kind of slime from the lake that has become a wolf? Such a thing.

So, the main thing is that no one finds out this, and they will laugh at the same! Although, who here understands the appearance of the grimm at all? It's not bad, you can talk all sorts of nonsense. If I still regain my human form, but hope dies last!

In general, I returned to my route, running past the trees, sometimes getting my paws stuck in the snow. No, well, it's certainly the deepest here, I guess I can build myself a snow hut here for one or two. Okay, Sanya, don't get distracted! You have a mission to find the pack!

In search of Beowulf, I went into every cave I came across on my way, but I didn't find anyone. Well, apart from other grimms, I didn't meet any creatures, even some small beetles, one of which I stupidly crushed with my paw out of fear. Ugh, bleat, I hate insects!

I didn't feel any people along the way, though I'm sure they're here somewhere. Maybe even a village or even a city under a dome, protecting from Grimm. Unless, of course, something like that exists now. And then fuck knows, I don't remember the history of the Remnant, or rather I don't know. Well, who would have thought that I would fall into the skin of a wolf?!

Here I lived in Tatarstan, I didn't grieve or worry, I drank with friends, worked, fucked girls ... ahem, I had a nice time with them. Ordinary life! So why? Oh, okay, this is a second of weakness, I'm an alpha wolf, how strong are my paws! Therefore, we continue to search.

I had already started sniffing around like a real wolf, just to find these Beowulfs, whom I had not met before, a huge mutant mantis, also some kind of grimm, but I saw no point in attacking now. I'm not hungry, plus, I need to sleep it off, I think like Pokemon I'll evolve once again and become stronger!

Mdya, what a desolate forest it turns out to be, there's nothing from the wolves, I've even already left the forest. Again. Only from the other side. Okay, okay, Sanya, let's move on. Only now it is no longer a plain, but some kind of rocky terrain, I had to jump up the rocks like a goat. And I jumped to a huge hole, which I immediately noticed.

In general, I wonder if these holes appear on their own or are they already being made by a grimm? I've counted more than a dozen such holes along the way.

Phew, it's done, I'm here. They drove us inside. At first there was an ordinary cave, but deep, right up to the ass, I probably ran for ten minutes exploring the bowels of the cave. Hmm, I usually met such fat, but not long caves, but here they seemed to lengthen for themselves.

Come on… FINALLY FUCKING! I found these wolves shameful! Now you can breathe easy, aim the alpha wolf and challenge him to a duel! So, where is the strongest looking one here? I passed Beowulfs lying on the surface, lying on their bellies or sides with their eyes closed. Do they need to sleep too? Although, what am I asking, I myself sleep with enviable frequency.

So, here I found it! The fattest and the biggest... fuck your mother. No, I suddenly changed my mind... and no, I didn't get scared! I didn't piss the bitch! I'm an alpha wolf! It's just... we need a tactical retreat! This Beowulf is fucking huge, bigger than that bear, I need to get stronger first before attacking the alpha.

So I chose a more comfortable place, chipped off a piece of stone from the wall so that there was a pillow and lay down on my side. I need to digest the power from the bear, I think then I will be able to evolve into a new Pokemon! Ahem, that is, to become stronger and already give pussy to the alpha wolf.