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(Not)Woolly Wolf

It's hard to be a grimm, Alexander knows this firsthand... In fact, the most simple and easy story with a bunch of jokes and without a drop of meaning. There are also many references to a variety of topics. To all haters of Communism, Russians and the like, please do not read this fanfiction. There are too many jokes on these topics, even the main goal of the hero is connected with communism. The fanfiction is purely for entertainment, please don't overreact to it.

Sever161 · Anime und Comics
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28 Chs

Chapter 2

The same bony mouth with red eyes was looking at me, which I instantly recognized. He had the same black paws with long and sharp claws, small protruding parts of the bones on his front paws and... a huge bone growth on his back. I don't know what to call this shit, either that or a hernia.

But nevertheless, I finally realized where I really was. Into the world of grimm, where I'm almost at the bottom of the food chain. I watched this cartoon once, I kind of bet with a friend on a case of beer. Of course, I looked at the floor with my eyes, sometimes falling asleep out of boredom, but I remembered the main thing! Well, as the main thing, I just remember that the Grimm are enemies, and in general, even those assholes. It's small, of course, but certainly more than I knew initially!

Well, now... we need to eat. Beowulf growled something and turned away from me, but I'd rather eat the enemies of humanity here than people. So I immediately rushed at this cross between a wolf and a bear. I didn't understand how to fight with such a carcass at all, but I decided to trust my instincts this time.

I grabbed at him with my mouth, trying to bite through it, but his armor looked like it was up to his ass. How did hunters kill them back then? Aw, that's probably me being a moron. He bit me with his paw, running his claws over my torso. Holy shit! I thought grimms didn't kill each other, but it's more like animal instincts are playing.

I endured and bit twice as hard, trying to bite through his body. I hope I can get enough of it, and maybe even get stronger. It seems like the stronger and more ancient a grimm is, the more opportunities he has. I might even regain my human form! Yes, the right attitude, Sanya!

He started to pull away using his paws, but I was finally able to bite through this armor while my front paws beat their claws right into the slit made by my mouth on my back. Beowulf screamed, most likely in pain, and his body began to disintegrate into some dark particles.

No... it can't be... your mother! Oh, no, phew, the cancellation of the alarm, I suddenly felt an influx of strength and a full stomach. Holy shit, how does this even work? Magic, damn it. It seemed that I could also eat grimm, which was very gratifying. It's better with them than with people.

Although, I don't remember at all if there was something like that in the cartoon itself, there the grimm seemed to just disintegrate into some kind of shadows or dark particles and that's it. But they were killed by hunters, and I actually became one of the grimms myself, so I need to find out everything from the beginning. And I have such a fucking important question. When is the canon at all?

However, who am I asking this question to anyway? Yeah. Okay, it's time to get up, you can bask in the sun later. So, the goal has been set, to get to such a level as to become the toughest wolf in the village, as well as to regain his human form! So, according to the cartoon, it seems that the older the grimm, the stronger and smarter he is…

The wounds on my torso had recovered, so I got up and went back to the cave. I'll sleep it off there for the last time and get out of here. People hang around here too often, and I don't want to run into them, maybe they'll kill me altogether. What if they already have an aura?

In general, as I remember, Beowulfs walk in packs and attack as well, it's amazing that I met alone, although it's more surprising why I was alone in the cave myself. So many questions and no answers. Actually, I'm a grimm, I hope Salem doesn't find me, she's kind of the boss for all the grimms right now. And I would not like to get to her, I would not like to become a tame wolf. Or maybe she's dissecting me to figure out why I'm so fucking smart.

When I returned to the forest, I felt people again, only now there was... a taste of despair, anger and fear. Only it was already a whole group of people, which was getting smaller by the second, it looked like they had run into a pack of Beowulfs. Damn... I don't even know if it's worth trying to win someone back or just score?

...Bitch, why did my inner hero turn on right now?! Oh, okay, okay, Sanya, you've already killed one creature, you just need to fill up more... and you should hurry up, there are fewer and fewer people! It looks like a village has been attacked, because people are starting to run away and that's how it's very difficult to explain these feelings. They... are just on the verge of consciousness and that's it, you understand what that person is experiencing and that's it. Grimm seems to be attracted to negative emotions.

I ran as if under speed, so I already saw some small houses made of sticks and stone, as well as Beowulfs jumping everywhere every now and then. Fuck, there are just a lot of them, and there are only a few living people left, most of them are already having lunch, or they have had lunch and are squeezing out the rest. Putting the squeeze on the rest. It's shitty, my inner hero is indignant and wants to kill them all, but there's a rule that a wolf can be extinguished by a crowd.

I won't be able to take them all out, while the caliber is still there, if I attack even one, I think the whole pack will immediately rush at me. And this is not an option, they will tear it up and not notice... oh, who am I kidding? Banzai, motherfucker!

I rushed towards the still living people who were hiding in some kind of dugout, where two Beowulfs were trying to break through. When did I even get a hundred plus to bravery? No one paid any attention to me, considering me one of their own, but I ran straight at the two Beowulfs, pushing them away with my head. They growled something, looked at me with their red eyes, and then ran away.

Fuck it. Here I am a woolly wolf, how strong are my paws! Ahem, lucky, in general. It seems that I am somewhat stronger than ordinary Beowulfs and they thought that I decided to take this prey for myself. And now... the main question is what to do with them? It feels like there are four people inside who hid and didn't make a sound at all. But alas, I can smell their anger. Although there may be more of them.

That's how it always is, I do it first, and then I think and in the end, I do not know what to do with them. Yeah, well, I'll just guard them here so that no one tries to get to them and devour them, there's basically no choice anymore. And... this four turned out to be the last one. There were no more survivors in this village.

Well, by the way, it was quite far from my cave, so I had a good run to this place. It was strange that there was no protection here, absolutely no walls, and even ordinary hunters. Although, if you look at them at home, I can say that the canon is very far away. The houses are too simple, it looks like I have a lot of time!

After a while, those four disappeared from my "radar", they seemed to have pulled themselves together, which was good. The Beowulfs started to run away, some of them really looked at me, but then they probably didn't understand if I was standing here. And so, the last wolf left this village. I'm a lousy hero, though.… but I came too late, I was lucky that at least I managed to save someone.

So, now it's time for me to get out, they'll see it, they'll immediately start pouring their emotions, so... I decided to leave a message. Well, as a message, I just scratched my silhouette on the ground with my claw, which seemed to protect the dugout and dumped it. Actually, yes, it's amazing that those two Beowulfs just walked away, leaving the four of them to me.

I don't know where they went, but I decided to just go back to my cave. I need to sleep it off and hit the road, but in general ... it's probably worth getting vaccinated to some pack, there I will win back the place of alpha wolves and I will save at least some of the people. I can't save everyone, even if my inner hero is no good, but even a small part is already good.

Each such small part may well become a large settlement that wants to overwhelm me... ahem, in general, I hope that I can regain my human form, I can already imagine it ... the main thing is that without that bone growth on my back, and so everything will be cool. In general, yes, the first grimm with a mind ... although this also needs to be proved ... ahem, he was able to acquire a human image!

In general, it is necessary to kill these grimms as much as possible, and different in strength, after all, you can't get rid of wolves alone, this is now enough for me completely, but I think as soon as I wake up, I will need as many of them as possible. Maybe I'll evolve at least, suddenly, how will it be in Pokemon? And it would be fun…

But I don't remember anything like that in the cartoon, although ... I slept there for more than half, sleeping under the cartoon was quite good for myself, the voices of the characters are quite melodious. Russian Russian voice acting, of course, I have no idea about English, but the actresses in Russian are worthy of respect.

And with such thoughts, I returned to my cave, where I also fell on my side. Yeah, Sanya, well, of course you got there. In some kind of cartoon for teenagers that you watched on the dispute and then slipped in. Here, I would have known that I would get here, I would definitely have learned more! Although, I don't think reason will be more important to me, otherwise I would definitely go crazy because of the plot of this cartoon. Hmm... what was the name of the planet anyway? Rem... Ram... no-no... Emilia?.. No, it's definitely not like that. Oh, okay, maybe I'll remember later…

REMNANT! Suddenly a thought came to my mind, and I growled contentedly and went to sleep more comfortably. The stones are so damn comfortable…