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(Not)Woolly Wolf

It's hard to be a grimm, Alexander knows this firsthand... In fact, the most simple and easy story with a bunch of jokes and without a drop of meaning. There are also many references to a variety of topics. To all haters of Communism, Russians and the like, please do not read this fanfiction. There are too many jokes on these topics, even the main goal of the hero is connected with communism. The fanfiction is purely for entertainment, please don't overreact to it.

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Chapter 24

So, the main thing is not to get under the distribution of his fucking magic, otherwise I feel like I won't be able to excise myself a second time ... Although it would be interesting to imagine myself in the carcass of some Hero who should destroy ... fucking save the world. I'm confused, however. And it looks like… I feel jittery. Fuck! It's been so long since I've felt this! The feeling of death during battle! Well, fuck you, let's go fuck ourselves!

All thoughts passed in a second, I was covered with an icy crust, which was an armor for me. Since this asshole broke all my crystals on my chest, then I need to prepare for the next distribution of cunts.

— Get out of here! I'm RRRRRRRRR! I growled without even looking back. Here they will only interfere, the man is strong to the pussy.

— Still... it was worth preparing more thoroughly. I didn't expect that a dumb beast like you would be able to destroy the empire that I created! — noticing his swing of the stump, I immediately rushed to the attack. You can't give this motherfucker a chance to get married! He's a follower of Chaos, a bitch of some god, so it's clear that he might not be like that. I'm a free Alpha Wolf, one of a kind!

Small red lights flew at me, from which I instinctively began to dodge, running in zigzags. I can feel with my ass that this shit is not as simple as it seems! And then suddenly he'll bite off half his ass! Do I even have an ass by the way?

Having created ice under my paws, I managed to twist out and send a couple of sharp icicles to Tom in the fuck, from which he calmly dodged, but my plan was different! Distracting with ice, fucking with fire! The paws quickly changed color and lit up with blue fire, I just came up with a fucking blow with fire and ice! After sending them to Ozpin, I quickly jumped away from the new dark lights, but they changed direction back to me.

So, auto-guidance?! Well, holy shit! I saw these lights, but dodging was no longer an option, so I folded my paws in the manner of a cross and barely managed to accept them. He was thrown back, flew off a hundred meters with horseradish, crushing a bunch of trees with his carcass and creating a comfortable couch out of them.

The front paws were nothing, just pieces of meat, all the bones were shattered at the moment, along with protective crystals. But Regen knew his business, so his hands recovered quickly. I didn't eat Salem for nothing! I wonder if this can be called cannibalism? Well, we're supposed to be the same species.… So, I'm not thinking about that! This time I managed to jump away from the black lights, which immediately blew up the trees on which I was lying.

— Tenacious, fast, strong... and also have magic. You surprise me more and more, animal," Ozpin calmly walked with an already intact arm. Well, that's fucked up. — Definitely, Salem knew what to create. Well, little animal, I'm going to get serious... — A lot of black lights appeared behind him, which immediately turned red. Waving his staff, he sent them to me. But along with the lights, he cut the earth in two with his staff, and I had to jump and run like a hare from a wolf.

I'm the fucking predator, you fucking game! Anger and rage swept through my body, yes, I felt like an Executioner of Fate, a fucking barbecue! My head started working with double force, and my body with triple force, as if I had caught a buff! No wonder I had a bite of Salem, oh no wonder! And how strong will I become when I go through evolution again? Well, the main thing now is not to make a mistake, and then everything will be found out…

The left paw turned red and orange, and the right one turned blue and white. I'm going to create a new rassengan right now! Accelerating, as well as not losing concentration from the occasional lights hitting me, as well as blows comparable to Salem, I managed to get close enough to send a double light at Ozpin. The motherfucker put a staff in front of him and my ninja technique, UEBU-NO-JUTSU, dissolved as if it had never existed.

Noticeably huffing and hesitating, I took a blow with a staff exactly in the chest and I was driven into the ground like a stake. The body was broken, the meat was torn off in places and a new one appeared in their place, and I myself, clutching the ground with my claws, climbed to the surface. It's fucked me up so much, there's a hundred meters here, at least. I got out already healthy as a bull. Salem kicked me later, but the damage is still noticeable.

— Well, you passed the test. Regeneration is head and shoulders above all the grimms I've met. There will be a little less strength, but it is also enough. Dexterity... well, that'll do. But the magic… She's strong, I liked you," Ozpin said, licking his lips and smiling nastily. So, no, man, I'm not for that, I have a harem of my wolf girls there, and I still need to hook up with Salem... ahem.

— WELL, YOU'RE A FAGGOT! — I immediately growled.

— It doesn't matter, it's time to end this, — waving his left hand, some kind of ancient-looking book appeared in his right. Oh fuck-I-I… Wasn't this the shit Salem was looking for? — ACCEPT MY WILL! Ozpin waved his hand in my direction.

There was a five-second silence after that. Nothing was happening, but I was calmly standing on my paws, waiting to see what the hell he had prepared there. But even after ten seconds, nothing happened. He was clearly embarrassed by his moronic appearance, because he was also standing with his arm outstretched at me.

— AND WHAT'S THE GRRRR?! I couldn't stand the pause. He looked at me, then turned his eyes to the book and back to me. Then he began to turn the pages furiously.

—No, no... something is wrong here,— Ozpin said, clearly worried. What a fucker, though. Without waiting more than a second, he quickly created ice and fire in his paws, jumping on him with a long jump. Ozpin continued to turn the pages furiously and when there were a couple of seconds left before the blow, he looked up at me in surprise.

A ball of fiery-icy energy slammed into this fucker, and I slashed at the staff with my paws, but it only broke my own claws. Well, fuck him! Then I'll figure it out, now, we'll finish this idiot off, and then we'll watch.

Ozpin took the blow calmly, right on his chest, which caused him to fall with a huge hole in it. I even saw the heart. He continued to hold the book in his hand and look at me with undisguised fear.

—W-who... are you?". — he barely uttered, and I took his head with my paw and tore the fuck out.

— VOLCHARRRRRRRRRR! I barked loudly. My roar went through kilometers, maybe even hundreds. Great, from now on I will do so, first I kill, and then I introduce myself. The effective option is to fuck his mouth! At least I won't get pussy.

But to be honest, the fight was fucking one-sided. I gave him a couple of lucky punches at most, but he rolled me no worse than Salem. Okay, let's not waste any time. Snatching the little book from his rotten paws, I immediately grabbed his little body. It's generally not very ethical, and I promised not to eat people, but Ozpin is such a creature that even Grimm will be better. He has only a human name, but he sold his body and soul long ago to some faggot from Chaos. I wouldn't be surprised if they fuck in the ass every time they meet. Hehe.

I didn't even want to look at this book, fuck it, I've already lost my mind somehow, and now it's divided into a bunch of parts.

After taking a step, I immediately bent over and fucked on my hind legs, feeling a fierce itch all over my body, as well as a slight headache. When I tried to get up, I immediately felt pain in my paws and had already fallen completely flat on the battlefield. It was only when I was lying down that I could see what we had done here at all. The ground is burnt out, there are huge crevices in the ground everywhere, as well as burning trees. Wow, we've fucked up a lot here. Of course, it does not reach the level of Salem, but it is still noticeable.

— I wonder ... — I heard a woman's voice from the side, which belonged to Salem. — Still, you were right. He kept the book, maybe with this, we'll stop Ozpin," said the... uh... girl? Or a woman? Oh, fuck him, let's have a girl. Then she sat down and took my huge muzzle in her little hands. — You're strong. I realized that even then. And also selfless. This is the first time I've seen this quality in a grimm. You're unusual. He even killed Ozpin, even if he lost because of his mistake and overconfidence.

I was silent because the muscles of my whole body were cramping. It looks like I'm going through a mini-evolution, and I've also been listening to this woman. She had a very hypnotic voice. Uh, fuck, just don't get up. I'm half a beast, but here my instincts are screaming. And for the first time! I haven't felt this way for a long time, even as a little Wolf. I wanted to give in to my instincts, pounce on her and make her my woman, but I'm a Wolf! Not just some fucking beast, I'm an Alpha whore! I can handle any shit

— Initially, I wanted to kill you. You were too dangerous, gathering other grimms around you. At first, I didn't pay attention to the Beowulfs, who gather in packs? — she said with a smile, under my soft growl and let go of my muzzle, putting her hands on her knees. — After your meeting with the human girl. Then you showed intelligence, you didn't tear her apart, but helped her get out — I'll fucking understand how she was following me?! — After your victory over another Alpha, constant evolution... and the salvation of the human village. Even then, I had concerns, you started collecting people, fauns and grimms. Gave them hope for a bright future. And created... communism? — she pronounced the syllables, not quite understanding the meaning of the word. — Everyone is equal to each other, everything for everyone's sake... an interesting thought, especially knowing that you are a grimm. But you have... a soul. I do not know how you got it, because you were an ordinary puppy, not representing anything. I don't understand. And I can't understand it. — she said, getting up from her knees.

I finally felt the tearing force again, it seems that evolution is needed. Well, of course, I grabbed the flesh of Salem and Ozpin here, the energy should be up to the pussy. After looking around, and then staring at Salem's face, I handed her the book, which was still resting in my paw.

"I don't need it, burrrry," I said, growling, and the girl gently took the book in her hand and waved it, the book disappeared somewhere. I fucking hate portals. Sensing the appearance of my wolves, I went to meet them.

"You and I need to join forces against a common enemy," said Salem, who also walked with me and walked somewhere to the right. — Ozpin will not be so easy to defeat next time, each time he becomes more experienced and stronger. Together we can handle him.

— I agree, — I nodded my muzzle, and after that we finally met with my wolves. Mark and two wolf girls, whom I immediately recognized as a Arctic Fox and a Wolf. They were instantly wary, but they still remember how Salem wanted to fuck me. — She's my women! I growled, pulling the girl to me by the waist with my paw. Surprisingly, Salem did not resist, but on the contrary, she reached out to me. Not bad, a real male!

"We need to look at what's left of his empire, maybe we'll find some relics," Salem whispered in my ear. Well, no fucking way! Yes, her whisper swept through my whole body, I barely suppressed the boner. Wow, the female is good!

— Come back and bring more people! — I immediately ordered, to which Mark and the two wolves immediately ran back. — Come on, let's take a look, — Salem literally hung on my arm, and I didn't mind. Well, as they say, the man defeated the strongest asshole, got the heart of the main beauty and now he can safely walk into the sunset. Heh heh heh…