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(Not)Woolly Wolf

It's hard to be a grimm, Alexander knows this firsthand... In fact, the most simple and easy story with a bunch of jokes and without a drop of meaning. There are also many references to a variety of topics. To all haters of Communism, Russians and the like, please do not read this fanfiction. There are too many jokes on these topics, even the main goal of the hero is connected with communism. The fanfiction is purely for entertainment, please don't overreact to it.

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Chapter 23

I was running so fast that even the wind seemed to have blown noticeably and backed away, as if I was running from death itself, which had already lost its way, not keeping up with me. After all, fucking Ozpin can fuck around the square with his magic! I didn't know he had such magic at all, and I'm not talking about that hellfire at all.

It's not just a store that distributes free cunts, but a freaking attraction of unprecedented generosity. They will burn everything that my army, that the army of Kuil. Mark, maybe, will somehow survive this nuclear fuck, but the rest… Consider that we will lose a huge horde of people, and such that we will still attract Grimm for a couple of years because of mourning.

I ran at the maximum of my abilities, literally flying over the sand, practically not touching it. He also did long jumps on difficult terrain in order not to slow down.

And I also, stupid moron, told Mark to launch an attack without me if I didn't manage it in a week! [La, I'd rather not say. But not with you, all is not lost yet, Mark is there, plus, he took with him the best Wolf squad in support]. Yes, I remember! I ordered him to try out the squad in a real combat situation, but immediately everything will be destroyed! The aura will not save you from the tin that Ozpin will do. You understand, this is fucking Chaos! Fucking chaos! You can't control it, you don't know what kind of force it will hit and what will happen in the end!

Even Dio couldn't handle his Ze Varudo here! [Are you an idiot? I'm a part of you, so it's clear that I know what Chaos is! But there is a tiny chance that he will not be able to hit hard at once and at all! And by that time, you'll be up too.] Yes, this chance is less than a percent, I just ran into the forest, and I still have to run through the Wolf Farm, straight to Quill.

[It's fine, you'll make it, you've already run half the continent, there's not much left. Yes, and I feel that when you get there, you will hit even harder than the others.] There are no options here, they may have died, but I will suffer more. I still remember that fight with Salem, where I sucked and I was fucked in all the cracks.

So, phew, Sanya, calm down. You'll have time, most importantly, just like lightning to run through this fucking forest, wave through a couple of plains, run through a mountain and you're there. Yeah, like pissing on two fingers. It's only easier to bend the Salem. No, well, she's basically a normal woman, with her cockroaches in her head, and she explained for motivation. But I don't like her approach, will we find and solve any problem where the Russian soul just didn't disappear? It's not for nothing that I got into this Wolf carcass, just for something more! Now I understand something, though, I would like more, but things are already calling.

So, the forest is behind, it's already evening, I've been running for at least five hours. I shortened the week of the hike quite well. I'm lazy, I can't help it. Plains, you need to run exactly two, and then swing over the mountain and here I am. I'll be at the capital of Quila in an hour or so. But it's worth pushing, an hour may be worth hundreds of my Wolf warriors and people.

And so, the Wolf Kingdom is left behind, I am now in the lands of Kuil, it remains to fly over the mountain. Mark told me that these mountains are the main place where ashes are mined, because there are huge deposits of these crystals. This was confirmed by our Wolf-1 intelligence group. They are the best in the country, Mark and I personally selected the soldiers for this unit. The squad itself consists of three grimm wolf girls, four humans and two fauns. Each of them has received special training and is ready for anything. Of course, except for the fucking hellfire, which, of course, we didn't take into account.

In fact, Mark did a fucking lot for Volcharnia while I was sleeping and getting stronger. He raised the industry, the extraction of ashes, and of all types, well, or almost all. Well, I don't remember how many of them there were, just the basics, but it doesn't matter. I raised my education, now everyone is fucking smart, I think my joke about techies and humanities is coming true, because they calmly come up with what I only dreamed of. Of course, we won't be able to fly into space for a long time, but we already have the first prototypes of normal trunks.

And I would be very offended if he suddenly dies. So much so that I will bomb the whole world, even Salem with her grimm will not hold me back, my ass will burn more than Jotaro's after hitting Kakeinu. I wouldn't be surprised at all if I had a stand, like a bomberman. And I don't give a fuck that there is no such stand there. Or is there? And fuck knows, I didn't look at the Liquid.

Ahem, I'm talking too much. Or are you thinking? Aw, fuck, fuck thinking about it. [Sometimes, I wonder at your intellectual traits that were able to survive after everything that happened, but sometimes… I just want to leave. And that's what your Shiz wants! I would think about it if I were you]. La, Tsundere, let's just not add oil to the fire, sometimes it seems to me that I am the main character of some trash fan fiction. Only now the main character of the fanfiction has a plot armor from death, and I don't have one, otherwise Salem would have won by overcoming, and not by debauchery and tearing his throat with his penis.

[Come on, but you're the first one to try Salem in this regard. Unless, of course, Ozpin was immediately interested in Chaos and all this shit. As it is, you have quite a decent chance with Salem]. What the fuck? Are you serious about this? [Yeah. Well, think about it, who else will need you? Especially with your stuff, you'll kill any ordinary girl, even your wolf girls can't cope, what can we talk about? And Salem doesn't care how much or how much, you can do that there...]. When did you become so perverted? Or is there another personality of mine in you? The Schizo at the Schizo... the Schizo is squared.

And what makes you think I'm interested in her? I'm an Alpha Wolf! My paws are incredibly powerful, I don't need any woman! [Pf, yeah. Who will save you from a nedotrakh? Me? You can fantasize about me, of course, but it's considered incest. Or not? It's complicated. But it doesn't matter, but about perversity... well, I won't say for sure, maybe some other part of you opened up, or maybe I just had nothing to talk about, because there was no one before. And now I can do the shipping]. Well, at least my schizo is not a shopper, thanks for that…

[Pf, are you trying to lie to your Shiz that you're not interested in her? If you didn't care, you'd be thinking about how to destroy her, like Ozpin, and not put her to bed. And maybe she liked that blow to the "head". Go for it, motherfucker, while you still can.] No, no, I still want to live. I do not deny that Salem is not bad, but... I am not yet a powerful Wolfman enough to go to the final boss. I already realized that after that fight.

Ahem, nevertheless, we need to return our thoughts to the battle. Salem and your perversity can wait. But before that, she still talked about me... who have you become, Zunderka. [I'm your shiz, what else did you expect? Okay, I'll say it more abstractly, I'm a part of your former full consciousness, which collapsed and split into millions of pieces to create me, Zunderka, as you call me. And I am only one part of your personality, I have only some of your sides and characteristics. However, I don't understand why I defined myself as a girl, but it doesn't matter. You can't fuck me anyway.] Fuck... fuck Shizu... probably no one has ever come to this before. Well, sometimes it's nice to be the first. AUF!

So, hop! I'm on the mountain. Fuck it. I can already see from here what the fuck was going on here. The ground at a distance of a couple of kilometers is completely burned out, there is an incredible pile of burned bodies everywhere. I'm sure that soon, very soon, there will be a huge horde of grimms here. There are too many bad emotions, I feel them just unrealistically powerfully. It's been a long time since I've felt such a cocktail of emotions, it's usually always calm in Volcharnia, there's not even close to that. And here... it's fucked up.

Well, I thought that magic by area was a wild tin, Salem gave me a shit then, although in principle, she used only physical education and a little black magic in the form of a grimm. And Ozpin won't stand on ceremony, after all, it's a lot to become a Chaos proshmandovka, I wouldn't be surprised if Hermius Mora from Skyrim shows up here. And what? It's Chaos! Everything can be here. Well... if there was a female version of Alduin here, I wouldn't be surprised at all. Fuck... it looks like I'm not only used to the madness that is here at every turn, I also gave birth to it!

Imagine a city that is full of Grimms, humans and fauns who worship a mad Wolfman who considers himself the most powerful in the village and has a Shizu-Tsundere? It sounds fucking awesome, tell me. Like it if you also want to.

Okay, stop thinking about shit, my Grimms are still alive, I can feel them. So, we turn on the hero mode! Ahem, a hero, that is. After jumping off the mountain, I began to take a hard acceleration and activated the aura, because my Wolves were fighting, and very serious. Why didn't Ozpin attack the square again? Didn't you have enough mana?

Or did you decide to figure it out with your bare hands? You'll understand the dick of these madmen. I wonder if this guy went crazy on the basis of strength or hatred for those who considered him a weakling and not worthy of Salem? I'll have to figure it out... in general, it's worth visiting his domain in Quila after the battle, in case I find something interesting. I remember there were relics in the cartoon, but I still didn't find one, maybe Ozpin grabbed everything for himself? Well, what if? Or is it too early to get to the relics? Yes, it seems not, they are like a couple of thousand years old.

After making a long jump, which was backed up by the aura, I found myself right in the middle between Ozpin and my warriors.

— YOU! DESTROY IT! — Of course, I only recognized Ozpin because he was standing alone and fighting with my wolves. Well, what did you think? How the fuck could I know what he looked like at that time? After his death, he constantly changes his place of residence! Pouncing on him, he threw some kind of blue light, which he fired at me, instantly driving away all my aura, but I did not stop and bit his hand, tearing it out by the root with my claw, but the next second flew back, knocking down a bunch of trees.

"Shit, I didn't expect Grimm to have an aura. This will have to be studied," I heard Ozpin say, and there was a dark mark in my chest. It looks like he cast something powerful after all, destroyed all the protective crystals on his fucking chest, and also extinguished the aura completely. It seems that only the aura saved me. — Salem started creating some kind of evolved Beowulfs?

Standing on my paws, I tried to summon the aura once more, but it seems to have gone completely into the hole. Okay, where are my ice powers?