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(Not)Woolly Wolf

It's hard to be a grimm, Alexander knows this firsthand... In fact, the most simple and easy story with a bunch of jokes and without a drop of meaning. There are also many references to a variety of topics. To all haters of Communism, Russians and the like, please do not read this fanfiction. There are too many jokes on these topics, even the main goal of the hero is connected with communism. The fanfiction is purely for entertainment, please don't overreact to it.

Sever161 · Anime und Comics
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28 Chs

Chapter 13

It's complicated. Dangerous. And scary. Although... we'll cross out the last one.

After I returned to our Wolfgrad with my herd, I ordered my wolves to put piles of fiery ashes on the ground, well, I lured myself a couple. I still need to revive the UH EXPERIMENTS section! And what, I tried the ice dust, it tasted like glass and ice, and here it's fiery. I bet a hundred wolves that the taste will be fire and glass. Huh.

Sinevoloska, along with other residents, began to watch and paw new toys, and I myself asked where I could put my fluffy (or not very fluffy) ass. And it's better to stay away from residential buildings, who knows what will happen there if I eat a new yummy. I found myself a new pancake food, very nutritious and explosive. Everything I love!

She took me to the edge of the village, to some abandoned and dilapidated house. Gorgeous! Just like I asked. He understands me right away, literally from the very beginning! At the entrance, I ordered some of the wolves, namely the beginners, to go hunting, they need to get stronger! The stronger my army, the stronger our city will be!

The other part was sent to defend Wolfgrad, and I myself sat my ass on some wooden table, which could not stand my weight and fell. But it's a fig with him, sitting down comfortably, I took the first crystal in my paw and threw it into my mouth. The taste of glass and... horseradish knows what to call it, but the tongue burns like fire, the taste is so ... hot mlin.

With a loud grunt, I closed my mouth and eyes. A second later, a small explosion sounded, and smoke began to pour out of the mouth. Smoke, epta! It was a little painful, I seemed to have swallowed most of it, so the explosion was already in my belly. If I were a human, my insides would be all over the place by now! It's good to be a wolf.

Even if this has disadvantages in the form of the absence of a male genital organ, but this is a fixable thing! As soon as I get my courage back, then I'll squeeze a bunch of fauns! And who would be able to resist these cuties? Have you seen those ears? Those soft and fluffy ponytails? It's just divine! [Fucking zoophile].

Envy in silence and wait for the moment when I can cuddle these cuties, but you can't! [Pf-F. It hurts]. Are you cosplaying Sasuke by any chance? Or have you understood the great and mighty Zunderian language?! Why are you silent? Huh, that's what I thought. Nevertheless, I was not shocked by the explosion, I did not feel high, I have not yet received the power…

So I threw the next crystal into the mouth. It's me. I don't learn from mistakes, I repeat them in the hope of a better result! Yes, Vaas would be proud of me. After biting through it, I no longer felt the explosion weakly and flew out of the house like a cork from a bottle of champagne. Knocked down a tree behind me and fell on it.

Idly scratching my belly, I grunted softly and neighed. More precisely, I would like to, but the laughter was more like the howling of a dog, as well as frequent growls, as if I were "shaking my right hand" here. Calm down, Sanya, you will soon regain your body and you will laugh normally! And you'll get eggs. This is probably the main thing. It's not cool somehow.

Getting up from a fallen tree, I examined what was left of the house, and there was nothing there anymore, just a pile of scattered pieces of wood. By the way, the city has become stone, a large number of stone buildings, it seems that this house was one of the first to survive a lot of things. And he fell down because of one idiot wolfman who experiments with dust.

I just wonder how they were able to develop so much in just fifty years? People needed millions of years to move from the wooden age to the stone age, and then bang! And after one or two generations, they have already developed metallurgy so much that they can create gold domes without problems. Damn fanatics…

I can't forget the game that I saw in the church, full of tin... a sarcophagus with blue hairs clothes... Brr. That's it, fuck it, and I don't want to think about this shit! In general, I don't know what I got after devouring the ashes, well, except for the force of the explosion! Deidara would be pleased, respect to you, man! Explosions are an art!

<s >Somewhere in another world, Deidara felt a kindred spirit while he was cleaning his favorite bombs.

In my paws rested the last crystal of dust, which, by a lucky chance, did not explode when I flew into a tree. Okay, for the last time, maybe it will work out. Swallowing, I shoved the crystal into my mouth. Again, this taste of glass... wow, how invigorating! Better than your nescafe. Although, I wouldn't mind a beer... I'll have to do it!

I will be the first brewing wolf in the world! This is worthy of respect. Nevertheless, after making a piece, an explosion sounded again, which this time turned out to be many times stronger, so much so that my mouth burst. The front part flew off somewhere into the bushes, most likely having already dissolved. And now, some kind of black liquid was flowing out of my mouth, more like oil.

I still felt a slight pain, but I just saw how the mouth began to regenerate. Such a black smoke appeared and seemed to create a brand new and clean jaw with teeth from scratch. Cool, I like it. Only, I sat like that for probably three hours, until my mouth became the same as it was.

Yes, in the end, the result was not what I wanted, but in principle, it was also not bad. At least he stayed alive, and thanks for that. Although, I would be pretty surprised if I died so easily, although I survived in tougher skirmishes. Yes, I haven't forgotten you, the last Alpha Wolf, you were incredibly powerful!

To be honest, I didn't know what to do in the city right now. More precisely, I just had nothing to do! I'm a fucking wolf! All I can help is with the delivery of the ashes, as well as the delivery of various materials. That's it! It's hard to be a wolf, even if he speaks a little. I kind of know that everyone here honors and respects me, of course, the Great Wolf who came to the rescue in an hour of need…

And no, it won't work that way! Thus, I will not be able to build a state for myself at all, being revered is, of course, good, but it is more important to be the main thing for this people. To lead them forward, to open new horizons, to enlarge our lands, and also to be able to protect them well! And who, if not me? People? They are all short-lived and weak, at least for now.

I'll skip a couple of cheater personalities, after all, the creators of the cartoon made them just to draw a cool action movie without really thinking about the consequences. And I want to create a communist society, in fact, a place where everyone will be equal and it doesn't matter what race or skin color they belong to!

And in order to do this, it is necessary to improve agriculture, metallurgy, as well as the study and use of ashes at a rapid pace. Which means what? Right! I will use the wolves to mine and bring the ashes here. On the Remnant, this is the only great thing that will be useful both in the household and in protection from grimm.

[Wow, when did you become so smart and serious? It seems like he was talking nonsense recently, I even didn't want to insult you.] You know... I suddenly thought about the responsibility that fell on me, although I hadn't thought about it at all before. Or is it just that the mind is coming back a little bit? [Nah, you're eating dust, what kind of mind can we talk about?]. In fact.

So, I kind of praised him, but I still insulted him. Well, you're a zunderka. Is it possible to translate from your language? [Pf-f]. I see, okay, Sasuke-chan, suffer bullshit, as always, but I need to deal with the arrangement of the city, its protection, figure out the main problems and, in fact, arrange a permanent extraction of ashes.

It's complicated. Dangerous. And scary. Although... we cross out the last one. I still have a lot of time for everything about everything, can I cope, am I a wolf, or am I the last sucker? IT'S CRAZY TO BE THE FIRST. [Shut up already, you're disturbing my sleep].