Chapter 12

Before returning back to our village, I decided that it was worth bringing even more ashes. I promised, but honest wolves keep their promises! And I'm wondering what would happen if I ate another type of ashes. I hope I don't get fucked up into a million pieces, otherwise it would be doubly insulting. Dying of ashes is not as fun as Salem!

In general, it's better not to die. I still want to live. [And it's boring to die]. I agree... so, how can I get under my ear here! [I'm in your head, idiot]. Fuck you! Where did you even come from! I didn't create you with my sick mind! [Of course, I'm just a normal part of you].

Do you think I'm crazy?! In general, it's fucking crazy! [Don't get angry, I'm just a part of that whole consciousness that you were]. I didn't even notice! That's it, fuck you, I'm already whole! Even if he's crazy. You should have tried to stay the same after you became a grimm! [Yeah, that's me too. Your consciousness just broke up into a bunch of particles, one of which is me. And that's why you're not getting away from me. I am you — you are me]

It's too complicated! And why did you show up just now? Did you have a voice before? [Just by reaching a certain level of strength, you awakened me]. Yeah, and why do I remember dumb anime? Come on, offer me strength! [Motherfucker? I am you, I can't give you strength]. It's a shame, I was offended by my own personality.

Okay, fuck you, I need to do more important things, not argue with a part of my mind. Ugh, it even sounds stupid. We need to go to the caves, look for different types of ashes, and later burn them... no, I'll bring them to the city first, and then I'll eat them. Definitely, I will!

And we moved into the caves with our herd, there is no point in returning to ours yet, there is only ice dust there, and I need another kind! And I'm sure I'll find something new. Am I an alpha wolf or am I out for a walk?

But it turned out to be more difficult than I initially thought. We have already run through the fifth cave, the walls of which we broke off just as hard as we could, as hard as possible, that it was no longer a cave, but a freaking mine. And everything came across except the fucking ashes! Literally, that's it! From different metals and stones, to different precious metals.

But this is my joint, I gave the command to fuck so deep that we were like moles. As a result, it turned out that one cave was not just a cave, but a whole chain of catacombs, and it turned out that there were already three exits from different parts of the mountain, as well as a whole underground complex. This is... fucking awesome!

Seriously, we dug up the damn cave to the level of the fucking catacombs, but there are at least ten kilometers in total length! And fuck knows how we were able to achieve this in... and fuck knows how long, it seemed like it was already morning when we left the cave.

And we went to look for the ashes further! It was impossible to give up so easily! This bitch is not in my plans and principles! I'm an Alpha wolf, my paws are strong, and a ram will envy my perseverance! So, no, not a very pretty comparison… [No, that's right, you're really a sheep]. Fuck you. [I won't leave, you know]. Yeah, but it's still nice to say.

By the end of the new day, we had already examined and dug up ten caves, which were completely empty. And I was already wondering, is this a relief here or is the grimm who made them already dead? Well, what if it's from my paw? Or at the hands of hunters? [Wow! This is the first time I've said a good idea. Progress].

And we did not come across another kind of dust, although I also found ice dust, only not in the form of crystals, but in the form of dust. Well, dust. Fuck, some kind of tautology is coming out. But fuck him. In general, it already seemed to me that my wolves had dug up the whole mountain and we would already find a whole lot of shit and either we had to change the location, which I did not want, because in the bastard.

Or... to score and bring back the icy ashes. But I haven't lost hope yet! And my wolves could dig up not only a cave, but also create at least an entire underground city, as in the Matrix. I will create my own Zion! Only with communism and without robots.

[I've already fucked up this communism]. Shit, I've heard that if you repeat your dream, you'll make it come true in the end! [An idiot? Idiot]. You don't understand anything! Damn, I've really already gone through the roof, arguing with my crazy and communicating like with my brother ... [That's how I am, consider me your bro. I know you better than anyone, moron]. Come on, yobana, stop insulting me!

I'm an Alpha Wolf and I'm not going to put up with this! [I will also ask... when you stop acting like a moron, then I will stop insulting you]. Logically. But alas, this will not happen, it helps to distract from all sorts of shit! Without these laughs, I would have become like these grimms a long time ago and would not have been able to keep some of my mind. [True, but it's not worth going overboard with everything either].

Yes, yes, whatever you say. With a wave of my paw, I broke off a considerable piece of stone from the wall and then it fucked up. No, it would be more correct, FUCKED up! I was thrown back, causing my hernia to hit a stone wall. Another explosion followed, driving me even deeper into the stone. Uh, bitches, I don't want to be a sculpture!

The rumbling continued for some time, it looks like the cave collapsed, there were too many tunnels. You fucking eggplant! [Well, you're a wild boar by nature]. And they also say that you can't joke with shizu. Nevertheless, I got out of the wall, thereby rattling it even more, which provoked a new collapse.

[Well, of course you're handsome, it looks like you've found new dust on your face]. And it pleases! Fuck that we're stuck here, we'll get out, with our paws and claws! However, there was a lot of dust, which settled after a while. I was able to see exactly what happened.

There was such a reddish light from the place where the explosions began, which was good, I found the ashes of the fiery type! Wow! And so, I, along with part of my pack, was cut off from the exit, the stones blocked it for us, although from that side I heard my wolves begin to cross towards us.

— RRRRAAARR! — having given the command for those wolves who were with me to also start making an exit, I myself went to the hole in the wall, from which the red light was coming. This time I have already carefully started to tear off pieces of stone to get to the main thing! And after tearing off another piece, I was finally able to reach the crystal of fiery dust. A red crystal, the same shape as the blue one, only this one is more powerful and with fire.

It's not bad, I think people will be able to fucking move forward with it, and if we put this dust on permanent extraction, then in general, we will be the coolest city in the entire Remnant! For the time I'm in right now. But this is bullshit, I'll push it to such a level that Vale will suck standing up! And Atlas is like that, sitting down. Definitely, it will be!

Yes, and I will have more opportunities, after all, and I am the main wolf in the village! Powerful as three hundred Spartans, fast as a rattlesnake and [Dumb as from the movie Dumb and Dumber]. You know, insults from your crazy don't work the way anyone else would tell me. [I know, but it gives me aesthetic pleasure]. Seriously? I didn't think there was anything sadistic about me.

It's just dangerous to put on constant prey, people can die, but I can't send pure wolves either, then who will protect the city? So, it is necessary to increase the number of the pack. And not only in quantity, but also in quality. Yeah, I'll have Grimm dwarves carrying ore, dust and other game. A classic, I would even say a bentley.

After examining the crystal, I dug out another part, put it in a small pile and went to help my wolves make our way to freedom. They were scratching there, tearing off small pieces of stone, and then I came up and it became more lively, I was tearing off almost everything, the wolves were just clearing the way. And finally, I saw a small gap and started digging harder.

So to speak, I can dig, or I can not dig! [Fucking jokes is not as cool as you think]. Pf, there are no such jokes in this world! I can at least come up with an encyclopedia of jokes! [Come on, go ahead, this world is fucked up anyway...]. Come on, don't bury everyone ahead of time! No one has even been born yet! Well, except for Ozpin and Salem.

These two have been together since who knows what time, I wouldn't be surprised if they now have their own state somewhere in the ass of the world, which they will fuck up after. Although, according to the cartoon, Ozpin seemed to send her to all four sides and she, offended, began to plot the destruction of the world. Nothing new, in a word, as cliched as possible.

[Oh, don't fuck with me, your entry into this cartoon was more cliched. Hit by a truck, really?] Our hit, bro, we're so much the same person. [Oh, is that what you're saying already? And he said that "I'll kill the bitch"]. And you try to kill your own personality, are you completely fucked up? [In fact].

In the meantime, I was able to dig out and create a small passage so that I could pass by myself, and my wolves were already behind me. After all, I will be bigger and fatter, and so that there would be no collapse, I quickly gave the order to take out most of the ashes from the cave. Alas, there is no more digging here, a second collapse may happen at any second.

I may not be a miner, but I'm not stupid enough to climb into a place that just collapsed. We managed to take out some of the ashes, and eventually collected eight piles of dust crystals before the cave completely collapsed. Sadly, we will have to look for a new one. No, I'm just going to connect the whole mountain and create fucking catacombs.

But it would be nice to have a place of retreat for people if some specific fucked-up happens, like a local or even a large-scale battle with Salem. Although, I would put bets on her here, she will not notice, I may be the main wolf in the village, but here she is ... uh, a dangerous bitch. And it's too early for me to hang out with such people, if I even get to at least a fraction of her power.

And we began to return back, with new ashes and new adventures! It will be necessary to show the blue-haired woman these catacombs or her children, which may be available. And there it will be possible to actually build something like bunkers. [Yeah, come on, build more incomprehensible bullshit, for incomprehensible purposes]. You're just jealous that I can do it and you can't! [Pf, dream on]. I hope my schizo is not a tsundere? Although... a tendency to sadism, constant insults... I have concerns…

[Fuck you, I'm part of you, so you were part of the tsundere]. Yeah, but right now, you're like a freak, so in the end, you're the tsundere! That's what I'm going to call you. [As you wish]. That's settled, and now it's time to go to Wolfgrad!