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(Not)Woolly Wolf

It's hard to be a grimm, Alexander knows this firsthand... In fact, the most simple and easy story with a bunch of jokes and without a drop of meaning. There are also many references to a variety of topics. To all haters of Communism, Russians and the like, please do not read this fanfiction. There are too many jokes on these topics, even the main goal of the hero is connected with communism. The fanfiction is purely for entertainment, please don't overreact to it.

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Chapter 11

The Beowulfs were standing behind me while I was thinking, how do I even shut this shit down? It's huge! That bird is no match for her, that elephant-like creature, just tin. It is tall, at the level of a five-storey building, slow, but surprisingly weakly armored. Yes, but if I get under her paw, then who will peel me off the ground later?

This thing seems to be passing by, doesn't it notice? Okay, fuck it, I'll shut it down! It looks like this is the chance to use the aura and the ice trap! It seems like I've learned how to turn everything on and use it, all that remains is to check it in combat conditions!

We carefully go in from behind and look at the disposition. The creature [kinsman] walks along the forest, breaking trees, which slows it down, although not much. What the fuck is he doing? I hadn't seen a bunch of clearings in the forest before. Mentally imagining my location and comparing the route of this shit, it dawned on me. This thing wants to go to Wolfgrad! Ooh, bitch! I'll tear it up!

But there is a problem, how to get to it? I won't be able to reach the back with one jump, the creature is too tall, so we're acting according to the Bear's plan! We climb a tree, and from there we jump on our backs. It seems to be an effective plan, so go ahead!

Rushing forward, I jumped onto the nearest tree and carefully climbed up, otherwise I could cut the tree with my paws and claws with one random swipe. Grimm walked calmly through the forest, knocking down trees as if they were ordinary skittles. I wonder how far I am from the settlement? I remember which direction it was in, but I lost sight of how far the guys and I got.

Although, fuck it! I have a more important mission right now. So, it is necessary to take into account the variable humidity and wind speed along the trajectory of the jump. At this distance, the Coriolis force will also have to be taken into account… Because this shit with its tusk carelessly broke off the tree on which I am sitting, and the calculations of movements

relative to the rotating frame of reference, oh, how useful they will be to me!

Lately, I've been tearing down the tower specifically, but I'm creating real game... like right now. Jumping down from the tree, I landed on the back of this creature. The claws went full length into the skin of this Elephant, and the teeth fit comfortably on the neck. But this thing doesn't give a shit! She just started moving her trunk and shaking her body, most likely in annoyance that some little thing was jumping here. How thick her skin is, now it's clear such a small number of bone growths, they didn't give up on her!

I need to come up with something new, and I have a smart plan in my head, reliable as a Swiss watch! Pulling out his entire stabbing arsenal from him, he moved closer to the muzzle, and began to freeze his forehead. Even steel can be split if the fucking is properly cooled! The elephant started twitching its whole body to throw me off, but I had already dug into the body with my claws on its hind legs.

The elephant mask has long been covered with a layer of ice and frost, I was hit several times by trees, fortunately casually and I held on, so when my internal Sub-zero timer rang, I turned on the aura, wholeheartedly fucked his mask with my paws, the ice collapsed in a second, but the mask held, bastard! Fuck, he's fat, of course, his motherfucking leg. While fucking, his trunk tried to reach me, but I jumped back, thinking about the next steps.

Of course, the situation is shitty, I thought that with one blow, with my paws, and with the support of the aura, I would certainly be able to break the mask, but here there are only cracks. Okay, let's change the plan, then we'll hit the weaker places! But where can I find them here, I can't kick his ass!

It was useless to fuck your back, the creature was thick-skinned to the ass, it seemed that a 125mm cannon would not cope here! It's complicated, the creature is too big, I think I took too big a piece of pie, more than I can swallow. But once you've started, you need to finish it! And then you don't want to embarrass yourself in front of your wolves.

And so, I adjusted the plan and ran to his tusks, at the same time dodging his trunk with my carcass. I don't know how I can fly past the trunk with my body under three meters, so that it doesn't bite me. But it doesn't matter!

Grabbing the right tusk with my paws, I grabbed on with all my might and began to freeze. I had to hold on like never before, because this shit decided that I was a fucking axe and started hitting all the trees around with me. God forbid pern fucking! Does a grimm have an ass anyway? I'd rather not know.

I can hear the grinding and the way his tusk cracks, and then he ends up in my paws. More precisely, part of this fang, it turned out to tear off only the upper part. That's power, if I can't fuck you, then you'll fuck yourself! Great Chinese wisdom, I tell you! [It is necessary to drink alcohol and do other fun human activities. The karate art of someone who is too serious is insipid and devoid of flavor.] Yes, Teki Motobu, I always follow your precepts!

Now I have a weapon! Do I have intelligence or did I go out for a walk? Let's be like our great ancestors, who hunted mammoths, although they didn't even have fur with claws. He took the tusk more comfortably and fucked it over the mask with all his might. The tusk instantly decomposed into a pile of particles, and the snout of this creature was half destroyed. And that's when he grabbed me with his trunk, I tried to break free, pulled with my claws, but the creature squeezed me in a vice, trying to fold me in half.

If I had bones, everything would be cracking by now, but all I can hear is the crystals on my chest cracking under his power. He lifted his trunk and threw it down to the ground with all his might. It's like an armored train hit me! My head is aching, but I quickly pulled myself together when I saw his fucking paw, which was supposed to crush me in a couple of moments.

Jumping back to the tree, she fell to the place where I was lying, but I can't say otherwise because of the fucking sound, paws. Leaving a fucking crater. Hard. He didn't seem to like that I tore off one of the tusks and ruined his face. Clacking my teeth, I ran to the next nearest and tallest tree, and started climbing up.

But the Elephant no longer wanted him to have a rider, so with the exclamation "Fucking werewolves on fucking trees!", well, it seemed to me, he rushed his carcass at me. I was fucking wrong when I called him slow, he ran like a freaking train, I literally managed to jump back at the last moment and grab his ear with my claws, starting to cut him and roll down like in the games about the Prince of Persia, but at the last moment with my claws on my hind legs I caught on the skin and bone the growths that saved me from falling.

I didn't want to be in his trunk again, so I quickly began to climb up, tearing off parts of his flesh. It seems that when the mask broke, the creature's strength decreased! He didn't like it much, so he started jumping naturally and trying to throw me off, and I held on like a sausage in the wind. It's a fucking case, what a fat carcass, but nothing, communism is in the liver and no one is eternal!

[A shitty joke, if you repeat it for who knows how many times, it won't get funnier], I wonder where I got this crazy thing from anyway? It wasn't there before! I'll kill the bitch! Right after that Elephant.

He tried to grab me with his trunk, but I jumped on his mask, walked with my hind legs and claws over his red eye and grabbed his left tusk, crouched down a little and began to freeze it. After a couple of movements, the piece of tusk was back in my paws. And I didn't even have to fuck with the trees! I fucked up on my own, it looks like the creature started to give up.

But it was too early to relax, the trunk was flying at me, but I pulled myself together and fucked his face with the tusk again. The bone mask finally came off, the tusk collapsed, and I myself flew down as soon as the trunk met my muzzle. I'm flying well, to the rain!

He landed on his paws, and then there was a fucking crash. The elephant fell and somehow moved its paws and trunk. To be honest, it was terribly boring, a huge creature does not mean that it will be fun to bring it down. But, this satisfaction of hitting a strong opponent, it is priceless. It's like meeting Valuev in a dark alley and knocking him out. First you fuck, then in a stupor, and then such satisfaction that words cannot convey.

In high spirits, I went to his face in order to finish him off and devour him. The muzzle, which was left without a bone mask, left much to be desired, stupidly mocking animals! And I decided to do an act of mercy: finish off the little animal. The aura has been turned off for about five minutes, it seems to have died, but in principle I did not really notice the difference, maybe it became weaker, but not particularly noticeable.

It wasn't difficult to finish the job, but with a sigh, I realized that the battle was too uncomfortable and difficult. So, we need to look for strong, but small creatures, because working with such purely according to the plan "to knock down and finish off", frankly speaking, did not rest at all. The next one will need to try to subdue, firstly, such a human shield will be very useful to my wolves, and secondly, maybe they are also wolves inside, only after McDonald's?

My wolves came running to me, even when there was nothing left of the Elephant carcass from the fucking word, it broke into millions of pieces. And so, I finally felt the fullness of my stomach, I would even say that I overcooked it.