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(Not)Woolly Wolf

It's hard to be a grimm, Alexander knows this firsthand... In fact, the most simple and easy story with a bunch of jokes and without a drop of meaning. There are also many references to a variety of topics. To all haters of Communism, Russians and the like, please do not read this fanfiction. There are too many jokes on these topics, even the main goal of the hero is connected with communism. The fanfiction is purely for entertainment, please don't overreact to it.

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Chapter 10

The city, it turns out, has changed much more than I initially thought. Instead of a puny wall of one row of logs, there is a huge wall reinforced with stone and clay. The houses have risen a couple of floors, the roads are not a mess of mud, but are lined with stone, which I sometimes crack with my claws. After walking around the city with our pack of communist wolves, scratching our bellies, occasionally reaching the crystals on our chests, we reached the main square. What the fuck has happened here in almost fifty years? A huge, no, really huge temple! In bright colors. Covered with gold like the teeth of an elderly qigang, with many bas-reliefs and sculptures of wolves decorated the majestic building. If the apartment buildings were just good, then the best architects of the village clearly put their hearts into it, although I think this settlement can already be called an urban-type settlement.

— What did they do with the krrrystallicamiRRR? — all this time, blue hair was walking next to me, telling me what was going on here. And the city has become surprisingly powerful, such a fucking scale! No wonder I helped them then, brought the ashes and decided to create Wolfgrad here!

— Some were used to fight off monsters, and the other to study and understand their properties. Your gift helped us survive and create a lot based on those ice crystals. — Bluewaxe devoured me with her eyes in awe, only when I looked straight into her eyes, she lowered her gaze in embarrassment and nervously fidgeted with her hands, I hope while I turn away to look around, she does not climb into her panties with them?

— There are many vidarr these cristalliers, I later prenestr, no, it must be something to do with that speech! I would even say RRRRRRR! And yes, we need more ashes, as much as possible! If they could build all this game because of one handful of ice dust, then what would happen if I brought a whole truck here?

"Thank you, O Great One," she bowed slightly. Again. I'm already sick of it. Of course I wanted to have my own state, but bleat, not in the same way! I didn't want to become a freaking deity or something!

Well, forget it, let them call it whatever they want. And I want my communist beer! And I don't care what the fuck it will result in, I just need it for my soul! I've been through a lot of shit, I can.

"This is a church built specifically to worship you," she opened the doors of the very church with the golden domes. Where did they get the gold from and even managed to build all this shit, I decided not to ask, well fuck it.

I seem to have created a freaking cult with my own powerful paws that worships me. And fanatics are not to be trifled with, and if my fanatics are, then it's fucked up. If I'm fucked up, what are they like? Although, looking at bluelace, I realize that worse than I can imagine, this issue will need to be addressed.

Once inside, I naturally fucked up. Did I say there's a lot of gold, bas-reliefs and sculptures outside? I was fucking wrong, the church looks like a priory from the outside, whereas inside there's a fucking Mercedes Benz! There were even sacred artifacts in the form of some crystals of dust that I brought back then, boards from the house into which I fell when I fell from nevermore and sprayed my blood there, usually Grimm does not have it, and severed body parts evaporate, but I found dark spots on the tree that the locals took for relics Holy shit. And yes, the last thing, the bluesilax clothes that she was wearing when I first rolled her, "The first thing that came into contact with the body of the Great Wolf" read the sign. She was lying on a velvet lining in a glass sarcophagus. There are just no words… I decided that I had had enough of this shit for today and went out, calling my companion after me.

A small detour of our no longer very small town ended at the church, so I have to go swimming! I've been asleep for almost fifty years, so I can certainly afford to eat. Yes, and my wolves need it too, let my army become stronger!

Maybe I'll collect more wolves along the way, take them under control and increase our communist system! Yeah, that's a great idea. Or maybe I'll find someone fatter, I'll eat them, I'll become stronger, and then Salem is just around the corner. Maybe I'll also give Ozpin a bream so that he knows that you can't use loley!

Let me watch the cartoon and fuck off, but for the loley and the yard I shoot at the fence! And Ozpin uses Ruby the red riding hood and snow white Weiss! Also, do not forget about Goodwin, that is, Mrs. Goodwich and the tin woodman A.K.A. General Ironwood, and he himself is the wizard of OZ. Hmm, and it's like they really came from fairy tales… But that's bullshit! I'm an alpha wolf! And Ruby is a dumb little red riding hood. Huh, well, do you understand what will happen in the end?

Who am I talking to anyway? When did I get a fucking schizo? [When you become a grimm] the voice in my head growled primly. Yeah, it's hard to be a grimm, sooner or later, but you get crazy. Schizoid alpha wolf... doesn't sound right.

As a result, the city became the first of its kind, but there is a lot of work to be done here, I will need to develop all the ideas of communism to the fullest! Write the constitution of our state! And also achieve maximum equality in front of all that Grimm, fauns and humans. TRUE COMMUNISM IS TRUE FOR EVERYONE!

But I can't do much right now, I always growl, but so that everyone becomes equal, otherwise now women are ordinary continuers of the family, and some are really wise, and men are the main hunters. I feel like I was in the thirteenth century, as long as I don't get burned for blasphemy!

Although, I'm the main wolfman! Who's going to try to burn me at all? Huh, good luck to them. [No one expects the Spanish Inquisition...]

Meanwhile, I went to the forest with my pack, I needed to eat up, and also let my wolves become even bigger and stronger! People are fine, according to the cartoon there are enough monsters that will even smash a fucking fat grimm into four, damn imbecile people!

In general, I wonder if I can have a manifestation? Well, what about it! My aura has opened up, so why not have a manifestation? Although, I would like to start by trying to somehow increase the aura, unless, of course, it increases and strengthens due to evolution during hibernation.

The population of the town has already got used to us, to the great wolves, the saviors of the human race. This is by the way from their words. I fucked up, but here the brains are stitched worse than they were in the Third Reich! Or else the legend of me the great has already become more than just a legend, because they saw me live! Fuck, for almost fifty years, generations have already changed there. [By the way, Confucianism was not recognized as a religion, since Confucius really existed, so Volkonianism cannot be considered a religion, which goes very well with communism, which denies religion] Damn voices in my head!

And the blue hair lives on and on, which surprises me even more. Hmm, maybe I can do something to rejuvenate her? Although, even if I can achieve this, it certainly won't be in this century, it's too complicated, and my humanitarian mind is not capable of such a thing!

Let the techies do it, and I'll calmly wait and grow these techies! Here it is, the fucking plan of a true communist wolfman! [It's not techies doing this] SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! [OK, plak-plak...]

And now you can hunt bigger game. My wolves were fed by the Urs who unsuccessfully stumbled upon us (hop stop, we came from behind the trunk). But I realized that I was neither cold nor hot from eating these bears, but I ate a small pack of chips, it seems there is something, but it is not noticeable. And I need to get stronger! The law of the jungle, yopta. And even if my paws are strong, but you need to be even stronger! I am the most powerful wolfman in the village, not someone else!

Therefore, I gave my flock any smaller fish, and I looked for the presence of more powerful creatures. But, alas, they came across from the fucking word. Along the way, we even came across other wolves, which I instantly took control of with my roar. Yes, bitch, we need to increase our village!

I'll have to try to control other creatures, the wolves are powerful, of course, but I need fish like cannon fodder. Yes, and I'm used to my wolves, my pack, I'm a mountain for them! He raised it himself, with his own paws! Therefore, yes, they are already family to me, and these views! Wow, how faithful the puppies are! Well, I can't disbelieve them and leave them, well, I can't!

So I gave them the whole snack, and I was looking for dessert for myself. A lot of kilometers of forest were bypassed, which probably shortened by another four times. There are only logs everywhere, instead of whole trees. That's what human civilization is doing, destroying a bunch of beauty! It's just a pity that I don't give a fuck.

Thus, I snorted softly when the next snack turned out to be under a pile of my wolves, which were hammered by a huge wave of bodies. Harshly, but effectively, the cubs are felled in this way by one or two. And so we moved forward like a wolf herd, I, like a real alpha, just looked at their action, only black pixel glasses were missing, which would give plus twenty to coolness. [the theory about alpha and omega was dispelled by the author of the theory himself when, after several years of observation, he realized that a male-female pair was watching]

I kept looking for some powerful carcass to fill my rumbling tummy. Yes, baby, you're going to eat your heart out now, don't worry. And so, we entered some kind of thicket of the forest, from where we heard dull heavy sounds, clearly a sign of the carcass we needed. The sound was getting closer, a dark silhouette was approaching, breaking and dropping meter-high trees like matches. The last of them creaked plaintively, and almost fell on my brothers, who managed to jump aside. I raised my head up, otherwise it was impossible to look at this fucked-up, my gaze rested on my knees. He came out at us... an unrealistically huge, elephant-like creature covered with thick bone slabs, fat like four or five of me, with the most fucking tusks and incredibly powerful in appearance. That's what we need. The muzzle itself took on the appearance of a grinning smile.

— RRRAAARR! — I immediately gave the command to my wolves that this creature was mine. Don't let anything else get hurt. Oh, yes, bitch, toby is a pussy, a huge creature, run from the village!