1 Sneezed??

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Life can be really curius some times, in one moment you are the happiest mothefucker to ever lieve, the next a 30m tall fucking Owl tells you that you die by a Sneezed displace Meteorite, yeap, this is my life now.

Owl: Ok look, it was an accident ok, i was distracted for like a nanosec and im pretty sure my pals were speaking my name cuse next thing i know i sneez, and that come to that other thing and well, the metreorite just was there and you were on its trayectory so...splash?

I stare into this magestic yet pretty chill wonder infront of me, trying to process the shir stupidity i just hear, before my mouth decide to open.

Mc: Let me get this straight...you, a giant magical owl

Owl: My kind prefer RoB, is more generic but especific too

[Ok Rude.]

Mc...you, a RoB, sneezed, and that cause a meteorite to crush me rigth after my love interest just confesed to me, in my Graduation day, after 8 years of studing.

RoB: well.... yeah ....my bad, dude.

[...so many nigth whitout sleep....so many exams....]

Mc:..*heavy breath*....is this the part were you send me into another world whit some gifts?

RoB: You are..pretty calm for a dead dude that just meet basicaly god you know?

[Did you want me to cry? fuck that shit, i didnt cry after geting my balls kick that one time at that party, i aint cry now]

Mc: A God, if i got something out of that story you told me, and fuck it, if you die you die, altho i would apreciated if it happend after geting laid, im a V you dammit. Also my fammily hates me and the sentiment is resiprocrated, tho i have to know,did the girl survive or?

RoB: Oh her? yeah, the meteorite was only like 2 cm wide, it pirce your skull so, insta death....she freak the hell out tho.

Mc: I wonder why *sarcasm to the MAX*

RoB: Me too *Honestly as Fuck*

We stay silence for a minute staring at each other until i decide this was ussles and speak again

Mc:.....soooo, the gifts?

RoB: mmm o yeah let me chek what i have.

[What you mean what you have? arent you omnipotent? is this a scam?]

While im monologing like the proper MC that i am, the RoB keeps looking trhu an old....tresure chest? huh, anyways , he keeps throwing things that my mind cant even comprenhed how where they in there in the first place, i mean ...is that a real galaxy??!!! until he stops and start talking to me again.

RoB: Ok good news and Bad News, which one you want?

[I dont like were this is going]

Mc: Bad first....plz

RoB: Ok the bad news is that...i have nothing that i can give you really

[I knew it, it is a scam]

Rob: The good news is that instead, i can let you choose a world to get isekai´d and grant you 3 wishes

[Holy shit thats even better, sorry for daubt you you magnificent celestial chiken]

The RoB seems to stiff for a moment but it happends unnotice to the Mc

Mc: Any whish? any world? even fictional ones?

Rob. Yup

After thinking it for like 0.000000001 secs i said

Mc: I want to be isekai´d to the world of Yugioh Gx, the anime version, rigth at the start of the plot.

RoB: Sure, and your whishes?

Mc: Mhm,well first i want to change my apereanse, i would like to look Scandinavian, you now, pale blonde hair, blue eyes, sexy as fuck, to be the same age as the protagonist, 180cm tall , slim muscular not too much not too little, Russian in origin since i will asume all legal paperwork would magicaly apear?.

Rob, I got you, i got you, Name?

[I have never like my name, those fuckers i call parent give me the most basic name of all...Bob....no second name,so many constructor jokes,argh, forget it , i want something meaninfull, something that represent me]

Mc: I wanna be know as Haakon Pravus

RoB: Werid but sure, i have hear more Chūnibyō names before

[And just like that my most keep secret had been exposed...fuck it im going to a world were money can screw the rules and a card game for children dictate the fate of the world, im gonna be as cringe as i wanna.]

Haakon: For my second whish, i want a system, a dueling focus one. And for my final whish, i want some of the decks i use to have from my old MD account.

RoB: thats it, nothing more?

Haakon: Nothing more, i belive in self made work, i apreciate the initial help, but if i want anything there, i can get it myself whit my cards.

Rob: True, ok let me juuuust, there all done, im sending you now, also, dont lose sleep out of it, this is an AU identical to the original anime one , just your existence make it an alternative, so fuck the plot if you want, or not, not my problem really.

A spatial reft is open in front of us and as i ready my self in order to cross into my new life, i cant keep myself from asking

Haakon:.....why are you doing this....for real, i cant think of a reason for you to care really

RoB:You see, even RoBs like me have some rules that we self impose un us, other way, everything would be chaos,one of them is that, we need to take responsability for our mistakes.

Haakon: Wow thats very impresibe of y

RoB: also im bored as fuck, make sure to entretain me a little would ya

[of curse, what else would i expect of a magical chicken]

Rob: Oh and One more thing, call me a chicken a third time and the meteorite would be 10000 times bigger next time, bye bye

The gigant chi...MAGNIFECENT ROB says to me as he push me into the rift, of curse, what did i expect, ominipotent,oh well, i guess it doesnt mater anymore, let see what fucketry can i do in this new life,hehehhee 

prepare GX im gonna introduce you to the META!!!

End of Chapter 1.