Set 52

Shaalu and Deepak had been married for some time and were having spousal disharmony, confrontation, disputes, problems. So they decided to see a professional marriage counselor.

After some warming out routine questions, the counselor asked the unhappy couple, "Well, what do you think seems to be the problem with your marriage?"

Simultaneously in a harmonious voice Shaalu and Deepak yelled, "I am unhappy with the Whole Thing."

"Can you both be please more specific?" asked the confused counselor.

Confused Deepak loss at words meekly answered, "I am unhappy with the Hole."

Shaalu snapped back, "Well, if that is what you have to say to the outsiders then I am unhappy with the thing!"

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First thing to do out of prison

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car.

The only thing he said was, "F.F."

His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F."

Out on the highway, he said, "F.F."

She responded simply, "E.F."

He repeated, "F.F."

She again replied, "E.F."

"Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?"

Bad Bernie answered, "Your mother wants to eat first!"