Set 349

A husband and wife are campaigning for a friend who is contesting the local elections. They both become so busy that they do not think of anything else but about the elections so much so that they communicate about anything in political language.

One night the husband wants to have sex desperately, but seeing the wife busy doing some work, goes to her and says : I want to put my candidate in your legislature.

The wife not realising this was meant for something else, without raising her head says : Our party is not going to accept this. The husband is disappointed and he goes to sleep.

After some time the wife realises what the husband meant, so she wakes him up and tells him - Darling, now you can put your candidate in my legislature.

Husband : I cannot do that. My candidate stood independent and lost his deposit.

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A little boy walks into his parents bedroom to find his mother on top of his father, humping up and down. The mother spots her son and dismounts as the boy leaves the room.

Worried about what her son has seen, the mom quickly dresses and goes to find him in his bedroom.

The son asks, "What were you doing to Daddy, Mom?" The Mom replies, "Well, you know how Dad has a big tummy?"

The boy answers, "Yes he sure does."

"Well, I have to get on it sometimes to help flatten it," explained Mom.

The boy says, "You're just wasting your time, that will never work."

The Mom is confused, "Why not, son?"

"Because whenever you go shopping, the lady across the street comes over, gets down on her knees in the bedroom, and blows his tummy back up!"