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Chapter 8: Advocate of Peace

Ezra | Ra | Day 4 | Kuuderun Great Forest, South-West Area

*SPLCHHHH!!*

I sunk my horn deep into the neck of a Rabbit, killing it on the spot. 

Ahhh~ the feeling of killing something, it's quite attractive.

Especially cute things. When I see them, I can't help but want to squeeze, and squeeze, and—

You get the picture right?

Now I'm no baby-killer. I still wouldn't mind doing it though.

Imagine squeezing that small fucking—

"WOOAAAHH~!! You really killed it all on your own…..!"

My number one fan, Kanami-dono, cheered me on from a distance. 

This is why life deserves to be lived.

All for that single moment. The moment you get to twerk on your enemy's corpse.

Anyways.

I'd already sent the other girls off to hunt after I showed them a few strategies, leaving only Eri here with the both of us.

They should be fine. I don't think anyone would die—maybe.

Let's hope for the best.

"Eri~ Be a dear and collect this horn for me will you….."

I looked over at the stunned goblin-girl as she snapped out of her daze.

"Eh, ah, I'm on it….!"

"No rush no rush, just do it quickly…."

She scurried off to pluck the dead rabbit's horn. That flustered look really does it for me.

—It makes my cock shrivel.

HashTag Flaccid...!

Welp, I guess it's time to kill some more. 

When in doubt, just keep murdering. That's probably the best advice I could ever give.

I wonder what it'd feel like to have one of those Horned Rabbits moaning under me.

That was a really fucked up thought. Please don't mind it.

Agh, it always seems like someone is judging me for some reason. I can't even have private thoughts nowadays.

I'm gonna go off myself in some ugly bastard's sex dungeon.

Kanami-sama gazed at me expectantly while chewing on a raw rabbit's leg. Her glistening eyes and bloody lips looked particularly hot.

"So where are we going next….?"

To your mom's house.

Nah, I'm just kidding. She's back at the cave, probably getting clapped by some old green fellow.

"Where else silly~? Our prey won't go extinct by themselves…."

This was, in fact, the truth with no margin of error. You couldn't get any better than this.

We'll go out a bit further, y'know, break a few necks n' shit. Take their back bones and make a few costumes.

There's a lot to do, really. 

Conquer the kingdoms and empires around here, touch a few beautiful women...

HaaaAaaAAaaaa~ there's to much~

But for now, let's focus on the territories in the forest.

The elves, orcs, kobolds, lizardmen, goblins, and any other creatures here. I'll subjugate them all for the sake of this world and achieve true peace.

Then, I'll gradually expand out towards the surrounding villages outside the forest.

This has to be done. I have no selfish desires of my own, I just want everyone to live happily.

True peace and prosperity.

Mhm… I love all living beings, and they all shall love me in return.

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Ezra | Ra | Day 5 | Goblins Den

"Nii-sama… Look…."

Fuuka called out to me, dragging the carcass of a dead Horned Rabbit.

In her other hand was a bronze Hand-Axe that I bought for each of my lovely subordinates.

Since the <<Shop >> operated based on my level of strength, it only gave me the option to buy ancient shit at the moment. 

There was also something called a 'Rune', and each one had all kinds of weird functions. I think one even had the effect of certain impregnation after sex.

I can think of many ways to use this, but they're all asking for a pound of flesh to actually buy them.

I mean, who the hell has that many points...…?

Do you think I have nothing else to do...….?

If you said yes, you're correct...…?!

Well, before anything else, I'll purchase the skills I need first.

"Oh….? Fuuka? I see you're back already. Now what do you have there...."

"Here. I brought back some prey for you, Nii-sama…."

She dropped the Horned Rabbit in front of me.

"You're giving it to me….? Have you eaten?"

"…Not yet. I want you to have it."

"That won't do Fuuka, I need you to be strong too."

"But I—"

"Come here and cut off a leg, I'll eat with you."

She had no choice. Fuuka hung her head, though a smile could still be seen.

"Sit. I wanna hear all about your team's success."

I tapped the ground beside me and she happily followed instructions.

A scene like this really warms the heart. Takes the foul stench out of one's soul while purifying the rest.

It's also at times like this that you feel like pushing down the nearest person and, and, and...!

See, when you're of a greater standing, the fight to control one's instincts becomes fiercer.

It's difficult. This is why politicians are corrupt. If there's a juicy piece of low-hanging fruit right in front of you, how can you resist the urge to devour it?

The temptation. Oh! The temptation…..

Y'know, I didn't notice it before, but I've become, like, really strong as well.

Horned Rabbits, my Goblin kin—you name it. I could crush any of them without breaking a sweat. It's akin to playing with children. 

Okay, that might've been a, uh…a bad way of putting it, but still….

My point stands. With the increase of my stats, I'm not on the level of a Goblin anymore. Probably surpassing even a Hobgoblin in strength.

If a normal person gets one stat point each time they level up, then for me, it's five. 

Kuku. You can't put this king on a stage for ordinary mortals.

It's time to expand my prey. 

Hey, hey, hey, I'm just a little goblin, but I'm not afraid of slaughtering some orcs. My shadows have already found a few while hunting.

Nee-sama must be guiding me. It's her will. 

Ah, you know what, I think I'll take my cute subordinates out and test them after a while.

This should be a good place to farm some experience.

Destiny is calling, sweet children, and it's asking me out on a date.

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[][—<<Personal >>—][]

True Name: [] [] [] [] [] [] []

Name: Ezra(Ra)

Rank: 1

Race: Goblin(New Species)

Gender: Male

Level: 38

Job-class: Shadow Lord

Subclass: None

Shadows: 33

DP: 4100 —> 125

[—[Stats]—]

Strength: 35 —> 75(E-)

Endurance: 35 —> 65(E-)

Agility: 60 —> 110(E-)

Magic: 57 —> 70(E-)

Intelligence: 60 —> 72(E-)

Luck: 15(F+)

Free Stat Points: 35 —>145 —> 0

[—[Personal Skills]—]

• [World Language] • [Stealth] •

[Shadow Extraction] •

[Shadow Preservation] •

[Presence Detection] • [Detoxification] •

[—[Inherent Skills]—]

Goblin: • [Unique] • [Dominance] • [Precocious] • [Rape] • [Cunning]

 • [Demon Tribe Factor] • [Night Vision] •

[][—<<——— >>—][]

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Goblin Base Stats:

Strength: F

Endurance: F

Agility: F+

Magic: F-

Intelligence: F-

Luck: F

Hobgoblin Base Stats:

Strength: F+

Endurance: F+

Agility: E-

Magic: F

Intelligence: F

Luck: F

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PS: There are slight modifications I made to the world such as there being other tribes of monsters in the forest, and the locations of each of them.

PSS: The forest might be slightly bigger as well.

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