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Warhammer System in Marvel

A detective rolls up to a crime scene. Unknown to everyone else, he's the one who killed the victim in this case. And unknown to this detective, he's about to wake up in the Marvel Universe with an insane Warhammer System. How will he survive in a world where Thanos is guarenteed to succeed once? He'll do whatever he wants in this world while picking up some women along the way.

BillNyeThePGGuy · Movies
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56 Chs

The First Mission!

Felicia Hardy was a smart woman. She wouldn't just leave an unknown alien in her house and leave it unmonitored.

Even when extra-terrestrial beings aren't in her house, she still has hidden cameras everywhere. She was single and lived in New York. The worst things you could find Felicia doing by herself in her room is masturbate and the best thing she could capture is a criminal trying to break into her house.

These hidden cameras happened to come into great use when leaving an unknown in her house. She pulled out her phone, the newest on the market, and pulled up the app that connected to the cameras.

She was shocked to find him blank and unmoving in the living room. She watched for a while; his gas mask hid his facial expression.

Then, she blinked. In that time, the alien in a gas mask turned into a skeleton with futuristic tech. She heard an emotionless, A.I-type voice.

"I'm only going to use this form should I be close to death. I dislike not having a dick." Spoke the skeleton. Felicia had to stop herself from laughing in public. She expected some evil plans or monologue, not that.

"I'll try my other forms at a later date. A human body is still more comfortable." The skele-mech spoke. Once again, Felicia saw the skeleton go completely blank for a couple of minutes when she blinked and he turned back into a human.

After turning back into a human, Zeta sat down on the couch and took off his gas mask. Once again, Felicia almost made a commotion in public.

'You can forget trying to leave, I'm turning you into a model. I'll make so much money!' Felicia momentarily indulged in fantasy. The fact that she forgot her thieving ways for a moment was proof enough that Zeta was impossibly handsome.

Nevertheless, he simply sat down and watched T.V. while collecting his thoughts.

'Hmmmm, what should by my first set of actions? The news mentions nothing of the Avenger's break-up and all of their conquest over aliens, even months after the fact. So, S.H.I.E.L.D. is still fine and Steve will fight Bucky at some point soon.' Zeta racked his head trying to remember future events.

'The X-men timeline... it's better not to think about that mess. I'll deal with whatever happens there when it comes.' Zeta thought to himself.

He then looked back to the system, this time checking out [Missions]

[Empty]

Riveting. Zeta then chose [Companions].

[Slot 1: Empty

Slot 2: Locked – 500 Points

Slot 3: Locked – 1000 Points]

[Read More]

Zeta didn't hesitate in pressing on [Slot 1].

[Would you like an explanation about the companions?]

[Yes] [No]

The system asked. Of course, Zeta chose [Yes].

[[Companions] are the only way to summon sentient creatures through the system. [Troops] are simply made to carry out orders. [Companions] on the other hand are able to give commands to your [Troops]. It is very difficult for [Companions] to fall out of favor with the user and building rapport is fair easier. The first companion is free. Feel free to use both your [Companions] and [Troops] as you see fit!] The system explained.

It made sense, a sentient soldier from the Warhammer universe that could assist in battle.

And of course, why would Zeta choose a male when a female could be chosen? There were multiple good picks, unfortunately, he was limited to one at the moment.

He would be in his human form for a majority of the time, and still had to think about how he'd keep the trust and loyalty of another race while not being one of them, so he'd shelve using someone like Lelith or Captian Shadowsun.

He also needed someone that wouldn't kill normal people on sight for the simple fact that they didn't worship the God-Emperor, so despite his urge to fuck a sister of battle, he restrained himself for now.

Zeta's mind wandered to perhaps the best pick for right now. Both strong and loyal among all others.

He typed in a name to [Slot 1].

[Slot 1: M'Shen

Slot 2: Locked – 500 Points

Slot 3: Locked – 1000 Points]

[Read More]

He decided to hold off summoning her for now. He didn't know when Felicia would return and if everything went smoothly, he'd be balls-deep inside M'Shen not too long after summoning her.

In the meantime, he browsed the system shop for various different things. Just to browse.

It was a bad idea. The most he scrolled, the more he felt that he'd never be able to unlock the later transformations and weaponry.

The author hasn't figured out the late-game prices yet, so you'll have to just imagine a very attractive man getting very butthurt at very expensive items.

Nevertheless, Felicia soon returned to her home. The wall was still completely destroyed with no signs of being worked on.

However, she was far more concerned with the hot alien making himself at home on her couch than a hole in her apartment.

"Found the T.V. remote?" She started conversation.

"Yeah, although I don't really know why you Earthlings keep using physical objects when you could be using holographic technology." Zeta spoke, not taking his eyes of the screen.

"If you're willing to give us the technology, I'd be happy to use it." Felicia spoke.

"Giving a primitive species technology is a blunder. It'll only serve as a weapon to stab you in the back later." He replied.

"Then what about this?" She showed off her Laspistol.

"I was under the impression that was a pre-marital gift. Well, no worries, I simply have to make you want to marry me." Zeta smiled.

Despite looking at a very attractive man telling her that he'd seduce her, Felicia was unbothered, even disgusted a little.

"So, your kind does not own technology that allows for planetary travel?" Zeta asked. He couldn't assume that the Marvel universe had such technology just yet. Tony Stark could most likely build it, but he had no way of meeting him just yet.

"We do, but nobody is risking their lives for some nerd's research." Felicia spat.

"I see. In the meantime, can you take me to a clothes store? As I'm sure you've noticed, my attire is not fit for this world." He spoke.

"I can see that." She sighed. "Let's go then." Despite her not wanting to spend her money on anyone, she could treat this as a thank you for giving her a gun that can destroy walls.

What followed were stares from every pedestrian that roamed the streets. A WW2 soldier stood out far more than Felicia would've liked. However, it got even worse when they got to the clothes store.

The second Zeta took off his gas mask, the female employees threw whatever clothes he wanted at him. They paid for everything.

"What nice women." He commented.

"Don't get used to it. They just like you because you're attractive." Felicia corrected.

"That is something I noticed. Is there something wrong with your species? I was hard pressed to find someone more attractive than an Ork in the crowds." Zeta smiled.

"...No, that's just how we look." She replied.

"I'd have to disagree; you look as beautiful as the best on my home planet." He flirted.

"...thanks?" She replied.

At this moment, a large, armored man ran through the streets of New York. He destroyed multiple cars and caused cracks in the ground as he ran.

Following behind were two people in skin-tight suits. Both were traversing the skies using string. One was white, black and pink in design and the other was black and red in design.

'Miles and Gwen? I'd expect Peter to be accompanying them.' He didn't know the situation as this didn't happen in the movie, they both appeared in, but it was familiar in the sense that Rhino always does this.

"A usual occurrence?" Zeta questioned.

"Unfortunately, so..." Felicia glared daggers at Rhino as he continued to laugh and run through the streets.

"Shall I put an end to it?" He smiled. Zeta didn't know if his urges would return, however, killing Rhino will delay it more should it still be present. Felicia saw as he aimed a Laspistol as the armored man.

"No! Those two will take care of it." She argued. Miles was punched into a corner store shortly afterwards

[New Mission: Kill or Subdue Rhino

Description: A troublemaker has interrupted you. Kill the animal. Or, by request of an equal, simply subdue the beast.

Rewards:

Kill: 200 Points

Subdue: 50 Points. Increased affection from 2 potential mates.]

The system issued a mission.

'What do you mean potential mates?' He mentally questioned.

[Potential mates refer to the women on this planet worthy of receiving your seed. Should the user plant a seed in an unworthy mate, the system will take the life of the unworthy. However, the user also shall not have the worthy stolen from him. All worthy ones are both virgins and are not in relationships. The system will make arrangements in order to fulfill these needs.] The system explained.

[Furthermore, once the user has claimed worthy mates, they will be killed if they willingly take another man. Should it be unwilling, the rapist will be given to Slaanesh to enjoy.] The system continued.