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" I don' know what happened I was just browsing the *cough* Internet *cough* and I suddenly ended up here!" I explained to the man sitting behind the desk.

The man responded with a blank face "Kid we both know thats false."

"Well...umm...yeah." I responded with embarrassment

"Well let's get started " The man said while getting up and stretching

He slowly approached me while saying "kid I've been in this business for countless eons and not a single soul has made me feel so—"

Before he could finish is sentence there was a loud scream coming from....somewhere.

The man's face paled and he started dripping sweat "Oh fuck" he said before he grabbed me by the collar of my shirt and suddenly threw me into a portal and the last thing I saw was an enraged women who barged in and yelled "WHO'S PANTIES ARE THESE!"