WHY ARE YOU STILL SINGLE

Willy am sorry but am lost and now that you are here please don't leave me here what if am robbed or worse get kidnapped, my il just die in the hands of my kidnappers because no one would pay for my ransom, please willy don't abandon me.

Are you serious little girl you are not lost you just took a wrong turn so when you realised that you should have turned back and take the right one so stop blabbering about being robbed on a broad day light and who so stupid to kidnap you anyway.

Are you mocking me for getting lost uncle or what's wrong with you, and by the way am pretty enough to make people want to kidnap me so just take me home if not tell me the right directions.

Did you just call me uncle Little girl, am not your uncle and stop dreaming that you are to pretty to be kidnapped am sure before they see you they would have seen more beautiful and big girls worth to be kidnapped.