Chapter 28 Misunderstanding

After the audience sighed for a while, their attention turned back to the point of "cat translation".

[Tears, the love from a small animal is so touching, Milk Duds really love Liam Turner.]

I also want to know what my baby wants to say to me.

[I also want to let my baby know how much I love him, and that I'll be with him for the rest of his life.]

I suddenly realized the value of the pet communication button. If my baby is not feeling well, I can use the button to tell me so that I can take him to the doctor.

[Yes, can Selene come up with a tutorial? I'll buy a button to teach my cat too] [It's hard to buy a button.

[Buttons are hard to come by, I've searched and found none in China, but you have to buy them from overseas, and it's super expensive, a button costs over a hundred dollars.]

[It's okay, there should be a manufacturer, we'll see then.]

[Teach what, this is not a ready-made interpreter, Selene is not doing live, wants to open a new program, cat translation, the program effect should be very good, recording frequency recorded video material also has (dog head)

I don't know what to say, but I think it's a good idea for Selene to think about it.

Faye also saw the comments on the pop-up screen, but she was not the owner of this live room, so she couldn't privately agree to anything on Selene's behalf.

She could only turn her head towards Selene, who was running out of camera range, hoping that she would give a hint.

Selene was also looking through her tablet at the pop-ups the viewers were posting at this point, and she agreed that it wasn't a bad idea to give it a try.

Anyway, there was still ten minutes before the scheduled time to get off the air, so Selene sent Faye a WeChat message.

[Sister: It's almost time to go off the air, open a lottery to draw two viewers and ask them to click on the continuous microphone function below]

Faye saw this before she turned her head to look at the camera and said, "Then I'll open two more raffles to draw viewers to connect the mic, so that Orange can help you convey what you want to say, or your kitty wants to talk to you."

[Ahhhhhh open it!

[I'm excited. Bless me.]

[How come it's a raffle again! I'm a nigger QAQ, can I choose to pay ah]

[No I don't agree! I don't agree! If you rely on money, you'll become a rich woman's game. It's better than a raffle! At least it's fair.

"There's no charge." Faye said with certainty, this point even if she didn't need to ask Selene, she knew what her answer would be.

"Alright, it's drawn, let me see if the first lucky viewer ... 'Coke is a Meow' is there. If it's there, click on Apply for Linking, I'll agree to your application on my side and you can link up."

[Help help help! I can't believe it's me! Okay, I'll click now]

[Wait, I'll go get our Coke first.]

Faye: "Okay, one more point for the food family."

[It's true, mine is called taro ball and one is called milky bun]

[I can't stand you foodies, my family's is different, it's called Wang Fu Gui and the other one is called Li Fa Cai]

I can see you want to get money. ... My family's name is Dog Leftover.

[... If a child understands human language, it really won't want to beat you up.]

[You guys don't understand, cheap names are good for you.]

While the audience is still discussing the "cat name", Faye has also successfully connected with the lucky one.

A very soft and cute female voice emerged from the stereo.

"Hello? Can you hear me?"

Faye: "Uh, I can hear you, do you want Orange to relay words for you, or do you want to know what your kitty wants to say to you?"

"Let's see ... Right! My inverse wets the bed every other day. I'm tired of washing the sheets. I want Orange to help me ask Coke why he doesn't go to the litter box and always wets the bed? Is it because it doesn't like the litter box or doesn't like the litter?"

[Messy peeing ah ... This is really quite a tricky question]

[There are so many reasons, and it could have nothing to do with the litter box or the litter.]

"Yeah, it can be stress or heat or something.

"Got it." Faye nodded, "Orange, Coke's owner wants you to help ask why Coke always wets the bed instead of going to the litter box?"

Selene listened and put her head to the microphone, "Hello, is this Coke?"

The sound of a cat purring came out of the stereo.

"Meow meow meow." (I'm Coke, who are you?)

　Selene relayed Coke's owner's question to Coke, and also found out from Coke's side the reason why he wet the bed.

"Meow meow meow meow." (Okay, I'll relay that to your owner for you.)

Selene jumped off the computer desk and came to the communication button.

Faye saw it and hastily adjusted the camera as well.

"Looks like Coke should be answering, let's see what Orange says."

"Ahhhhh! What is it trying to say?"

All the viewers behind the screen saw was Orange Cat pressing on two buttons.

"Litter box." "Not enough." "Dirty."

Faye, a little confused, translates, "Coke seems to be saying that the litter box isn't quite enough and it's too dirty to pee on your bed."

[What does that mean? The litter box wasn't cleaned in time?"]

[Cola's mom, is your house a multi-cat household?]

"No, I only have one. I scoop the litter box twice a day, so it shouldn't be dirty, right?"

"I think I know. Do you have only one litter box?

"... Right, do you need two?"

[Kittens are very clean animals, and some more particular kittens like to separate wet and dry toilets, so it's best to arrange for two litter boxes]

"So amazing? I'll go downstairs to the pet store in the morning and get another one to see if it works! Thanks Selene and everyone! It's a big help!"

"You're welcome, next one." Faye answered and went to look at the results of the next draw, and almost laughed out loud when she saw the name: "Let's see who I drew ...'village gate Li grandpa', is grandpa there?"

[... in, surprisingly drew me, I now point]

Not a moment later, the two sides of the microphone are connected.

Appearing in the stereo is quite magnetic youth voice.

"Hello you guys, I'm the 'village gate Li Da Yi', my cat's name is ... Li Dogu."

[Hahahahaha ... So it's you]

[It can be, moncler jackets for sale Li's voice is still quite young]

[Orange can you interview the real inner thoughts of Li Dogou? I guess it would like to send a set of quality triple to its old father].

Faye was also happy to see the pop-ups, but she still had to do her job, so she could only hold back her laughter and ask a question, "May I ask Master Li, is there anything you want to tell the dog leftovers, or do you want to know what your dog leftovers want to say to you?"

"This is really something I have to say, I want Orange to help me tell Dog Leftover Li to stop parkouring over my bed at night, my old father really wakes up every time and is sleepy every day."

"Ok, Tangerine you talk to Dog Leftover and tell it not to parkour at night, it will disturb people's rest."

Selene also ... didn't know what to say when she heard the cat's name.

She jumped back to the computer desk and came over to the microphone, "Hello, is this Dog Leftover Lee?"

A grumpy cat purr instantly came from the audio.

"Meow meow meow meow!" (Fuck off, who's name is Doggie Lee! My name is James! Do you understand me? No dog leftovers allowed!)

"Meow meow meow!" (Meow, come out and fight me. Where are you?)

Selene was too happy to laugh, but didn't dare: "Uhm got it James, I'm Orange, your owner wants to ask you ..."

Selene relayed the request to James and found out the reason for his midnight parkour.

Selene once again jumped off the computer desk and went to the communication button.

Faye saw this and stepped aside to wait for the translation.

The orange cat tapped over several buttons in turn.

"Night." "Noise." "Orange." "Worry."

[What does this mean?

It's over. I couldn't translate it even if I had a cat that understood human language.

"Call Selene. Selene should be able to translate.

Faye is also confused. What does noise mean at night? Why would a cat worry about noise?

Selene had to give a few more hints.

"Selene." "Noise."

Noise from a cat owner?

I finally understood why the dog leftovers were parkouring over the bed in the middle of the night.

She was touched and said, "Master Li, your dog leftover seems to be running around trying to wake you up because you snore in the middle of the night and he's worried about you."

Selene couldn't help covering the cat's eyes with her claws even after hearing this.

This translation, I guess, can't be said to be exactly the same as Li Dogou's original words but can only be said to be irrelevant.

--Dog Li's original words: That man will make the sound of thunder in the middle of the night! This meow is worried that this house will be shaken down by him, so he can only shout him up.

"Crap, I do snore!

Faye heard the voice coming from the stereo and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise slightly as well, "Is there anything else you want to say to the dog leftover?"

"There is! Can I ask Orange to convey to Dog Leftover for me that I really love and adore him?"

Faye shook her head as she said with certainty, "You don't need Orange to say that for you, the dog leftover must know that you love it very much and that's why it loves you so much."

"Right! You're right!" The dog leftover owner was obviously touched as well, and hugged his own cat for a kiss.

Selene listens sheepishly to Dog Leftover Lee's cranky curses on the stereo ...

Li Dogou, oh no, James is a cranky kitten, but his voice is still very sweet, at least to human ears, those unpleasant swear words are just cute "meow".

This is a beautiful misunderstanding.

It's good that the language barrier doesn't affect the harmony between humans and cats.

-Faye

Once the broadcast was over, Faye went back to her room to rest, letting a social terrorist talk to the camera for an hour was quite exhausting, not to mention the fact that so much had happened on the air today.

Selene was left alone in the study.

Selene wanted to rest, but her spirit was too good, so she could only find something to do again.

But now she didn't need to edit videos for the time being, because she had a lot of stock during this period of time, and she could post one a day for a month, so there was no rush in terms of videos.

And the cat vocal button teaching is also not in a hurry to do. After all, she has not signed an agreement with Pampered by Music, also does not know how long the product's construction period will take, and so on settled down and then starting to do it is also fine.

I can't think of anything to do for a while.

If you don't want to play games, you can forget about it. After working all night, it's time to have some leisure and entertainment!

Preparing some snacks first, the orange cat excitedly pushed a woven basket and ran to the front of the snack cabinet.

Freeze-dried, cat strips, and soothing milk ...

Within minutes, Selene was pulling her cart full of snacks back to her cat scratching pad.

Selene bit open a cat bar, while sucking beautifully, and at the same time clicked on the tablet, just ready to click on the "elimination of fun" icon on the top, just to find that received a WeChat message alert popped up.

Receiving a message in the middle of the night would have been quite rare, and even more rare is the person who sent it or ...Rowan?

The few chat records between them, almost all of which were started by her. He now even took the initiative to send a message. Did the sun come out of the west?

Selene curiously clicked on the message.

[Neighbor: That, there's something I want to ask you]

[Selene: Eh? [Neighbor: That, I want to ask you something] [Selene: Eh?

　　-Rowan doesn't know why he's doing this.

Rowan doesn't know why he keeps tossing and turning in the middle of the night.

He never cared about what others thought of him, and always felt that he could do well for himself, and that he knew what he was like.

So for many years, he heard people say behind his back that he was a "weirdo oddball" kind of words, he never thought about it.

But as soon as he lay in bed at night, the words Selene said popped out of his head.

Every word was deafening, even as if the 3D surround sound was on, and kept playing on a loop in his head.

Where did he go so far, where did he abuse the dog ... This could happen. He was the victim.

Cared, cared too much, there was absolutely no way to not care about her comment.

So Rowan agonized from eight to eleven, and finally couldn't resist going to Selene to get a statement.

But after Selene returned the message, the courage he had a few seconds ago to become a "self-destructive truck" suddenly disappeared. ...

If he directly showed his face, would Selene think he's a pervert?

"Huh? You said your dog was you? Then why didn't you struggle when I hugged you? Are you deliberately trying to take advantage of me?!"

That kind of talk is very likely to come up.

...

Yeah, why didn't he struggle! Now there were mouths to feed!

Originally, his impression in her eyes was already not very good. Plus this, I'm afraid that he will not be directly sentenced to death.

Golden Hair stared at the cell phone screen, and his dark eyes gradually revealed a few hints of lifelessness.

What should be done?

Otherwise, it is better to salvage a little bit of impression, at least not to leave her with the impression that he "animal cruelty", right.

Rowan lifted his paw and tapped on his cell phone keypad.

[NEIGHBOR: I was wondering, how is brother today?]

Selene realized.

She thought he wasn't going to ask how the dog was doing. She'd messaged him before, saying she couldn't walk the dog at night, and he'd taken a long time before simply replying "I see".

［Selene: I taught him how to push buttons today, and your brother is really smart! He understands even the abstract tenses very quickly.]

[Neighbor: Well, he's pretty smart.]

Rowan didn't know why he still had to praise himself for a wave, but the words were there ... He couldn't socialize any more than he knew he couldn't spoil someone's fun.

[Selene: Actually, it's not good for a dog to be too smart.]

[... Why do you say that?]

[Selene: because the dog is too smart, know more things, the perception of things will be the stronger, will have their own emotions, like you are so busy do not have time to accompany it then, it will also feel very lonely]

[Selene: I'm not saying it's bad that you're busy with work. After all, you can't help it if you're trying to make a living, but if it were me, I'd be busy and I'd make time for him, and if I'm really too busy for him, I'd find him someone who loves him more, wouldn't you say?]

Wait ... Although Selene's words sounded extraordinarily euphemistic, how come he still tasted something else?

[... You're not referring to yourself as the one who loves it more, are you?]

[Selene: (cat wink.jpg)]]

It's all in the words.

Good news, Selene likes him a lot, enough to want to keep him.

Bad news, she likes ... him as a dog.

That night, Rowan completely loses sleep.

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