Chapter 27: Translation

Liam Turner is the real name of "No Cake".

He was one of the first lucky ones to get a job as a pet blogger. At the time, self-publishing was just starting to take off, and he was unemployed, so he couldn't find any other way out of his job, and he happened to be a pretty good gamer, so he tried to become a full-time gamer.

As a result, Liam Turner originally opened the camera just to show his face, but did not expect his game technology would not let him fire. His face did not let him fire, but he picked up on the way to the cow cat accidentally fire.

Seeing that the audience is more interested in the "cat anchor", he had to hate off the air, when the cat anchor's humble male assistant.

Taking advantage of the heat to complete the game anchor to cute pet blogger transition, began to focus on doing cat cat science video.

Not to mention, since he took the behind-the-scenes route, the account data is getting better and better, and there are constantly brands looking for him to cooperate with him, making a lot of money.

In the beginning, he was still very pursuing. Doing videos is also very serious. Hist. Even. Even if the ads are only accepted by the brand he thinks the quality is too high. Even if the honorarium is a little less, it's fine.

Until other cute pet bloggers spring up, content is more and more difficult to do, data stagnation, he is no longer the best choice for brands, fans are gradually losing.

It's easy to go from simplicity to luxury, but hard to go from luxury to frugality.

Liam Turner couldn't accept going back to the days when he was strapped for cash, so he followed the trend and abandoned his conscience in favor of money. There are a few people like him, so he is more and more comfortable.

Love Pet Food cat food quality . In the end , how can he not know? He didn't dare to feed this cat food to his own cats, but that didn't stop him from making videos to recommend cat food to other viewers.

Love Pet Blessing is not good for consumers, but for him, it's an angelic party with a lot of money and little to do.

Now, his angel party completely collapsed. His income is less a large part of the wind review also affected. Even the account fans have fallen tens of thousands, that are live powder ah ...

Cutting off people's money is like killing people's parents, Liam Turner is going to hate that "can't eat oranges" cute pet blogger to death.

A few of their familiar cute pet bloggers privately do not know how many times to scold that woman, see this guy rely on what "pet communication button" to mix the prosperous, they do not say it, but in their hearts do not mention how eye-catching.

Liam Turner does not believe that the pet communication button is real. His family milk sugar is such a smart cat, teaching so far only taught two buttons, that orange cat can now live Q&A. Is this reasonable?

It must have pressed the buttons randomly. If it's really so godly, why hasn't the opposite side done live Q&A for a while? Too much money?

Besides, if this orange cat is really so smart, why does it play so slowly with the hidden food toy? Even such a simple toy takes so long to play, completely inferior to their Milk Candy. Milk Candy can't even play the hardest hidden food toy for five minutes.

That's why Liam Turner purposely ordered her to PK. It just so happens that during this time the opposite side of the live broadcast is hot, but also with the same goods he brought. This can also rub some heat.

Anyway, than other he does not know, but than play hidden food toys, he felt that no cat than milk sugar, after all, it played that maze disk has played dozens of times, do not be too familiar.

If the PK was rejected, it can only show that the opposite side of the heart is weak, no need for him to emphasize. The audience of his live broadcast will also leave the impression that Milk Sugar is smarter than the orange cat Then, when his side of the communication button to teach out, he bought a little marketing script, immediately from the next door to attract a wave of flow.

Just when Liam Turner thought that the "inedible orange" was going to refuse the PK, the system sent a message that the opposite side had accepted the PK invitation.

On the audience's screen, the cameras of the two broadcasting rooms were merged into one screen.

Liam Turner picked up the cow cat on the ground and adjusted the camera so that both himself and the cow cat could be in the picture.

The youth on the screen gave a very sunny smile, "Hello there, I've heard a lot about you, I'm not a fan of pie, this is just my cat, called Milk Candy."

Faye was just glad she still had a doll hood on her head, otherwise the audience would be able to see how disgusted she looked.

The thing she hated the most was responding to people in a false manner, and she didn't believe that this anchor on the other hand was here to make friends with them.

But there was nothing she could do about it now. Doing. Both sides were broadcasting live, and with others coming to say hello so kindly, she could only accompany them with a superficial gesture.

Faye turned the camera to her side and waved at Selene, signaling her to come over.

"Hello, just call me Selene, this is my cat Orange, I haven't even pk'd with anyone, can you introduce me?"

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, the orange cat jumped into the camera from the side and nestled into the woman's arms and winked at the camera, sparking another wave of gifts.

Liam Turner saw the popularity of the opposite side of the screen at the top of the screen suddenly rise by a large margin, and in his heart he could not help but curse several times.

Thanks to the fact that he had been an anchor for a long time, his expression management skills were quite good, so he didn't show his face.

Liam Turner calmed down for a while, then said with a smile, "Of course, PK is two anchors in a certain period of time to connect PK the popularity of that period of time, the audience likes and rewards can increase the popularity of the audience, of course, we are just trying to have fun today, if whoever loses, sing a song of learning to catcalls ~ ~"

Faye nodded and deliberately asked, "So, what are we doing then, just chatting?"

"Of course not, wasn't your orange playing with the hidden food toy just now? My Milk Candy especially likes to play with it. I just thought that Tangerine was so smart that she must be good at playing with it as well, so let the two of them compete to see who can eat the snacks in the maze tray faster. What do you think?"

Hearing this request, Faye kind of knew what the opposite side's stomach was playing.

Unfortunately, this time he kind of kicked the bucket.

No wonder Selene said something about giving away heat. This really came for nothing.

Letting a cat that turned out to be a human and a cat compete with a hidden food toy to see who could solve it faster, what was the difference between that and letting a college student compete with a kindergarten child in arithmetic? Even if you think about it with your feet, you will know who will win.

Faye almost laughed out loud at the thought, she stifled a giggle, "Alright then, let's start putting the food in, is this the plate?"

"Right." Liam Turner picked up the maze tray and placed a freeze-dried pellet from the bottom of the toy into the center-most mechanism.

This was the hardest part of the maze tray. Normally a hide-and-seek toy would have two baffles at most, but this maze tray was a combination of three baffles, and when the cat pushed the baffles out of the way, the food would fall into a small maze framed in clear plastic, and the cat would have to push the food step by step through the outside pusher to push it out of the maze.

I've heard that some people have even played with this for human cubs, and it's quite rare for them to be able to solve it at once, let alone cats.

With the start of the clock, the atmosphere of the two sides of the live screen is not as harmonious as before, after all, it is difficult for people to be completely equal, and Milk Candy and Orange in the online "cat set" are smart cats that way, there is bound to be a competitive relationship.

Originally also okay, everyone in their favorite cats live room to cheer for the kittens without conflict, but can not stand some of the audience watching not suspected of the big things to Selene live room to pick a fight.

This part is mainly "do not love the cake" of the old fans, they are milk sugar true fans, Selene this side of the broadcast time is not long, we are basically Buddhist sucking cats, at the same time the cloud sucking a number of cats in the audience are not a few.

Is this the orange cat that understands human language? It looks quite ordinary.

[Yes, Milk Sugar has removed the two baffles, and it's still sitting in front of the maze tray, not as smart as Sugar Cub].

[I won't tell you how many times Milk Sugar has played this, but it's not the first time for Tangerine Boy to play observation.]

[Cute cats are enough, why do you need to be so smart?]

If you like Milk Duds so much, why don't you just go back next door and watch it? Why do you have to come here?

"Tell the truth, why are you being weird? You're so glassy-eyed.

"If you can't afford to play, don't agree to play." "If you can't play, you can't tell me.

Stop arguing, look at the orange disk!

[Crap, how it has been eating freeze-dried?!

[......]

[I go, it turns out that it is not in the daze ah, but in the study of the maze route, that freeze-dried are not into the dead end, a one-time walk through the labyrinth out of the]

[Hahahahaha worthy of our orange treasure! It's so smart!

My favorite cat on the internet is so cute and smart.

What happened to those guys? The food on Milk Duds' side just went into the maze! And they came over and stomped on the orange. Does their face hurt now?

[Don't talk about it. I think my heart is broken.]

...

Faye's popularity instantly rose as she was rewarded by a large number of viewers in the live broadcast room, and her popularity value has now exceeded that of the other side by a large margin.

Faye happily began to thank the gifts, and incidentally brought Selene a small dried fish.

Selene stretched her back and began to elegantly nibble on the small dried fish.

She also admired the opposite side of the cow cat. This thing is really quite spare. The wrong route set up several. She also looked for a long time to determine the correct route. This cow cat is really a genius among cats, but unfortunately ran into her as a human disguised as a kitten. It is quite unlucky.

Selene thought with interest: I wonder if that pie guy across the street regrets it?

Liam Turner is too regretful Originally, wanted to come to rub a hot spot. This is only a short period of time, but sent a lot of fans to the opposite side. His side of the number of people online dropped a lot. The result is that they all ran to the opposite side.

This is really outrageous, he was even by a cat "pretending to be a pig eating a tiger".

No way, he had to find a way to fight against the opposite side's arrogance.

Liam Turner thought and thought, and finally came up with a good idea.

He and most people think the same, that the so-called "cat food evaluation cat food" is that woman came up with the hype program, she is the first cat food test report, and then based on the test results to teach cats to press the corresponding evaluation button.

Whether it is marketing or not, the cat food test report is indeed real, so he also followed the best data to buy the cat food for milk sugar to eat. Of course, he naturally will not send face material to the black, so no one knows this.

But recently Milk Sugar ate less and less. He also brought it to the physical examination, but found that the cat's body did not have problems, and then he tried to change the cat food back. There is still no change, and eats even less.

Since the anchor on the other side said that his orange cat can communicate with people, then simply let the orange cat ask Milk Candy, he still does not believe it, the doctor does not know the reason, the opposite side can guess it.

If she said it was a cat food problem ... huh, it would be an uplifting facepalm scene.

The more Liam Turner thought about it, the more excited he became, and immediately turned on the microphone, deliberately bragging, "Sure enough, it is a kitty that can understand human language, really smart, our family milk sugar can not compare."

"Where where where, your Milk Candy is also smart." Faye didn't accept the "praise", and immediately replied back with alertness.

Liam Turner choked for a moment, before adding: "No, my milk sugar learns buttons slowly, I also quite want to know what it wants to say to me, I really envy you ah, you can also know what your tangerine is thinking, it recently ate very little, I was worried to death, if only I could know why it did not eat. "

As expected, after he finished this sentence, many pop-ups appeared in his live room.

[What's wrong with Baby Milk Candy? Is it not feeling well?"]

[It shouldn't be, Brother Cake said it before, he took Milk Sugar to the medical checkup, the medical report was tweeted, nothing happened at all]

Maybe it's just his mood. If only Milk Dud could talk.

[Ah ah ah ah so worried, sugar baby need to eat well ah, recently look all thin]

Wait a minute, doesn't the orange next door speak human language? Can you let it help Milk Sugar express itself?]

[... fuck, are you a genius? Cake Brother Cake Brother Quick! Hurry up and ask Tangerine while it's still connected to the mic]

Liam Turner finally saw the pop-up he wanted to see and immediately opened his mic to reply, "Eh, why didn't I think it could still be like that, let me ask."

"Selene, I see that the viewers of my live stream have suggested, can I ask Orange to help ask Milk Candy about the reason why it hasn't been eating properly lately?"

When Liam Turner's words came out, not only were the viewers in his live room excited, even the viewers in Selene's live room got excited.

[Cat Translator online!

[Yeah oh, we oranges can definitely understand what other cats and cats say and relay it to us, what a genius idea]

[Ooohhhh I love Milk Duds too, can Orange help]

...

Seeing that the calls were getting louder and louder, Faye could only agree, although she wasn't sure if Selene could communicate with the cats through the screen, but with her sister's skill of "talking to people and ghosts", she should be able to muddle through even if she didn't understand them.

She turned off the microphone and ran to the orange cat, "Sis, come over here, they want you to ask the cow cat across the street why she hasn't been eating properly lately."

Selene had just finished eating dried fish and was still concentrating on cleaning her paws as she thought there was nothing left for her to do. When out of the cold she was picked up by Faye and placed in front of the computer monitor.

She scanned the scrolling pop-ups twice before realizing what was going on.

Faye saw that Selene had figured out the situation before she turned on the mic, "You hold Milk Duds over to the mic and I'll have Orange ask about it."

Liam Turner agreed painfully and immediately held Milk Cow Cat in front of the microphone.

Selene saw this and had no choice but to try to ask, "Hello Milk Candy, this is Orange, can you understand what I'm saying?"

In the picture, Milk Cow Cat's eyes immediately widened, her fur exploded, she looked left and right, looking surprised, and she kept meowing.

But what was "meowing" in human ears was not in Selene's ears, and she instantly understood what the cow cat was saying.

"Eh? Orange? Where are you? Why didn't I see you."

It was just enough to understand.

Selene spoke again, "Never mind where I am, there's something I want to ask you, your master wants to know why you haven't been eating properly lately. He's worried about you."

The cow cat in the screen calmed down a lot all of a sudden. This scene looked at the side of Liam Turner was a bit confused. These two cats meowed and meowed. Could they really be communicating?

Only when the cow cat finished its thoughts did Selene finally understand why it refused to eat.

"Okay, got it, I'll pass it on for you." After Selene said this, she turned around and jumped off the computer desk, walking in front of the vocalization button.

Faye also immediately pointed her camera at the orange cat and stepped to the side with her microphone.

The live viewers on both sides all held their breath waiting for Orange Cat to press the button.

All everyone saw was Orange Cat walking up to a button and pressing it.

"Selene."

And quickly ran over to a couple other buttons and tapped them a couple times.

"Body." "Unwell." "Hospital."

[What does that mean?

[Is it saying that Milk Candy is not feeling well and wants to go to the hospital?]

"No, Milk Dud has been to the hospital. I saw the medical report. It's healthy.

"What does this mean then?

Faye originally thought so too, but she suddenly remembered something.

Selene almost never pressed the "Selene" button, because this "Selene" refers to herself, she usually presses the "Faye" button to call her. button to call her.

She understood.

Faye briefly organized her words and asked, "You mean the owner of Milk Duds is sick and he's worried and wants him to go to the hospital?"

The audience didn't have time to react to this statement.

Liam Turner was already so angry that he jumped up from his seat, "What are you talking about! I'm in good health. Who am I cursing?"

Faye didn't care about how the opposite anchor felt, but proceeded to ask Orange Cat, "Am I right?"

Orange Cat walked over to another button and tapped it.

"Yes."

[... What a disease!

[It can make a kitten worry so much that she can't eat, and there's nothing obvious about it, so why do I feel like it's a major illness?]

[Don't say it, I think so too, or else Cake should go to the hospital to have it looked at]

[It's hard to detect, right? It's better to find the right area. Did Milk Dud say where the problem is?]

How can I express this? The buttons aren't that detailed, are they?

Liam Turner saw the pop-up screen is speechless, these people really believe a cat "say words" ah, bad luck, and curse him sick, he would like to see it can say another what one or two or three to.

Although there was no button for specific parts of the body, according to Faye's experience of communicating with Selene, she quickly came up with a solution.

"Can you say what part? I'll say it from the top down, and you can just press yes or no."

The orange cat nodded.

[Shocked that this is even possible]

[I was just joking, I didn't think it was for real]

[I feel like my perception has been altered a little bit.]

While the pop-ups were discussing, Faye started asking questions.

"Head?" "No."

"Upper body?" "Yes."

"Upper body then ... heart?" "No."

"Gut?" "No."

"Lungs?" "Yes."

The orange cat turned to push another button.

"Orange." "Worry."

Faye realized and turned her head to the camera to translate quickly, "Your cat thinks you have a very serious lung condition, and she's worried and wants you to go to the hospital for a checkup."

"Orange, that's what you're trying to say."

"Yes."

Liam Turner was dumbfounded to hear why this man and cat were making it sound like the real thing. His lungs ...

[Lungs? Wait ... I seem to remember that Pie has been coughing a lot lately while broadcasting]

Isn't that because he has chronic pharyngitis?

Yeah, but it didn't seem so frequent before. I'm a longtime fan, so it's obvious.

He's lost some weight lately. I thought it was from worrying about milk sugar, but it's probably because he's sick.

"It can't be that word, then we should go for a checkup as soon as possible, there's still a way to save him.

But Brother Cake is only 30 years old. He shouldn't be sick, right?

[Who said this disease is related to heredity, if there is a family history, the probability of getting it is very high, besides, Brother Cake's work and rest schedule is very shady, and his addiction to cigarettes is very heavy, so the probability is even higher].

Seeing this pop-up, Liam Turner's face completely went white. He read what disease the pop-up was talking about.

His grandfather seems to be the lung cancer gone ...

He seems to be feeling a bit stuffy in his chest lately, won't ...

Liam Turner was so scared that he couldn't care that he was still broadcasting live, and immediately took out his cell phone and called his mom, "Mom, what kind of disease did our grandfather get and leave?"

"Your grandfather? Lung cancer ah, speaking of which, I was about to call to tell you, your uncle was diagnosed last night is also that disease or advanced, now the family is crying in the hospital, you remember to go to bed early, don't smoke so much ...."

Liam Turner instantly weakened his legs after hearing this, and his entire body fell to the ground.

After a while, he got up in a daze, "Viewers, I'm off the air first, I have to go to the hospital ..."

The pop-ups on both sides of the live broadcast: [...]

Faye can't say anything now, although she is quite annoyed with this anchor on the opposite side, but she didn't expect ... to be able to say that things are unpredictable.

Selene was also surprised. For this matter, her mood is also a little complicated.

Human nature is really complex, and the same person also has many sides, "cake brother" and black hearted cat food vendors, turning a blind eye to the lives of other cats, but he is truly fond of his own cat.

His love for his cows has given him a chance to turn the corner. If he is found to be sick at this point in time and is treated in a timely manner, he will at most suffer a little bit, but not to the extent of endangering his life.

Let's hope he can figure something out after this.

All things have spirits, not only human beings feel pain when they are sick.

It's just that people can express their feelings in words, and they don't have the means to do so.

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