Chapter 25): Hi Vampires, Wait...High Vampires!
Chapter 25): Hi Vampires, Wait...High Vampires!
{I own nothing but my own ideas and OC characters.}
{Do not do drugs, I am not promoting them either as I write these. This is purely for fun nothing more, nothing less.}
{15+ Advanced Chapters on Buy-Me-A-Coffee/flaminglines}
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The lunch bell rang and Ryan walked slowly to where he would be meeting the Cullens, he could not wait to see what would happen to them after smoking 'Witches Nectar' even he had not tried it yet. With anticipation bubbling up inside him he walked out the doors to his usual spot where like Rosalie predicted all the Cullens stood waiting.
"Hey, what's up." He said giving them all a wave.
Emmet was the first to speak a big grin on his face, "Rosalie said you wanted to get high together is that true?!"
It was not hard for Ryan to see the excitement on his face, and while they did not know that they could actually get high from this he was still happy about the fact that he was asked. Their nature made it where more people stared at them rather then be friends with them, plus they tended to keep to themselves a lot.
"Yeah it's true. I grew a new strand and wanted to share it, so ready to light up?" He asked with a wide grin.
Emmetts head if it was not made of whatever it was would have flown off with how fast it was moving, Edythe had to move out his path with how happy he was to join in on the fun. Rosalie had moved to stand next to him while they were talking, there was still a small smile on her face as she stood there with him, still happy to be apart of it all.
Ryan reached into his pocket and took out the joint already having it ready, along with his lighter he lit it up and took three big hits from it, his eyes almost immediately gassed over as he did so. Letting out a big breath the smoke rose into the air, it was not the normal white though, instead it was swirls of blue and purple.
He passed it off as he allowed it to wash over him, Rosalie took it into her hands gently before moving into her lips, although he was getting the effects he watched on. He saw her take a hit, her eyes widen as she sucked in a lot because she did not expect anything to happen as she did so, it was an 'Oh shit!' moment.
He chuckled as she let out a big puff of blue and purple air, her eyes wide and a little glassy from the effects already taken place with her, she hasn't ever smoked before. If her lungs did work he was sure that she would be coughing up a storm at the moment, sadly it was not meant to be.
Emmett ever the goofball took it when she got done, Ryan couldn't pay attention though as from next to him he heard a cackle, but when he turned no one was there, he was sure it was a witches cackle though. He felt a small shiver go through him as another went off in the other ear, he then started to laugh himself as a perfect replica of Glenda the Good Witch stood in front of him doing twirls.
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(Cullens POV)
"Is this really happening?" Alice asked in wonder as she saw her brother and sister high, like not faking it but actually high and giggling at nothing.
Edythe nodded, "What the hell did he give them?"
It was a good question as at the moment Rosalie was laughing the hardest they had ever seen her laugh, while Emmett went completely still his usual hyper active self calmed down to what they usually saw in a relaxing sloth. Ryan though was doing twirls as he took another hit his words making them raise a brow, "I'm sorry Glenda, but I have no clue where the yellow brick road is."
Edward was pensive as he took a step back Emmett had tried passing it to him, which took the man about five minutes as he believed he was relaxing in space so his movements were sluggish. "No Glenda!" All three shouted at once startling the rest.
"I am getting a little concerned for them." Jaspers deep voice said as he watched them all begin to walk towards the woods.
Well Rosalie and Ryan were walking, Emmett was trying to buy his steps were like someone who was walking on the moon, he was even making the sound effects as if talking to Space Control, "Huston, this is E-Man over. I am going out for a space walk, over."
"You are all clear for your walk E-Man, make sure to check in with base soon though, want to make sure you are safe." Edythe said while holding in a giggle, Alice next to her was too.
Emmetts eyes widen as he looked at his hand which he had been using for a radio, the wonder on his face made everyone break out laughing even Edward cracked a smile as they began to follow Emmett into the woods Rosalie and Ryan were already at the edge. They looked to be arguing about something though, when they got closer their conversation was weird.
"No Ryan, we need to follow Glenda, we can not follow the wolf!" Rosalie said with a glare.
"But he said Grandma's house was this way! Glenda is obviously lying to us, back me up here Emmett." Ryan said with his own glar back.
Everyone else was trying to hold their laugh.
Emmett slowly raised his arms and legs as he got closer, "Space Control this is E-Man over. We have a situation up here, my party is trapped in deep space and Donald duck is telling me to follow my nose, what should I do?"
Everyone busted out laughing hearing that he had someone else who was telling him to do something different from Rosalie and Ryan. Emmett though was panicking as 'Space Control' had not responded.
"Oh no! Space Control is not responding were trapped!" He said while falling to his knees shaking his 'radio' for a response.
Edythe went to say something but was stopped as all three heads snapped to the side as if they heard something, "See Ryan I knew we should have followed Glenda now the other Witch is here!" Rosalie said in despair.
"It's not my fault, I haven't seen my grandma in a long time I wanted to go visit and the wolf knew where to go. You are the one who held us back." Ryan pouted kicking dirt.
"Space Control, come in space Control, she's here!" Emmett whisper/yelled into his 'radio' trying to get space controls attention.
"Who is there?" Edythe asked making Emmett let out a huge breath in relief.
"The Wicked Witch Of The West!" They all said at once then went still as boards where they stood.
Alice walked over and snapped her fingers in their faces before they all started laughing uncontrollably, "Oh thank god, I thought something happened to them for a moment there."
"Come on guys, don't you want food?" Jasper said trying to coax them back to the school.
Which worked like a charm as it seemed Ryan came out of his trance, "Food?!"
Alice giggled as she nodded her head, "Yeah, don't you want to go to the cafeteria and eat? You only have like thirty minutes left, and that is including your extra you take to leave after everyone else."
They watched as his eyes widen and he grabbed Rosalie's hand, "Come on Rose! We have to hurry!"
Besides Edward, everyone else they all laughed watching as Rosalie nodded excitedly following Ryan, they could tell she was still high but at the same time her mate instincts were dragging her into focus. Emmett coming down some, realized he was still on earth and began to move as if gravity was ten times the size, they couldn't help but roll their eyes and chuckle as he moved so slow.
Edythe held her nose groaning, "How is it that I am in love, better yet, how am I married to this man?"
Everyone even Edward couldn't help but laugh as they heard her woods, Emmett was a goof ball when he was sober, but high he was something else, it did not keep him calm at all. Whatever Ryan had given to them was clearly something that was to put a smile on people's face, they wanted to see more of it.
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(Ryan POV)
Ryan ate happily had had mellowed out a lot and would say that this was the best stuff he had ever tried, not because anything other then the fact that this weed kept him feeling happy. It was so high in THC content that he was sitting high with it, putting a chip in his mouth he chewed while savoring the taste.
Rosalie sat next to him still in bliss as he was holding her hand, that was literally all he was doing and it was making her happy as a puppy who was getting attention. He was not fan of that mate thing, it was horrible from the looks of it, he did not want his feelings controlled like that.
The rest of the Cullens came in with a slow Emmett who appeared to be trying to still lift his feet with effort, Ryan couldn't help but snort as he saw that, the guy was ridiculous. He really couldn't hold any hate or contempt for the guy, rather found himself wanting to be friends.
When they sat he spoke, "So..he going to be okay?"
"He will be fine, the oaf is already coming down." And she figured it was just because he was a vampire so she got suspicious when she saw Ryan better. Though that could also be blamed on the fact that he was a heavy smoker so it did not register with his mind like it did everyone else.
"That's good, I honestly didn't think it would effect him so well. I was sure I identified him correctly about being a secret smoker, guess I was wrong." Ryan shamelessly said as he knew for a fact that no matter what it would do that to Emmett.
Edythe just waved it off as the rest of them sat down, "So Ryan, would you like to come to our house before the party and all drive together? That would be fun." Alice asked with a bright smile bouncing in her seat.
He raised a brow and said nothing for a moment before he spoke, "Sure, though I will have to bring Seth and Leah, they are also going with me."
Alice nodded happily, "That is fine. The more the merrier this is going to be so great! I have went shopping all week just to prepare for this."
"Oh that's nice." Ryan had a strained smile as he heard that, it was just a high school party after all not a huge ball she did not need to put much into it.