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Those F*cking Gallaghers!--Shameless

Dylan gets a second chance at life in a new world, but much like his own it is magic-less along with powerless. He doesn't mind it to much seeing as he gets to live in the world of on of his favorite TV shows. Who doesn't want to be a Gallagher? No past life stuff for him. I own nothing but my ideas, everything else goes to who owns it.

Leaving_Life · TV
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24 Chs

Season 1 (CH6):

"Good job kid. If you bring them this fast all the time I might just up your pay." Ty said while they looked over the Audi Q3 that Carl had brought in earlier. He had school tomorrow so he was hoping to get paid quick so that he could get home and get to sleep since he was tired.

"As promised here is the $3,000, and here is another one bring it within two days again and I will give you $5,000.... a week and it is only another 3."

Carl nodded while nodding his head and heading out, he already told his family that he only worked Sunday and Friday's so that would cover for where he was at moments like this. Setting down his skateboard he stole from a yard earlier while stealing the car he decided to skate home, he still needed to work out his body.

He already decided that he was going to wait awhile before getting the next car, he wasn't in a rush and wanted to work more on his room.

Skating along he messaged Cassidy who sent him three more nudes, she said it was to build up the anticipation of them meeting next Saturday. Even after learning his age she got over it quick, she said as long as neither told someone of authority then she didn't mind.

He was just glad to have a sex friend, that is what they decided their relationship would be since she was older then him, which he fully agrees with. Their relationship couldn't go further considering where they were in life, she was trying to become a doctor, while he was trying to finish high school.

So lost in thought he didn't even realize he made it home, as he did he saw Fiona had walked up to the house looking exhausted, she had worked another long late shift for someone. "Hey Carl! I didn't think that you job would keep you so late, are you sure you should be doing this job?" She said wrapping an arm around him as they walked into the house.

She still wasn't seeing Steve at the moment, but she was asked by Tony to go on that date next Thursday, this wasn't like the show where it happened automatically the next day. He actually like Tony, the guy was nice and all but he didn't deserve what Fiona does to him, she shouldn't have led him on like that.

"Yeah it is fine. Just some manually labor, plus I get paid the days I work so I can put money in the squirrel fund today." He told her while showing her three hundred which made her smile slightly.

"Well alright, just make sure to quit if things get to be to much. We might need money but not bad enough that we need you to break your back for it." She said ruffling his hair as they entered the house.

"Yeah don't worry about it." He said smiling. As he headed up to his room he could hear faint meowing as he walked to the door, when he opened it sitting at the door was Kiki who ran right to him.

Smiling he picked her up while cooing at her, he would wait until the morning to take a shower so he dropped her off on the bed, he could see from her bowl that Ian already fed her. Hoping into his bed he got under the cover while Kiki curled on his pillow next to his head, she didn't sleep before he got home instead waiting on him before she did.

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Tuesday as he was walking home he saw that Ian was following Mandy into the drainage area of the city, curious he followed her hearing what they were talking about. "I'M GAY!" He shouted at her making her come to a halt just as he caught up with them, he raised a brow realizing what scene this was.

He wasn't home the night this happened, it was also the same when Fiona agreed to go on a date with Tony but he was either gone scouting or in bed he wasn't 100% sure he wasn't home. Mandy turned wanting to say something to him but she saw him and froze, "Umm were you with us a moment ago?" She said finally making Ian look over.

"Carl? What are you doing here?" He said looking panicked.

"Don't worry I already knew, I also already know who you are seeing. Don't worry you are my brother I support you one hundred percent I will always be on your side no matter what." Carl said while patting him on the shoulder.

"Wait he isn't just messing with me? He is actually gay?" Mandy said cutting in between before Ian could say something else.

"Yes! That is why I didn't want to sleep with you. Trust me you are a very beautiful girl but I am gay." He said with a smile in the end.

Mandy looked him over before nodding then looking to Carl, "Does that mean that you are available?" She said with a flirty smile moving closer to him and running a hand down his chest, this caused Ian to laugh while they stood there.

"You can try. I wouldn't though, I have a crazy girl that has me in her sights and I wouldn't put it past her to try and kill you for trying to take me for yourself. Though why not be Ian's beard?" Carl said while raising a brow, he didn't need Kassidi trying to kill her just because she had a small crush.

She raised a brow not touching that and looking back at Ian with a bright smile, "That is a great idea. With me as your girlfriend then others won't suspect it at all, plus we can do the whole boyfriend girlfriend thing without expecting the night to end in sex."

Ian smiled while nodding, "Yeah we can try that. Where are you headed Carl?"

He shrugged looking at the two of them, "No where. You two feel like doing something?"

"I was thinking the movies on the northside, I was thinking of going to see that movie 'In Time' been to busy but today is an off day for me." Ian said looking between the two of them.

Carl thought it over, he was able to buy everything that he needed for his room make-over already now he had a little over three hundred left to do with as he pleases. "Sure sounds fun. I will even pay for us all to go, how are we getting there though?"

"I can get my brothers to drop us off, you will just have to buy them beer." Mandy said with a smile while hugging Ian's arm as they were walking along the street. Seeing them both nod she took out her phone to call them while explaining to Micky about Ian blowing her off, instead she said he was just shy and now they were dating.

About twenty minutes later he showed up in a car, it wasn't theirs since people saw them in different cars each week, he had only one other brother with him. Carl reached into his pocket while giving him fifty for beer or whatever, that just made him smile as he drove them all over to the northside arguing with his brother about something.

When they made it to the northside the sun was setting at the moment, Micky only stopped long enough for them to get out before speeding off, "Alright well I am going to---" Carl was cut off by hearing someone shout his name along with a pair of arms wrapping around his chest.

"Hehe," Giggles were heard right next to his ear, "Did you miss me Carl? What have you been doing since I last saw you? What movie are you here to see?"

Shaking his head he took money handing it to Ian, "Here go buy the tickets I am going to talk to Kassidi here." After handing off the money he turned around letting him look into her blue eyes, smiling he pinched her cheek, "Well hello there sweet cheeks."

He let go soon after peppering her face with kisses, she was giggling while holding on to him, he had seen the glare that she had given Mandy before she walked off with Ian. If he was being honest with himself he was happy to see her too since she had been on his mind a little lately.

"You didn't answer me Carl!" She said pouting while leaning in and biting his chest looking a little angry.

He sighed, "Yes, I have missed you. To be honest you have been on my mind some these past two, so it is good to see you sweet cheeks. I haven't been doing anything of note other then working and fixing up my room, I use to share with my brothers but I am fixing up the basement to live down there. As for the movie me, my brother and his girlfriend are here to see 'In Time', how about you?"

She smiled brightly hearing him, "Of course I have missed you. I am still going to show you that I am the only girl for you so I will always miss you. Well I got my car and have been driving around a lot, so nothing really of note there. For the movie me, Cody, and Sarah are here to see that movie too."

She said Sarah's name in disgust, looking over he saw that it was the same girl who had been kissing on Cody at that party, they were in line right behind Ian and Mandy to buy tickets. "So I guess that means we get to sit together huh?" He said while wrapping his arms around her soft waist.

Melting into his chest she nodded, "Yup! I didn't think this day would be so fun, I failed a test earlier today so my dad isn't going to let me go on that trip for spring break in March."

"Oh so you planned a trip without me, wow you can be so heartless." He said in a sad tone while pulling away and walking away from her.

"CARL!" She shouted getting everyone's attention as she ran and jumped on his back, he wasn't expecting it but didn't topple over as she clung to him, "Don't be upset, I would have brought you along with me. Why would I take a trip without taking my man with me."

He couldn't help but laugh, "I know. You 'love' me to much to leave me behind."

She growled some before biting his neck, he ignored the looks from others and raised a brow seeing that her cousin Cody was looking at him with a hostile and jealous look. Now he realized that all the things she thought were baseless might not be, it seemed that her cousin did like her as more then just a cousin.

He held her up by her butt on his back while ignoring the glare though, he didn't care what Cody thought or did, as long as he didn't try anything with Kass then there wouldn't be a problem. "Ian, Mandy. This is Kassidi, the girl I told you about earlier today."

"Awe you talked about me." Kassidi said while taking her teeth out of his neck, "Nice to meet you Ian, as he said my name is Kassidi Smith, well for now at least sooner or later it will be Kassidi.... What is your last name?"

Everyone looked at her with wide eyes especially Ian and Mandy, "My last name is Gallagher."

"Right it is going to be Kassidi Gallagher. Nice to also meet you too Mandy." She said with a cheerful smile while swinging her legs back and forth as he held her close to his back.

"Ummm yeah it is nice to meet you too Kassidi." Ian said though it wasn't hard to see how freaked out he was by what she had just said, Mandy looked like she was trying her hardest not to laugh at the moment.

"Did you get the tickets?" He asked after it went quiet after awhile with no one talking.

"*Cough* Yeah I got them, the showing starts in ten minutes. Perfect amount of time to get some snacks before we go in." Ian said coming back to himself and trying his hardest to get back to normal.

"OOOH I will pay for the snacks. Let's go Carl." Kass said kissing his cheek and pointing forward towards the concession stand.

"Wait Kass! We are seeing a different movie then them, shouldn't you come down now so that we can get our own stuff?" Cody asked while not even trying to hide the anger that was in his voice, he was really different then his high self at the moment.

"Well you did get the tickets for 'In Time' Right?" Seeing his nod she kept talking, "Good then no problem since that is what they are seeing too."

That didn't seem to make him any happier, his girlfriend Sarah seemed to notice too as she glared at Kassidi, which made the blonde on his back pissed off even more seeing the glare. He quickly walked forward not wanting a fight to break out, he would fight Cody if it came down to it but seeing as he didn't do anything yet he wasn't going to start anything.

He was also a little afraid that Kassidi would kill Sarah, he wouldn't be surprised if she did do something like that, in fact he could see her killing someone. Shaking his head he groped her butt and it reminded him of one of the reasons that he kind of liked this girl.

"Oh right Kass, I got my new phone. Give me your number so that I can call and text you from now on." He said as they stood in the back of the line, he reached into his pocket and gave it to her while telling her the code so she could put her number in it.

"You are still going to meet me for the party right?" She asked but still put her number inside before taking a picture of the two of them and setting it as his screen saver.

"Of course I am. I promised you and that is one thing I like to pride myself on." He said pinching her butt for doubting him.

She smiled while leaning down and kissing his cheek, "Good, I saved my number under Wife. So don't ignore it or think I didn't put it in there."

He could only shake his head hearing that while smiling inside. They finally made it to the front of the line where she started to get three of everything, she said since everyone was matched with their date then they could share with their date.

After grabbing the large tube of popcorn and the candy he set her down so that he could carry the stuff without dropping her, she pouted for a moment but understood. Ian's eyes went wide seeing how many things she bought, she shrugged it off like it was no big deal when he mentioned it.

When he slyly mentioned that he should marry her Kassidi had her face light up like a Christmas tree, she was happy to hear that Ian approved of her since she really hoped to be with him. He sighed and shot Ian a look who only shrugged, at the moment Mandy and her were talking about something as they walked a little ahead of the rest of the group.

The entire time he could feel Cody glaring at him as they made their way into the theater.