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This Simplification Is Too Outrageous

# SPIRITUALENERGY Spirit Beasts had appeared along with the spiritual energy. Qiao Yuan grabbed the Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber from his shelf. [Simplifying System initializing] [Lion’s Roar has been detected] [Simplifying…] [Simplified successful… Lion’s Roar has become Loud Roar] Qiao Yuan simply opened his mouth to yawn. [Lion’s Roar Mastery + 1] As a Level 7 Spirit Beast slowly approached, it let out a roar. Qiao Yuan opened his eyes and stared at the beast. “Shut the hell up! What the hell are you roaring for?” The beast sensed danger and it started to tremble and whine. “Well, I do have to thank you because all four seasons are warm due to you…”

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I have a Friend

Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

Ding~

100,000 Yuan was transferred to Zhifubao.

"Brother, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. I don't know what just happened. I suddenly blacked out…"

On the side of the road.

The driver's legs were still trembling after he got out of the car. He kept apologizing to him, and when Qiao Yuan asked whether they should settle it privately, he decided to do so.

After the transfer, he was still worried about Qiao Yuan's health and asked if he needed to go to the hospital.

Seeing the driver's sincere attitude, Qiao Yuan felt embarrassed to ask for more. Both parties were responsible for this matter.

Since the money had been paid, he was fine, and since the driver was sincere, he decided to let this matter go.

It was fine for him, but the driver's mental state was a little off.

Looking at the driver's trembling lips and pale face, Qiao Yuan helplessly started to comfort him.

He acted like this wasn't a collision, but rather, a slight bump, and that the driver's life was just as in danger as Qiao Yuan's while they rose high in the air…

He finished his sentence.

The driver was dumbfounded. Why did it seem like he was the victim?

In the end, Qiao Yuan stood where he was with a smile on his face. He waved his hand and watched the driver leave. It was not hard to guess from the face of his wife, who was wearing a red dress, that she was also quite frightened.

 His face was as pale as Li Xiaoling's.

 …

With the indestructible diamond, it seemed that blackmailing was the best choice. He didn't have to do anything and just lay there. He made more money than the masseurs in his previous life.

They were both lying down, but his money had increased a hundredfold.

Next time, he might be able to flip over a heavy truck or a high-speed rail…

Qiao Yuan patted the dust off his body, shaking off the unrealistic thoughts in his mind.

A gentleman loved money, and he would not do this kind of business unless he had no other choice.

When he got home, he changed his clothes and checked his body.

As expected, his qi and blood power had not fully recovered, and using it forcefully caused the cyclone to dry up again.

Not only that, but Qiao Yuan could even feel that the cyclone had become smaller.

This was no small matter.

Qiao Yuan opened the thermos and took a few more sips of hot water.

[Cultivation +5]

Only then did the vortex in his dantian expand to its original size.

Qiao Yuan heaved a sigh of relief. According to the novel, once one's dantian was injured, there was almost no hope left.

He didn't know if it would be like this in this world where Reiki was recuperating, but it was best not to try.

He opened "Alchemy in a brothel."

When he was hit by the car, a thought flashed through his mind. He might be able to find a way to successfully scan it.

Previously, he had guessed that there were two ways of scanning.

"First, scan the entire wuxia novel and then randomly simplify the contents."

"Second, you can purchase martial arts manuals, pill manuals, and so on. Perhaps you can choose which one you want.

Now that he had been hit by the car, a third method had emerged.

What if he tore off the page where the special cultivation technique or pill information was?

Scan that page alone?

Didn't Mei Chaofeng also cultivate the second volume of the nine Yin Scripture alone and form the nine Yin white bone-claw in the novel?

Under the system's modification, he could give it a try.

Hence, Qiao Yuan began to flip through the book "Alchemy in a brothel". The male protagonist in this novel was originally an errand boy in a brothel. He had accidentally obtained a Supreme secret manual in the martial arts world. It was an alchemy manual, filled with secret recipes for elixirs that could increase one's cultivation level and have special uses.

With the help of this secret manual, the male protagonist successfully counterattacked and pushed all the way. When he met an enemy he couldn't beat, he threw out an explosive pill. When he met a disobedient female supporting character, he threw out the [obey all words] pill.

In the end, he dominated Mount Liang and lived a shameless life with his 107 wives.

It actually took Qiao Yuan five hours to finish reading this book. During this period, he was almost nauseated by the contents of this book several times.

This was a lustful, illogical, and lewd novel.

Hiss~

Qiao Yuan tore off a page. There was a chapter that said that when the protagonist married his 45th wife, his vitality dropped, his spirit was low, and he felt like his body was empty. Then, he found the elixir in the secret manual, refined it, and married two more.

[Qi and blood kidney treasure pill detected]

[Rapid replenishment of vitality, refined from rare raw materials (egg-shaped, with 10 bones on the surface, yellow-brown to purple), smooth and bitter]

[It can be simplified by consuming 10 energy points]

[Do you want to simplify it?]

[Simplification successful. Vitality pill = black spherical chocolate]

Qiao Yuan: "???"

This kind of simplification could not be completely unrelated, but it could only be said to be a little outrageous.

He quickly went downstairs and bought a few bags of chocolate.

He opened the packaging and tasted them one by one.

The White one didn't react, the square one didn't react either, and neither did the chocolate one with other ingredients.

That was until Qiao Yuan ate a pure black ball-shaped chocolate.

[Vitality force +2]

Qiao Yuan's eyes lit up. He could feel the chocolate being instantly digested in his stomach and then transformed into that familiar warm current.

He immediately swallowed a few more.

Suddenly, a few warm currents swept through his body. This efficiency was much faster than the cyclone.

Just like that, after Qiao Yuan had eaten half a pound of chocolate, his body was filled with vitality again.

His strength had returned to its peak!

Until Qiao Yuan ate another one.

[Vitality +2]

Immediately, his body began to heat up, and his skin turned red. The power of qi and blood kept reacting in his body as if it was trying to break out of this cage.

His vitality had increased by a lot!

Qiao Yuan quickly used the second level of indestructible diamond to consume some of it.

Three seconds later… 

Qiao Yuan's expression returned to normal.

He looked at the remaining chocolate in his hand with lingering fear and seemed to understand something.

The level of the Internal Force Mental Cultivation method determined the upper limit of the qi and blood energy, as well as the speed at which the qi and blood energy was produced by the cyclone.

On the other hand, a consumable like the vitality pill could only blindly increase vitality, regardless of whether the host's body could withstand it or not.

If one ate too much, it wasn't rare for one to explode and die.

However… In general, with this kind of thing, Qiao Yuan was confident that he could fight even if his external strength was higher than his internal strength.

"In that case… Let's start the training!"

This time, Qiao Yuan didn't apply it all over his body. He had to find a balance between the cyclone, the vitality pill, and the indestructible diamond.

It would ensure that his cultivation base and indestructible diamond proficiency would increase together without his body exploding.

[Indestructible diamond +5]

[Cultivation base +1]

After a few minutes, Qiao Yuan felt that the qi and blood produced could not keep up with the demand, so he ate a piece of chocolate.

[Vitality +2]

The training was boring. The pain was still bearable, but drinking water and eating chocolate were a little difficult.

Qiao Yuan frowned and took a sip of water, then ate the chocolate uncomfortably.

He turned on his phone and started to look for useful news.

He only had three energy points left, so he had to find a way.

If it had started with the first blood Moon, then it had been a year since the recuperation of Reiki. No matter how the officials deleted it, they would find clues as long as they searched carefully.

Qiao Yuan was sure of this.

An hour later ...

Qiao Yuan stretched his back.

Well, he was wrong. With his identity and means, he really couldn't find those strange things. The officials had done a good job on this.

Hence, Qiao Yuan placed his hopes on some of his group members. The world had no lack of smart people, people who were not afraid of death, and curious people.

He opened the group chat, "The first commandment."

Qiao Yuan started to flip through the chat records. The Blood Moon incident from a few days ago had died down quite a bit.

Most of the people in this world had to live their lives. They couldn't stop living because of these unexpected events, right?

This group had always been very active, and the moment he entered, he was flooded with messages.

"Brothers, I'm looking for a picture. I understand."

"Women, I want women, hehe… I want women."

"Previous post, if the group is blocked, I'll kill you through the internet."

"All the officials stammered, but no one dared to speak!"

"I'm going to tell you something, but don't tell anyone else. I feel like… I've become one of those superpowered people in novels!"

Qiao Yuan raised his eyebrows. This sentence immediately caught his attention.

Just as he had guessed, if there were spirits, there must be something that could fight them.

The other people in the group also asked.

"To be honest, I can't lie to you. I can see the floating things in the air now, those black thread-like things."

The group instantly fell silent.

"Black silk? Where were the black threads? Quickly send it to me!"

"You're not going to tell me, right? fine… I won't tell you either. "

"All the men in the hall are women!"

Qiao Yuan was speechless.

All of a sudden, the group chat was flooded with all kinds of pictures.

Sigh~

Qiao Yuan sighed and was about to exit the group chat to look for other ways when one of the group members caught his attention.

"Brothers, let me ask you a question. What would you do if you were threatened by a ghost and were not allowed to reveal what happened to it, but you wanted to ask for help?"

Group leader: "@all members, I'll emphasize it again. According to the rules of this group, there are no ghosts in this world. I'll give you a warning!"

Qiao Yuan thought for a while and finally replied.

"There's a way… Just say I have a friend. "