Birth of King Pervos

It was a rainy night or the shower was on. King Lustifer was waiting ardently for his son who was being delivered in the Palace. He had waited long for this moment and have struggled a lot...No one knows how many Viagra he consumed, no one knows how many sleepless nights he spent with his 69 wives, he even tried his maids. Then finally after a lot of hard work and penance, he got his reward, his son and Prostate Cancer as a bonus. The doctor said he did not have much time to live, but he did not care as he got what he wanted the most "His Son". All his struggles were forgotten when he held his son in his arms who was moaning with pleasure.

His son had the thighs of Hercules, the arms of Zeus, the beauty of Aphrodite and the brain of a fly. He was the true Spartan and king of Sparta and as the custom demands, he was flung from the roof in the hands of the Priest (who missed). Then he was given the legendary name, the name that struck fear in the heart of every kingdom, the name that inspired awe, the name that aroused even the hardest guy... King Pervos.

Pervos won many wars (mostly thumb wars), defeated many armies (of lepers), conquered kingdoms (of Lego).... He was the warrior supreme...

This story is of the greatest war of Spartans, the one that made them Legends (and brought their ultimate doom).... The battle of thermocol.

So Hail Sparta...