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This Crayfish is not edible

Xia Che was a crayfish monster that cultivated to become a human, but from then on he was the epitome of unlucky. But because he was friends with a Koi fish, he was able to escape his predicament. One fine day the Koi fish disappeared and our silly little crayfish lost his luck. He was all alone for many years until an ugly snake landed on his lap. The snake turned out to have exponential luck. Xia che: “Let me pet you today as well little worm. I want to trip on a pot of gold.” He rubbed the coarse scales of the snake. Long Aotian: ‘How dare you try to pet this majestic dragon,’ he bit his offending hands and squirmed. Xia che: “Stop squirming little worm, I might cook you for dinner instead. I heard humans say that snakes are good for your liver.” Long Aotian: “You....You” The little ugly snake changed into a majestic dragon and pushed the crayfish down. He ate till his heart’s content. P.S- Cover art inspired by LinDu

Lullabybao · LGBT+
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Chapter 9 - Engaged ?

Xia Che looked at the Lillian flower in one hand and little snake in another. He looked around but he could not find any rocky sport to pound the flowers into paste. So he put the little flower in his mouth and started chewing it vigorously.

Long Aotian heard the sound of someone chewing very loudly. He wished the sound could just go away but the sound prevailed for a very long time. Out of anger he crawled out of the beasts sleeve to confront him.

"Ohhh luttlo soun you cumtl out" the beast babbled with his mouth full of something. I think he meant to say 'oh little son you came out'. I hate people who talk with their mouth full so I slapped the beasts arm with my tail.

"Owwww" the beast shouted with drool hanging down is mouth. 'Disgusting' No one can disgust him like this beast did.

"Cuhm ovor here" the beast held me by my midriff and pulled me close to his face. I saw him spit whatever that was in his mouth on his right hand. He started to move that disgusting hand close to my body.

'Get that away from me you dirty beast' Long Aotian started struggling and wiggling away from the crayfish's hands.

He felt something wet touch his body. Long Aotian felt so disgusted, he started regurgitated blood.

"Oh my god! Son, are you okay? Is there a hidden wound in your body" Xia Che started to panic looking at the sick snake.

"Haa, Lillium flowers helps with internal bleedings as well" he said out loud and stuffed some of the chewed flower inside the snake's mouth.

The snake shivered and became unconscious. "Hmmm is my son sick? He loses consciousness all the time" he held the unconscious snake delicately. He put the snake back in his sleeve and went about his journey.

On the other plane,

It has been a day now but the woman still did not gain consciousness. Raijin started to worry something bad might have happened to her.

"Master, will she be okay?" Raijin asked his master with his little ears dropping down.

"I am not too sure either. Maybe we can drop her off in the nearby village. They might have healers too" Long Ki suggested patting the little puppy's head.

"Yes we can do that!" the little thunder wolf pup wagged its tail at the idea.

Long Ki went to lift the limp woman on his shoulders. As he was about to lift her, she started uncontrollably jerking. Her limbs started jerking as well.

"Hey look she is awake now" Long Ki happily pointed towards the twitching woman.

"No master she is having a seizure!" Raijin shouted with anxiousness.

"Master, give me the blood freeing pill. It will stop the seizure" the thunder wolf pup urged his master.

"But i didn't bring any pills ahhh" Long Ki said with an innocent face.

"What! Master didn't i pack a spatial ring with all the pills" he accused his master with a hurt look.

"I never needed those pills, so I left them back home" Long Ki said casually.

"Master let's bring her home, please. We need a powerful healer to heal her" Raijin begged his master. His masters EQ was so less he almost never feels any emotion, so he could only use cute tricks. "Master pleaseee" Raijin begged again with tears in his eyes.

Raijin had never asked for anything in all the years he had known him and Long Ki could not resist the puppy dog eyes. So he relented. "Okay maybe we can take her home but my mom should never know about this got it."

The little thunder wolf pup rejoiced at this and ran circled around its master. "Let's go then master."

A portal opened in the nearby crystal wall. Long Ki lifted the unconscious woman and walked through it. The little wolf pup wagged its tail and followed through.

In the Heavens realm:

"What! my son brought back a woman from the lower realms. Thank the gods, I really thought my son will end up as a eunuch" the queen said gleefully as she heard the new from the maids.

"Prepare a feast, my son is getting engaged" the queen ran off to tell in the entire realm of this good news.

Yukiya felt like she was floating in sky. She felt the soft fabric as she struggled to open her eyes. She felt a bright light glaring on her eyes. Stuck in a dark cave for so long, her eyesight has long been used to the dark. She looked around and found a beautiful lady sitting next to her bedside.

"Ah, you are awake. Why don't you drink some water?" she handed me a glass of water.

"Where am I?" I asked the kind lady.

"You are in the heaven realm young lady. Why don't you tell me your name? I can't keep calling you young lady can I" the kind lady giggle saying that.

"My name is Yukiya" I smilled at her and then continued "Why am I in the heavens realm by the way?"

"oh you are here to be my sons bride " the lady gleefully said.

"WHAT!"

A Day in my life: My pet chicken got hurt today. she tried escaping from her enclosure and wounded her feet (¡_¡)

P.s - There will be no update Tomorrow. Sorry (¡_¡)

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