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This Crayfish is not edible

Xia Che was a crayfish monster that cultivated to become a human, but from then on he was the epitome of unlucky. But because he was friends with a Koi fish, he was able to escape his predicament. One fine day the Koi fish disappeared and our silly little crayfish lost his luck. He was all alone for many years until an ugly snake landed on his lap. The snake turned out to have exponential luck. Xia che: “Let me pet you today as well little worm. I want to trip on a pot of gold.” He rubbed the coarse scales of the snake. Long Aotian: ‘How dare you try to pet this majestic dragon,’ he bit his offending hands and squirmed. Xia che: “Stop squirming little worm, I might cook you for dinner instead. I heard humans say that snakes are good for your liver.” Long Aotian: “You....You” The little ugly snake changed into a majestic dragon and pushed the crayfish down. He ate till his heart’s content. P.S- Cover art inspired by LinDu

Lullabybao · LGBT+
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275 Chs

Chapter 60 - Long In Rags

"Wow, my saviour is awesome," the woman whispered as she watched his lover fold origami.

Long watched their exchange from a distance. 'Who is this woman? Why is she so close to him?' jealous thoughts invaded his mind.

He shook his head, shaking away the dark thoughts. 'my lover only loves me,' he thought with a smile.

"Xia," he shouted as he happily rushed over.

All the woman folks gathered in the clearing gave him a vigilant look and surrounded his lover.

"Saviour run, we will deal with this man. We won't let anyone hurt you. Even if it costs our life," she shouted, putting his lover behind her back.

"Eh, what!" Xia whispered with a confused look. He could not sense what was going on. One second all the groups where sitting peacefully, then the next all of them surrounded him in a protective circle.

'But who are they protecting me from?' he thought with confusion.

His small frame was completely enveloped by the dozens of people. He could not see what was happening outside.

"Guys calm down, let me see," Xia said. But his mild voice was drowned by the hordes of 'Run away lord.' 'Saviour run,' shouts of the women.

Sighing, he retorted to jumping to glance around. In one jump he saw a man standing in the edge of the clearing. Next jump he saw that it was the little snake.

"Little snake!! You are back!!," he exclaimed. But none of his words registered in the poor, over protective humans surrounding him.

"Xia, what happened? Are you okay?" Long shouted, glancing at his lover. His head would pop up out of the crowd now and then.

"Hey, I know him." Long said, trying to convince the furious crowd.

They gave him a sceptical look and glanced at him up and down. His burly figure with his somehow torn shirt was exposed to other scrutinising vision.

'This pervert. How could he dress like that and expect us to believe him? I knew it our little lord is too beautiful he attracted a calamity,' the crazy crowd thought as they glanced down at him.

"Nope, you liar, our lord would not associate with the likes of you,.... you pervert," one human shouted in rage.

Long Aotian glance down at his attire. This was the first time in his lifetime that he was looked down as an undesirable person. In heaven's realm humans and demons used to throw themselves at him, hoping to just get a piece of his sleeve, but here.... here he was treated like a pervert.

'Was it my shirt? But Xia is the one who tore it,' he thought with a sigh.

He wanted to tease his lover a little more, so he wore the shirt he had on during their night tussle.

He sighed again. "Listen, Xia and I are..."

"Little Long, finally you are back," Xia screamed from the crowd. He literally had to push over everyone to reach him.

Little long hugged him and whispered, "What is going on? They are calling me a pervert," he said.

"Oh, maybe because of this," Xia giggled, holding up the torn piece of his shirt.

"Then you should explain who did this wonderful deed," Long whispered into his ears.

Xia flushed red. "Naughty," he whispered and pulled him away. He turned back to the confuse crowd and said, "This is Little Long, and he is not a pervert. He also helped save you all,"

"Oh," the crowd murmured amongst themselves with a guilty look.

One brave girl blushed as she walked up to Long. "Sorry sir, we mistook you for a pervert," she said glancing at his torn shirt.

Long pulled his lapels together, but it was not able to hide his abs or his chiselled chest. Suddenly a red coat was draped on his shoulders. His lover helped pull his shirt with a small smirk.

"Next time dress properly," he whispered and walked away.

Long Aotian watched his lover's back as he walked away. 'Oh, is he jealous?' he thought with a small smirk. Pink bubbles filled his eyes as he glanced at his cute little lover interact with the silly humans.

'So kind, beautiful, precious, Se...'

"Hey, aren't you going to help fold cranes," a young woman dressed in pink stood before him. She had her hands on her hips and was pouting.

"I don't... know how?" he said with a confuse look.

'This woman she was just now so chummy with his little crayfish. Who is she?' he thought as he glanced down at the midget.

Her face looked very familiar. 'Where have I seen her?' he thought with his hand son his chin.

'Aha, this is the woman that was called princess Felia, that shopkeeper even tried to sell her painting to his lover,' Long conclude his thoughts.

The little woman still glared at him watching his shoulder from time to time.

Long pulled Xia's coat closer and huffed.

'This woman is trying to steal my man,'

Big shout out to Scumotaku, System, lilycarter, mariyanella, orcar, dragoness, Likethelyka, book guardian, and all the new readers.

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