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This Crayfish is not edible

Xia Che was a crayfish monster that cultivated to become a human, but from then on he was the epitome of unlucky. But because he was friends with a Koi fish, he was able to escape his predicament. One fine day the Koi fish disappeared and our silly little crayfish lost his luck. He was all alone for many years until an ugly snake landed on his lap. The snake turned out to have exponential luck. Xia che: “Let me pet you today as well little worm. I want to trip on a pot of gold.” He rubbed the coarse scales of the snake. Long Aotian: ‘How dare you try to pet this majestic dragon,’ he bit his offending hands and squirmed. Xia che: “Stop squirming little worm, I might cook you for dinner instead. I heard humans say that snakes are good for your liver.” Long Aotian: “You....You” The little ugly snake changed into a majestic dragon and pushed the crayfish down. He ate till his heart’s content. P.S- Cover art inspired by LinDu

Lullabybao · LGBT+
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275 Chs

Chapter 17 - Naughty Dream

Long Aotian saw the naked beast was sleeping in the bath tub like a log. 'He is unconscious in the bathtub? It will be dangerous for him' he thought and swam closer to his torso. His slithering body touched Xia che's naked form. He blushed at this. 'This stupid guy, Look at the things i have to do for him' he thought as he climbed up the beast's torso.

"Waakke up" he hissed as he slapped the beast with his tail. The beast remained unmoving to this and snored loudly. 'Why is he sleeping like a log? Let me try hitting him again' he thought and slapped the beast again. The beast just moaned.

'Eh, why is he moaning?' Confused, Long Aotian swam a little closer to him. The beast seemed to be moaning and moving around little bit. His back was arched and his skin was flushed red.

"Mnnn" the beast moaned. Long Aotian's body got beet red at this. "Stooop... stop noises," he hissed as he slapped the offending beasts face.

{Xia che opened his eyes to a beautiful naked man. He was sitting with him in the bath tub. 'Wow, such a beauty. This guy is even more beautiful than Yukiya' he thought as he gazed at the man. The man narrowed his seductive peach eyes and said "Xia my love." He started biting his alluring lips and moaned "I want you, Xia che." The man held Xia che's hands to his face and cuddled face on it softly.

"I want you soo much" he repeated as he kissed his palms. Xia che moved a little and touched the man's beautiful raven hair. It was spread outside the tub like a flowing river.

'Snap out of it. Why the hell do I think this man is seductive ah' Xia che thought as he came out of his trance.

"Hey, who are you? What are you doing here?" Xia che called as he got out of the bath tub. 'Why the hell am i naked too?' he thought as he tried covering his intimated with his hand. The naked man laughed at this.

"Me? I'm your lover," The naked man said as he pulled him into the bath tub again. Xia che fell into tub with a splash. He gasped out of the water when the guy pulled him forward to his naked form.

"Lover! I don't have any lover. And I don't like men" Xiao Xia screamed at the stupid man.

"You do now. Hahaha," the man wildly laughed at that and he caressed his leg. His hands gradually move up towards his torso.

"Mnn, stop touching there" Xia che moaned when he felt the man's rough hands caressing his belly.

"Why? Why shouldn't I, I am your lover after all" the beautiful man smirked as he slapped him on his chest.

"Ahh" he shivered in pain and pleasure.

The naked man slapped him again and laughed wildly. His resonating voice sent shivers thought his body. 'Ahh, mommy i think i am broke,' Xia che thought when his JJ started pulsing.

"You feel that. You get so turned on when i touch you and you say that you don't like men" The man lightly touched his JJ. A different kind of pain started throbbing underneath.

"Please... please" He pleaded as his back arched.

"What do you want? Tell me and ill satisfy you" the beautiful man said.

"I....I" Xia che stammered.} A strong slap to his face woke him up.

The beast woke up with a start. He started looked around frantically. "Xiaaaa" Long Aotian hissed as he slapped the beast again.

"Little son?" he called and hid his face with his hands.

Xia che was mortified. 'I can't believe I had a wet dream. And my partner WAS A MAN!' he screamed internally. Thinking back it was too good to be true."But he was very beautiful though," he whispered softly into his hands.

"Whoo...." the little snake hissed. "Ah, little son its nothing. It's nothing" he waved his hands with a guilty smile on his face. 'Thank god my son doesn't understand these things' Xia che thought as he let out a breath.

"Little son, what are you doing here?" he questioned, holding the little snake in his hands.

"Curee" the cute little snake hissed. He swam towards a blue flower that was floating on the bath water. The little snake held the flower in his mouth and swam back to him.

"Oh cutie, you bought me a flower. I Love you soo much son" Xia che lifted the little snake to his face and kissed his little nostrils. The snake stiffened up and hissed at him.

"Baby, why are you hissing at daddy" Xia che pitifully looked at the little snake.

"Cureeee" he hissed and handed the flower in his mouth to him. Xia che took the flower from his mouth and took a closer look at it.

"Oh it a Relius flower. Did you bring to cure daddy's upset stomach? That's so cutee" he squealed and hugged the little snake close.

A short but saucy chapter (>●<)

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