The Soviet Union in the sengoku era

When Noata showed the village chief the noble seal they were reluctant to let them in.

" Ok we will let you in only on one condition " said the village with a huge smirk on his face

Noata wanted to sock the village chief in the face but he knew how fragile villagers were and a village this big since it has frickin guards it definitely belongs to someone and he doesn't want to offend someone, it's better to be surrounded by friends than enemies.

" what is it i hope it isn't a big request and let it be doable as you can see me and my men are tired " noata with some frustration, why does he have to be so respectful to mere villagers they plow the earth and they are weak they have never once experience war, because of soldiers like us who fight for our lords, that they get to sit back and relax in the comfort of their own home while we the soldiers have to do all the dirty work.

With this thought this made noata want to slaughter the villagers.

" all you have to do is pray to our god Biggu Papa 42 " the village chief said

Noata was stunned he has heard of this god before they say he created this world for the entertainment of other people. I think they were called readers, they also say that he knows every chapter to any person's lives, they say he's writing chapters to any person's lives as we speak.

' it wouldn't hurt to pray to such an almighty being ' as noata said that he got on his knees and prayed.

The men behind noata were shocked: why would their strong and atheist captain pray to such a thing, how does he know he exists, why does he think he exists, questions like these flashed through their minds.

Unbeknownst to them Biggu Papa 42 or bigdaddy42 was listening to everything from the comfort of his own computer currently typing out a novel for fans on google docs called " They Call Me Madara " only to upload it to Web Novel.

" i'm breaking the fourth wall a little too much right ? " as he said that if he turned towards the position a camera would be if this were an anime, asking a question to nobody.

" oh shit i should upload quickly the fans are going to think i dropped the novel "

POV Hashirama

As I see the guy whose ass was pierced with a pike my ass tightens. I feel pity for him, his expression was that of pain, so this is human huh.

POV end

POV Tobirama

As I see noata praying which is weird, noata has been a hard core atheist. He's done things that would get him sent to the deepest parts of hell.

He's slaughtered the old and weak hell he's even killed children younger than me even babies for that matter, now when I see him praying to a god that isn't even that great, what has he done ? yes he created the world but for what, entertainment not just for himself but for other people.

Isn't that a bad god? Why is Noata Praying to him, what is he even praying about?

Some time passed by some time i mean a whole fifteen minutes, after that noata stood up and that was it.

" I'm done praying to your god now can you let us into your village " Noata said with his usual serious composure.

The village chief smiled in satisfaction " welcome to Biggu Papa 42 village our crops are the best in the whole of japan all thanks to our lord and savior Biggu Papa 42 " the village chief said in a fanatical tone

When noata and his men came into the village they were shocked nothing in here looks Japanese If people from the modern era were to look at the inside of the village they would shout in a very racist tone " RUSSIA "

The food that they ate looked like liverwurst some like Kvass which was made from rye bread and other things russain.

As Noata and the others came in the villagers prepared a feast russain style while shouting in a russain accent " FOR ZA MOTHERLAND " they did a whole march and everything

When they brought the food every ware looked like a party some people shouted " еда " which means food in russain

' what is this village' was probably the thought of all the people who were with noatas group some people brought noata and his group Sausage.

" umm and what is this SaW zag3 made out of " Noata said with terrible mispronunciation

" well Just pig intestestins and ground meat " a female said with a smile on her face as if it was good food.

when noata and his group heard this they wanted to puke, Intestines and Intestines that came from filthy swine in fact do they not know that disease exists.

" Are you trying to kill us with your so called 2Aw z4age " One man from noata group spoke up, i mean this is made out of pigs, pigs are filth of the earth in fact pigs eat anything even shit, noata and his men knew this well if this is made out pig then they will get sick, that was there mind set.

" Guys i'm sorry if we appear to be rude it's just that we had a really bad day and we are not hungry if you will excuse us we shall go to out courters and rest " Tobirama stepped in before this could become an argument, ' such a village with plentiful food and water and plenty of women to ' Tobirama thought inwardly with a sneer.

As he was directed towards where they would be sleeping for the night since he didn't know the way to the quarters, they were very simple yet brilliant it was the shape of a abnormally small house there about 20 of them that could house three people each, as he was approaching the house that he chose , noata came up from behind him " Hey Tobirama nice save there if it wasn't for you we would have had conflict and have to sleep on the dirt literally "

A/N: yes im russain BIG REVEAL i know well not really russain i was born in russia but after i reached the age of 2 i moved to america and lived there so i don't know a single word of russain im 13 now almost 14