A Pun Time (Due to Health Issues of the Author/Narrator)

KH Pick Up Lines: 1. Wanna share a paopu fruit?

2. I'm Oblivion, you're Oathkeeper, but I can make Two Become One.

3. Our relationship is Now in Development.

4. I know you aren't Xion, 'cuz I'd never forget you.

5. Take my Keyblade and do your thing.

Memes(ish): 1. *Background shows house on fire. *foreground shows little girl with devious look. Girl: They said no Kingdom Hearts for my birthday. Luckily I knew Mega Flare.

2. Sora always looks for his friends. His world disappears and he still doesn't give a fuck about his parents.

3. Loki: I have an army! Tony Stark: I have Hulk. Cid: we have Sora. Sora: I have a whole bunch of Keyblade swinging friends. Your argument is invalid.

4. *Shows pic of Sora and friends. You came to the wrong neighborhood, motha fucka!

5. Politics are like Kingdom Hearts: You never know what the fucking hell is going on. You fight over health, then you have Donald.

What only stupid people say during Kingdom Hearts:

1. I'm definitely not going to get attacked by a heartless at the least expected moment.

2. Kingdom Hearts isn't sad. Especially the ending of 358/2 Days!

3. Atlantica is an amazing world!

4. Lingering Will is an easy boss!

5. Roxas is somebody. So is Axel and all of the rest of Orginization XIII.

What? The author/narrator is better? Thank fucking God! I couldn't take much more of this! I was running out of funny KH things. Readers, the author does not feel stupid anymore so the next chapter will be real. Thank you!