3 The Third

"Fuck it. I'm just gonna go try and find Riku. Can't mess with 'em 'cuz it'll mess up the plot, but I can talk to 'im," Aiden the Asshole announced. "Hey! You shut your dirty whore mouth, ya fuckin' asshole!"

Aiden bought some more supplies and equipped them. He put three Hi-Potions at the top and Elixirs at the bottom so he would use the Potions first.

"How the h*ll do you know my tactic?!?!"

'Cuz I used the same fucking thing! And I made you! Fucking stupid asshole. Anyway, he got ready to set off for Hollow Bastion (previously known as Radiant Garden but was taken over by darkness). He knew he might find Riku there. He could talk to Riku before he became Ansem. Hey! Why'd you choose Riku before Kairi?

"'Cuz 'a you, dumbass! You're the one who made the fuckin' book!"

Yup. And I feel like we should start with Kairi, but I don't feel like it. :p

"Dumbass."

Asshole.

"Hold on! How do I make a Gummi ship?!"

Here. I'll write you with some Gummi Blocks in your inventory, jackass.

"(-_-') Why'd you have to be so smart, anyway."

'Cuz I didn't attempt suicide for no reason.

"Uh, that doesn't make any sense."

Neither do you, but look where you are now. You can't see me. Hehe.

"Dumbass"

Asshole. Just look in your fucking inventory. There are some Gummi blocks in there. Then you can walk out of the world and make yourself a dumb ass Gummi Ship. Those things suck in the cirst game, but they really improved in the second one.

"Damn straight."

No. You're gay.

"Yup. I'm happy to the extreme!"

Smartass

"Look who's fucking talking! Dumbass."

Can you just fucking build your stupid-ass spaceship so we can fucking get on with the story?! We wanna talk to everybody before Sora goes through his thirty hours of gameplay and semi-saves the worlds. Jesus Christ. Asshole.

"Jerkoff" The Vulgar Asshole King opened up the menu and pressed "Items."

Stupid. You have to be in space to open the Gummi Garage.

"Shut up, dumbass! I'm just making sure I actually have the Gummi Blocks."

Wtfe (what the fuck ever). Just hurry your fucking ass up.

"Again, I'm a virgin."

I wouldn't doubt it, you being unpopular and fucking all.

"*growls."

Anyway, I hope your design is axelly good for once. See what I did there?

"That pun was Terra-ble. See what I did?"

I would tell you that there was no more story to the entire book, but that would be Heartless. Nobody appreciates it when you cancel something like this.

"Very punny. Oops. That pun was an Axeldent. *laughs."

We are so fucking stupid. We might be stupider than Goofy.

"Nobody's that stupid. Come on. Let's take the pins that Nobody likes into space and to another world."

I swear. We're both stupid. Like, really stupid.

"Don't get depressed about it. I have a joke. Kairi and Riku lost Sora in a crowd of people. Kairi says, 'How are we gonna find Sora?' Riku cups his hands around his mouth and yells, 'I am giving in to the darkness!' Sora yells back, 'Riku, no!' 'That's how,' says Riku."

So stupid, so stupid...

"Hey man! You're supposed to narrate the fucking book!"

So stupid, so stupid...

Hello. Backup narrator here! Due to vagina malfunctions- huh? Oh. Sorry, speech malfunctions, the chapter will be ended before it's supposed to and hopefully the author will be fine by tomorrow. Thank you!