Chapter 99 Damn, Superman
Chapter 99 Damn, Superman
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When Deadpool noticed something peculiar about Leon, he deliberately approached him.
"You're not really Cyclops, huh?"
"Let me take a wild guess about your origin."
"After all, as the producer, I should know which actors were hired."
Deadpool, originally known for breaking the fourth wall, found himself intrigued when he discovered Leon, who seemed like a character from a whole new world.
Leon, slightly bewildered, reminded him, "Are you still up to your usual antics?"
This momentarily hushed Deadpool, but soon he couldn't resist asking Leon again, "I knew you weren't Cyclops. That guy has to wear glasses, or else he can't control his power. It's really weak."
Leon quipped, 'Isn't that what I said before?'
Despite the constant banter, being with Deadpool meant never feeling lonely but always annoyed; this guy simply didn't know how to be quiet.
Finally on the plane.
Don't bother asking why there are planes and where it came from.
Once everyone was on board, they headed to a location Deadpool had scouted in advance.
Restlessness persisted, and Deadpool started again, shouting, "Although I've been asked to join X-Men before."
True, it hadn't been too long since Colossus fulfilled his wish and brought Deadpool into the X-Men.
But, truth be told, this X-Men setup was a bit pitiful. Only four individuals made up the entire team—Colossus, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Deadpool, and a newcomer named Yukio.
Just four people.
Someone even complained, "It's like being an intern."
Turns out, he wasn't even officially part of the team.
Deadpool, oblivious to the comments, continued, "But it's not right to stick with X-Men as the team name. X-Men (male) doesn't discriminate against women."
Playing with words, Deadpool spelled out 'X-Men,' emphasizing 'Men,' and dived into memes.
And he already had a new team name in mind: "That's why we're calling it the X-Force."
Huh?
Leon looked at Deadpool with a serious expression, choosing to keep his thoughts to himself.
The blunt girl retorted, "Don't you think it's a bit of a copycat move?"
The reason being that DC already had a Task Force X, right?
Apart from the difference of one character, at least in terms of Chinese characters, there was only a single character difference—other almost identical.
But Deadpool wasn't entirely to blame; Marvel indeed had an X-Force team.
Most of these people were on that team, and Cable, their current foe, was once the team's leader.
Leon had a faint feeling that he was watching a movie.
Well, he admitted that he had actually seen the movie, and after gaining information about the world, he knew which universe it was.
But he kept silent. Since receiving information from this world earlier, he continued to absorb more about it.
Understanding this universe was essential for mastering the power of the Heart of the Universe, and enduring Deadpool's chatter seemed a small price to pay for that knowledge.
"Okay, everyone, we're here, ready to jump." Before he knew it, the plane had flown to the other side of the city where Deadpool had marked on the map. He stood in front of the cabin door and shouted.
As the only ordinary person in the team, Peter finally started to feel a bit uneasy.
"Is this really happening?" he wondered aloud.
"Wait a minute, doesn't it seem too windy outside?" Peter shouted, expressing concern about the gusty weather. It's a well-known fact that windy conditions can significantly impact airplanes, especially during skydiving.
No one in their right mind would choose to skydive in such unpredictable weather unless they had a fearless approach to death. And, well, Deadpool is exactly that—he's not afraid of death, simply because he can't die even if he wants to.
Despite this, Deadpool hadn't considered the welfare of the others. He had recklessly piloted the team into such weather, finding it exhilarating. Now, he continued to urge and shout, "Even if you don't jump into the wind, it won't get any smaller. So, hurry up! Jump off with me."
"What logic?" Peter questioned the questionable decision.
"Although it won't get smaller if you don't jump in the wind, you don't have to die if you don't jump," Leon commented, shaking his head. He couldn't tolerate Deadpool for too long and decided to take action, striding decisively toward the hatch.
Deadpool, always full of praise, remarked, "Look at our... oh, what should I call you now?"
Leon didn't bother to respond and jumped out immediately. "Tsk! Shut up," he muttered.
Suddenly, a startled roar erupted behind him, "Wait a minute, he didn't bring a parachute?"
It turned out Leon didn't have a parachute at all, and he had jumped off without one. Even Deadpool was stunned, "Wait, does he think he's Captain America (the opening scene of Captain America 2, where Captain America jumped without a parachute, it also has a meme about it, so let's talk about it)? But where's his shield?"
Even Deadpool's abundance of memes was overwhelming; the team couldn't take it any longer. One by one, they voluntarily approached the door and jumped from both sides of Deadpool. Even Peter was pulled over by Deadpool and kicked.
Finally, it was Deadpool's turn. Fearless as always, he executed a backflip and jumped out.
Upon exiting the cabin, they all realized the wind was exceptionally strong today. However, there was no turning back, and they could only bite the bullet and continue their descent.
Soon, someone noticed something amiss. Leon had disappeared, and a man in dark blue tights and a red cloak appeared near the team. It was Leon. He had changed into this outfit and purposely flown to Deadpool's side.
"You know who I am, now?" Leon asked.
"Damn it, Superman? Superman?" Deadpool shouted excitedly, "I love you so much; I want to give you a baby."
Leon flew away, unimpressed. Deadpool muttered to himself, "Isn't Superman blue-eyed? Now How did he become Asian? But it's fortunate that it's Superman; if it were Batman, it would be bad, after all, a comparison from DC, a dark one."
"Are you too embarrassed to say that DC is too dark?" Leon shook his head and said, "I'll control the car first," then swiftly flew away.
In an effort to avoid Deadpool's incessant muttering, Leon had to completely turn off his superhearing. Even the speed of his departure left a series of sonic booms, underscoring the power of Deadpool's mouth cannon. The real issue was that Deadpool not only talked but also cracked jokes and made cheap comments, making it unbearable for those around him.
Leon struggled to find a response to Deadpool's banter and felt he couldn't engage in meaningful conversation. With Leon's speed and strength, he quickly flew over the target's convoy from a distance. Peering down at the two escort cars, he flew directly from the side, delivering a swift kick that sent them tumbling over.
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