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The Scrummy Bummy Lore

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage. The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms. The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path. Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel. In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

ImmenseEgg · Realistic
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69 Chs

Looking for the Juicy Drop

once Jos cot had finished consuming the M I L K mmm!

once Jos cot had finished consuming the spicy malicey he made sure to lick his fingers lick his thumb he ate his entire hand and licked his elbow but not before rolling up his sleeves like a dapper say come say "ok guys let's get ready thaaaaankyou!" and he licked his shoulders rather than dusting them, a truly no handed sir!

it was only then that the well spoken bladder of his cried out in not pain nor ectasy, but instead in alert, making Jos cot put his hands on his head in distress!

"where is toilet now!" Jos cots spaceship was in the middle of space and for various reasons, his spannersship's toilet was blocked! gosh darn what is a cheese and pesto lover to do in this situation, he faced the direction that his ships engines were facing and peed increasing the ships speed beyond the speed of time!

it was only at this speed where he slipped past the constraints of time did his bladder once again cry out in alert...but this was different.

in heaven barisherab Boi Boi and Reec aloe Vera angleas milky langleas felt a resonance of 69 hz in their bladders and nodded to each other in approval rolling up their sleeves and rubbing their forearms together untill they became quasars.

"it seems that Jos cot is still searching for the cheese and pesto pasta and that we were able to pick up on this information thanks to the fact that it was his pee that propelled him to such a speed sufficient to emit waves of such long range!" bathtub boi Boi observed, to which Reece nodded come say "innit"

the two tucked their trousers over their shoulders, spun around 5,000 times in a Planck second and looked outside the window of their rotunda to see thatbit was raining 60 metric litres of water above them at all times for the next 56 years.

I LOVE MILK I LOVE IT I ABSOLOUTLY LOV IT I WANT ITI DRINK IT AL DAY AND LOBE MILKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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