Dreaming of Aldi
sour cabbage in the urethra, holy fuc.
Banana Republic Boy was finally at Aldi once again, a blessed land of the most desirable and splendid items. But there was only one thing on canvas painting of New York in the bed room boy's mind at the moment.
17p fizzy lemonade from Aldi's homebrand. a delectable concoction; the elixir of life and the carbonated bane of all ailments!
index finger in the eyesocker boy was so relieved that he was at Aldi he cried and went to the toilet to empty Nelson mandela's bladder.
after exactly 60 minutes, he came back to pick up a bottle of 17p lemonade and thought "wowieee should I buy two of these? No, two probably won't fit in my bag, @ #-@?3 @ 5463 £+@??3 -9££@?! _7') #+85 goddamn!!!1!!!! delicious melon gif FUK!
he took the bottle of the delicious melon gif 2 the bottle of the lemonade to the payout who had a sinister smile. he scanned the lemonade...come say "that'll be..."
chandelier boy was basking in the glory, in any second now he will hand over the mere 17p required for the potion of immortality, the Aldi lemonade, and gain eternal honour! he could finally fill up Martin Luther king's ballsac when the cashier laff.
"that'll be 70p..."
As though many millennia had passed, the walls of Aldi suddenly became aged and grey with the previous heavenly shine absent...the ground separated, being ripped apart in real time causing the ceiling to collapse on portable charger boy's head.
"Halp help holp help hulp halp holp!"
bathtub boy awoke in floral bedsheets and looked through the floral curtains to see the sun rising up. His £1 coin had been converted to 83p, and his room was bathed in a golden glow...there was the homebrand, 17p Aldi lemonade.
"thank god, the 70p lemonade was just a nightmare!..."
Swear to god if the co-op doesn't lower the price of their homebrand SHIT lemonade below 70p, enough to buy four...FOUR of Aldi's heavenly homebrand huckleberry sauce, I'm going to go to the grandaddy of the co-op aaaand I'm gonna put their collar bones in a blender. 70p for homebrand lemonade just not acceptable FCK OUTTA HERE
guys please dont ever go to albi at night its very scary youll comea across something frightening believe me