Commentatiors booth.

Why does the tag Albus Dumbledore/Rubeus Hagrid exists? Actually, why does the tag Albus Dumbledore/Anyone exists?

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Sirius looked at the crowd of fleeing students with little interest. Luna was still sitting on his lap and using her Wand and the Elder Wand to knit herself a scarf. It was made of several too bright colors to be normal - Sirius could only recognize yellow and blue, he could not name the others.

After Izuku hit a piece of metal towards Bang, he calmly continued to jump between the robots and break their heads. Sirius thought he had seen a similar style of fighting somewhere before, but decided to think about it later.

Todoroki confidently followed Izuku closer to earth, using his ice to freeze the robots and the ground beneath his feet. He was followed by several students from class 1-A, class 1-B was in the middle of the race, but they actively helped each other to overcome obstacles. Gin and Mei were running next to each other and laughing like crazy. Black was sure that with every step Gin took, a silver explosion appeared under her feet.

'Is she manipulating metal shavings to give herself a boost in speed? Cool.'

<Midnight looks lovely in her Hero Costume.> Luna said.

But Sirius frowned at the words.

<I don't like that it's called a Costume. It makes it feel like the Heroes are more of a model for the public than an assistant to the law. Suit sounds much nicer.>

The catgirl turned in his arms and looked into his green eyes.

<Are you sure it's not because you want to scream: "Where's my Super-Suit?!" right?>

<I don't know what you're talking about, I'm literally a walking Super Suit.>

Aizawa coughed into his fist and glared at the idiots in the commentary booth.

<If you're done, we've got something interesting going on.>

Sirius returned his gaze to the Obstacle Course, where three Zero Pointers lay on the ground. The head of the first was destroyed, and the remaining two lay covered with a layer of ice.

<Don't tell me there are students under that.>

<Well. . .>

Kirishima burst out from under the metal body with a furious scream. Right behind him appeared Tetsutetsu, whose silver skin protected him from the blow. There was a strange similarity between the two guys, not only in Quirks but also in their attitude to life. When classes first started, Sirius checked the history and family of his students, so he knew that both teenagers had only one shared predecessor seven generations ago.

'Seven. If this number is to blame, I'm gonna flip.'

<Kirishima of 1-A and Tetsutetsu of 1-B were trapped under the rubble! What an easy exit! Or should I say hard one?>

Hizashi's three colleagues didn't even squeak at his joke.

<Oh, come on! That was funny!>

<If you don't stop, I will personally come to your house and move all your furniture just two centimeters to the West so that you hit your toes at night. That or I will rip your entire nervous system out of your body. Your choice.>

Mic didn't answer for a couple of seconds, considering his options.

<Can you even do that?>

<I know where you live.>

<That's not- oh, fine! No more puns! Moreover, our students have already reached the second barrier! And if the first barrier was a piece of cake?! How about the second!>

In front of U.A. students, there were many flying stone islands of different sizes. They were connected with steel ropes of various thicknesses, with which the students could reach the islands.

<The Fall! Originally, this huge canyon was supposed to have stone towers, but thanks to our beloved Black, they have become flying islands!>

""THAT'S NOT HELPING!!!"" There were angry voices of students.

Sirius spotted Yamato in the crowd near the islands and smiled. The boy registered Support Gear, which helped him keep in contact with water. But he was too far behind the other students to have any chance of winning.

Izuku, meanwhile, jumped from island to island, until his next jump caused the island to fall like a meteorite. Fortunately, he managed to react and jump over to the next island. The first one remained hanging not on the Magic of Sirius, but on the ropes that supported the island in the air.

The students looked with horror at the islands before their eyes, afraid even to touch the ropes. Sirius leaned into the microphone with an evil smile.

<Ah yes, I forgot to mention. Some islands are just frozen in the air until the first touch. Or the fifth. Hmm, I don't remember what restrictions I put on them. Oh, well, I think everything will work out just fine! And don't worry it's absolutely safe!>

"FUCK YOU, BLACK!" Izuku screamed.

<Oi! The kids are watching, so keep it PG!>

When the rest of the members started crossing the canyon, Midoriya, Todoroki, and Bakugo - where did he come from? - already approached the third barrier.

Gin and Mei put on a show from the second obstacle, showing all of Japan their gadgets. People shied away from them like the plague because of this, but who could blame them? Sirius wouldn't want to stand next to their possibly explosive inventions either.

The people in the seats began to discuss the favorites of the race. As soon as they heard that Shoto was the son of Hero Number Two, they immediately dismissed his talent as something to be expected. Sirius didn't like it. It reminded him too much of his time as Harry.

The memories of the old name stabbed painfully in his heart, but Sirius swallowed the hurt and continued to watch the race. He can deal with it later. . . Yes later.

<The leaders are still in the lead while everyone else is huddled a little behind! Our racers don't know how many people will make it through the qualifying round, so they should hurry up!>

Izuku finally stood at the start of the third barrier and frowned, not seeing anything obvious on the long sandy path in front of him.

<And our leader had reached the final barrier! That is to say, this minefield- what is he doING-?!>

Before Mic could finish speaking, Izuku ran across the field, not even paying attention to the mines that exploded under his feet. With every third step, an explosion appeared under his feet that tore at his pants, but Midoriya didn't even slow down.

<How?! I know these mines can't kill a man, but they should at least knock him back!>

Sirius laughed and wiped his tears as he pulled the microphone towards him.

<It's Midoriya, he can tank Bang Silverfang's punches, something that even I couldn't achieve! Such explosions are nothing to him!>

Todoroki and Bakugo couldn't use the same strategy and opted for slow and steady.

Behind the leaders - who were already in the middle of the field, and Izuku almost at the very end - Asui jumped to those places that already had footprints. Uraraka swallowed the lump in her throat and stripped herself of gravity before asking Iida to throw her forward.

Some of the students worked in tandem, some worked alone, but everyone had a common goal - to win.

<Looks like Midoriya will take first place this year! Oooh, I've got goosebumps!>

But seeing that Izuku had made it this far without the Quirk, something inside Bakugo snapped.

"Oi, half 'n half. Put a wall between us if you don't want to die."

Shoto didn't have time to say anything before Katsuki jumped into the air and put his hands behind his back.

"AP SHOT: BOOST!"

The explosive teenager clenched his fists and, hoping for the best, exploded. Two compressed explosions/beams fired from his hands and knocked Bakugo forward.

<Whoa! Is that even allowed?>

Todoroki listened to his classmate's advice and that's the only reason he wasn't blinded by the sight.

"DEKUUUUU!"

Bakugo was moving at such a speed that he was able to overtake Izuku and try to cross the finish line in mere seconds before the green-haired teen could.

<Bakugo Katsuki tries to take the lead! I've never seen so many explosions in one place!>

But flying past Midoriya, he did not notice how the Broccoli Boi smirked and kicked a mine in Katsuki's direction.

The explosive collided with Bakugo and he lost his balance, finally feeling his palms burning from the force of the explosions and his muscles screaming with pain. He couldn't use his Quirk anymore and fell right in front of the finish line only to watch Deku run ahead of him and take first place from his hands.

<INCREDIBLE! I KNEW THE LITTLE LISTENER COULD DO IT! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HISTORY HAPPENED BEFORE YOUR EYES! FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER U.A. A QUIRKLESS PARTICIPANT WINS THE FIRST EVENT. WELCOME: MIDORIYA IZUKU!>

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In a cabin in the woods, one Battle Heroine's ear twitched at the words on TV. A huge smile appeared on her face and she turned around to look at the face of the teenager who caught her attention.

"Well, let's see how you handle the rest."