CH109: ".. I shot the Sheriff .."

Finishing with the extraction of the devil-fruit from Don-flamingo, and throwing him into the dumpster-hole in Dressrosa, I notify Rebecca and Viola about it, say my goodbye, and *teleport*.

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<Iv'e got an idea!> Infi suddenly interject, somehow entering play-mode in full-swing, suggesting <Do the bible story thingy, like that thing they did in Egypt, with the Jewish-slavery great-escape!!>.

'Damn, that's like, Wow, Infi, I now wish to do it in Holy-land, not here...' I think in stupor, trying to remember that story, remembering it just was 10 hits, of some natural disasters, but I can't pull it all of, or want to.

{Just do our verse of it! But it's not fun, just pure panic and war, you know} Junko says in a disapproving-tone.

'Raining frogs sounds super funny... Think about this place filled with frogs, it's goona be epic! ... But where can I find a million frogs? It sounds ludicrous...'.

(ow! ow! Iv'e got one!), Bi-Bi excited voice come after a long-silence, as all of us thinking about shenanigans we can pull-off here, (Put stereos all-over the place, hide it, and play music in super-high-volume!).

'Good one! Great, we got one, just need 9 more?' I say happily.

<Paint the flags! No, change the flags!!> Infi suggests, and we all agree.

[Bring paint-cans, and paint the whole building pink!!] Umi offers, and we agree to that as well.

[Change the lock on all the doors!] Beau say, and I respond 'I can just make them stuck, like pouring concrete', and she say [Yeah! Do that!], and all the girls agree as well, but I do realize a major-problem, saying 'but exterior-doors open inward' sadly.

[Then put a nail on the door!] Beau suggest, and we agree, thinking 'That's already a whole night of work... I'll go get paint, nails, and stereo-speakers... You choose a new flag, and a song meanwhile...], and *Teleport*.

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At Earth, I 'rob' few hangars from a company I know of, and leave the owner of the company a pile of gold-bricks in his house, making him even double-profit, as if he declare robbery, even though I paid him, he can steal the insurance money as well, so I make a note, and a video, planning to check upon the owner in the future, and *Teleport* back.

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<We finished six flags, what you think?> Infi tell me when I'm back to the sky, above Marineford, and I pull them out, seeing it's 'My little pony' flags, bursting in laughter from the humiliation it must be.

'We can just use them all, but there's many flags here, plus, a huge one, so you need to paint it faster' I comment, and they tell me they've got a fabric-printer there, making me relax and be amazed by how developed it's inside Infinity.

I go hypnotize the guards in the watching-towers, as they're a risk, and find out the place will begin to move at 6 in the morning, and start to move.

I begin with normal-houses, where normal-soldiers are, and asleep, nailing the doors to their threshold, and continue up, till I almost finish the whole place, and move to the next plan.

Outside the top of the fortress, I pour pink-paint on the walls, wasting buckets of paint, and then fly around the fortress, with a huge wood-plank, smearing the paint, till the whole outside is pink, and then fly to the middle-front, painting a huge pony.

The girls enjoy it so much, I know it's a great success just by the way they're acting, planning to video-cam the whole place tomorrow, from the Marines waking-up, from our music, till noticing my gifts for them.

While replacing the flags, I begin hiding stereos-speakers, in a certain circle, as I need to activate the remote-music in one button-press, and by the end of it, it's around 5 in the morning, and I assume that by 6 the place will begin to wake-up.

'We've got an hour...' I think, and Junko complains {I wanna do something too! Maybe.. Maybe.. OHHH! Change your look to that of an admiral, scream to normal-soldiers stupid commands!!}, and I smirk, but a bit worried, yet accept, as the girls start shouting stupid ideas, totally agreeing with her.

'So you come out when it's time, take the camera from me, and video me doing it?' I ask, and Junko happily say {Yeah!}, but Infi tell her <No, better let Bijo-Mu, who can change her look, do it>, but she respond {I can become a small bird!}, and I don't mind who will do it anyway.

[Let's go kidnap the cutie!!] Beau suddenly say, and I'm stuck in place, in stupor, ready to refuse, but suddenly Bi-Bi and Junko agree with her, and I get a headache, asking 'What's going on?'.

I sit on top of a watch-tower, focusing on my energy, who flow into Infinity, and feel like a bird, flying in the sky, slowly descending, till I find a beautiful castle, and on the rooftop, a few blurred women sit, and just before I'm losing my concentration inside, I hear a laughter, seeing just a bright-smile, and Infi say <Yeah, we're all drunk!>, and *fwoosh*, I'm back outside.

'Not fair' I think, pondering if to call them out, or just do their plan, and let them feel remorse tomorrow, of how stupid it is, and smirk-evilly.

Outside the house I know the marine-woman is, I enter through a window, but in a mere second she wakes-up, take a weapon, and look all around the place, in suspicion.

{Tentacle attack!}, (Yeah! Tentacle attack!), Junko and Bi-Bi push my buttons, and even Beau and Umi join them.

The marine-girl go and sit on a chair, and I watch her beginning to take her clothes off, kinda excited, thinking 'For a man... With an invisibility ability... That's the first time I sneak into a woman who gets naked... If I didn't had such a huge harem, I would've suspected my manhood...', and the girls burst laughing, enjoying the amazing show with me.

I sit down on the floor, at the corner of the room, pondering about what to do now, planning to leave, when suddenly, the marine-girl jump, grab the gun, and gaze onto me, like she can see me, and I'm half-panic-half-aroused.

'That's so sexy!!!' I shout in my head, looking at her, 'that red-lingerie, with that red-high-heels, that half-torn-black-leggings, that black-choker on her neck, and that thong, that miniature-thong, that barely hide her sweet pussy... And with this eyes, and gun... Yummy!'.

She quickly relax, letting me know she just heard a noise, probably, and begin taking her lingerie off, all off, except the black-leggings, the black-choker, and her golden-bracelet, looking like a war-goddesses, and my dick is stone-hard.

'One of you, must come, or I'll devour her!!' I ask them in a demanding voice, but get a drunk-laughs back, and Junko say {If you tentacle her, I'll come!}.

'GRRRRR...', I roar in my head, seeing her already with new lingerie on, beginning to wear a red-dress, and I gather lots of energies, and in the moment she's unaware, unprepared, I shoot tentacles, lots of tentacles, all over her.

The tentacles loop around her body, locking her in place, and with my already-lustful-mind, and the provocations I already got, the tentacles are effected, and way too much, as they touch her in indecent places.

Two tentacles reach for her nipples, pinching them hard, while another loop around her leg, rubbing against her pussy, pushing against her underwear, dry-fucking her.

She try to shout, and just then, I create a space-barrier, not letting sounds escape the place, and even shove a tentacle into her mouth, and my arousal reach peak-high.

{Okay...}, Junko say, and Materialize, "Okay... Sorry... Let her off now".

I look at Junko, who go to the marine-girl, tying her with a strong-tape, locking her body, legs, and also her mouth, till she can't move, only wiggle on the ground, and come back to me.

I turn visible, in a costume, not wishing to let her recognize me, but Junko whispers "too late for that", talking about the fact that I already did way too much here, way overboard, losing my 'touch', as soon I will execute a plan, and this girl can't stay here now.

"So... Put her with the girls? Prison?" I ask, while playing with Junko'-bosom, who's in a sexy bra, and notice she put a black-choker on, just like that girl, and she whispers to me "Let her see us... But, I wanna see you, just erase her memories later", and she grab her bosom in excitement, lower her body, and boob-job me, while adding licks every time.

I stand up, letting Junko run her soft-bosom up and down, and I decide to 'up-a-notch', while seeing the tied-up-girl looking at us in shock, plus, Junko tongue just tease me, not taking it in her mouth really.

... "AHHHHHHH, NO! YES! MMMMMMM" Junko scream, as tentacles tease her whole body, just like I did to the girl, 'punishing her' for teasing me, and she orgasm, but suddenly look really shy, playing with her hair, give me a gaze, full of lust, and *slurp!*, swallow my dick into her mouth, sucking it, going at it with a technique that make me shiver.

"Yes! Yes! I fucking love it!!" I moan, on the verge of cumming, as Junko loop her tongue around my dick, piston her head back and forth, even shoving it so deep she gag.

I grab her head, shouting "HERE! MY LOVE!", and spray her mouth with my love,thinking 'not enough, that's not enough'.

I look at Junko, already turning her body, sitting on six, ready like a doggy, just missing the style, and in the moment I rip her thong, she looks back at me, smirking, and asks "It's so big, isn't it?", noticing me glaring at her bubbly-butt in excitement.

In one swing, I push my dick all the way inside of her, *slap* her butt softly, watching it wiggle, like a jelly, and say "The perfect size...", *Peng*, "For the perfect..", *PEng*, "Woman", *PENg*, *Slap*, *PENG.. PENG! Slap! PENG!! ... *.

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"MMMM" Junko moan out loud, in a sorry voice, as I take my dick out of her, as the plan must start already, and honestly, there's such a puddle of liquids here, it's really is a sexy sight to see.

"Look! Look!!" Junko smilingly whispers to me, while looking at the marine-girl, and I see her touching herself, jerking off, even creating a puddle of her own, and she see our gazes, turning red, so shy that I feel sorry for her, as I even forgot midway through she's there.

I go beside her, saying "don't worry, we ain't goona harm you really... just kinda... drunk? Never mind, what's your name?".

"Tashigi! RELEASE ME! NOW!!", she scream at me, with a shy face, while moving, sitting on her knees, and I help her do so, while making sure she' tied-up well.

I smile to Junko, who smiles back, and I open a space-portal, to Infinity, and Junko grab her, and go inside with her, waving 'bye bye' cutely.

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'Okay... It's a minute before six... Let's start the PARTY!', I shout in my head, to the half-asleep-girls, after finishing cleaning any evidence at Tashigi'-house, locking it up, and fly to the designated spot I made, with a camera in hand.

*Button press*, I press play, and the whole place echo the song we chose.

""Right about now NWA court is in full effect..."", the song begins to play, and I feel excited, like a movie-creator, who see his movie comes to life.

30 second later, the song fully begins, ""Fuck the police comin' straight from the underground..."", and I hear doors begin to be knocked-down, and marines run around in a mixture of shock and panic.

I keep filming the video, trying to capture the scenes who erupt around the place, hearing after another 80 seconds the song goes ""Fuck the police, fuck, fuck...Fuck the police, fuck, fuck..."", and a loud roar heard, taking over the sounds, from above the castle, "SHUT THAT MUSIC OFF RIGHT THIS SECOND!!!".

In that moment, when all eyes turn to the fortress, they witness it is painted pink, with a huge pony paint in the middle, and I see through the camera-lens more expressions than there's colors in the rainbow, as some smile, some angry, ... shock, panic, laughs, apathetic, shame, ... and the expressions keep on changing.

*Break!*, *Break!*, *...*, marines keep blasting their home'-doors, running outside, half-clothed, joining the messy mass, of the already crowded chaos.

""...But take off the gun so you can see what's up, And we'll go at it, punk, I'ma fuck you up..."", the song keeps running, over the unstoppable voices who can't keep shouting forever.

I fly up, filming the commanders, who stand on top of the fortress, shouting, and in the moment the top echelon start to shout, I *Button press*, pause the music, but some commander just shout "STOP IT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! FIND WHO THE FUCK DO THIS FUCKING FUCK SHIT ...".

Burst of unbreakable laughter explode from below, as that commander go berserk, spitting curses without any sense, purpose, or reason.

I take out a sniper-gun, aim to that commander, and *Bang!*, shoot him, *teleport* to a different location, close to the crowd below, as few blood-lust almost found me, and quickly *Button press*, playing the next song.

""I shot the sheriff... But I didn't shoot no deputy, oh no! Oooh! ..."", I smile happily, loving this reggae song, dancing while filming the crazy-scenes who happens before me.

'I got to somehow release this movie worldwide, wow, it's goona be the hottest thing in the world!' I think in joy, and see that after the short panic, seeing that the commander is okay, still shouting, even stronger than before, the crowd kinda love the song as well.

Speakers already half-broken, and soon they'll all be completely broken.

""... Read it in the news! .. I shot the sheriff .. Oh, Lord! But I swear it was in self-defense ..."", The music fade-down, and I hear Junko {Now! Now!}, and I help her materialize next to me, turning her invisible, and pass her the camera.

I decide to take my tail out, letting her hold it, so I can make her invisible, as I still need direct-touch with her, asking her to pay attention to people coming between us, and create an illusion on myself, as an army-commander I saw standing up in the castle, and kinda saw how he acts before.

... "HEY! YOU! BRING ME 10 KILO BANANA!! NO QUESTIONS ASKED! TO THE FORTRESS ROOF! RIGHT NOW! GO GO GO! GO ALREADY!!" I shout a stupid command to a bunch of soldiers, who panic from just seeing my face, saluting, and they run away to do that idiotic thing.

"YOU! YOU! AND ALL OF YOU! COME HERE!", I call a large group of soldiers nearby, "GO GUARD THE FORTRESS DOOR! DON'T LET ANYONE GET OUT OF THERE!", and they look confuse, so I release a bit of king-haki, and they run off.

'That was just stupid, not funny' I think, letting the girls know I ain't goona keep with the stupid commands they told me to shout, but suddenly, I remember the huge-bell, smile for a second, and begin gathering soldiers after me.

... "RING THE BELL TILL I TELL YOU TO STOP!!! IF YOU STOP, IT'S A TREASON AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT! AGAINST THE MARINES!! AGAINST JUSTICE!!!" I shout at them, spreading a bit of king-haki, and the moment they begin, I disappear into the crowd, turning invisible, and fly up, while hugging Junko, who keep on filming the scenes.

"Worst day in this government'-military? or not?" I ask, and Junko *giggle*, as we hear *Ring! ... Ring! ... Ring! ... Ring! ... Ring! ... ... *.

*BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!...*, a high-commander begin striking the soldiers, who ring the bell, shouting at them, "WHY?! WHY YOU DO THAT?!?! IMBECILES!!! ...".

<Flags! What about our flags!> I hear Infi wish to know about the flags, as we didn't put it on camera yet, and Junko returns back, as I fly alone, invisible, between locations the flags are at, finding more than half were unnoticed.

... "Well, at least it's cute, maybe I'll save it for my daughter?" a soldier joke with his friend while taking a flag down, and his friend respond "hehe, I actually already did it... I think everyone kinda did it...hehe", and he showed him that he got one hidden under his shirt.

... In the midst of the chaos, while I keep moving, filming the scenes, I see on top of the fortress, in a balcony, Hancock sitting, lazily, drinking a hot beverage, and I decide to leave another camera here, hidden, to keep rolling the scenes, while saving all I did for now, and fly up to Hancock.

(Smack her ass!) Bi-Bi laugh happily, {Pinch her nipple} Junko join her craziness, [Put salt in her drink!] Umi suggest, which I kinda think is funny, taking out salt, my phone, drop it in when she put it down, and begin filming her, waiting.

"My love, do you disrespect the connections inside the harem?" Hancock talk to the air, making me realize those traitors sold me out, even though they made me do that, and I *sigh*, beam a smile, happy they're that close, and sit on her lap, whispering "My love, how was the show?".

"Too good... So good, that I think the top-echelon will probably be fired... Even more so, it's when we're suppose to be in top-alert, making this surprise a deadly blow" Hancock whispers to me, patting my hair.

"Oh, I had some entanglement with a marine-girl... Tashigi... Know her?" I ask.

"Hmm... I think... Captain smoker is her commander... She's the sword expert, if I remember right.. not really important enough for someone to notice her.." she answers, while rubbing my dick, whispering "..it reminds me of that time ..on the boat ..when we ..".

*Chuu*, I block her words with a kiss, shoving my tongue down her throat, while leaving the camera filming us, wondering how does it look when I do sex, while being invisible, and focus back on Hancock.

I send my hand to her bosom, like I'm hypnotize, by her lovely gaze, her beauty, and her sexual body, wishing to fuck her silly already.

She smile at me, up close, whispering "I missed you so much..", and pull me up, to sit on the table, rip my pants off, and begin sucking my invisible-dick.

"Your fault... mmm... for not giving... me... vivre-card... of yours..." I moan, having a hard-time, with how good she became in that, sucking it like a vacuum-cleaner, running her tongue like a tornado, pushing it more and more into her mouth, and even tease my balls with her hand.

... *Gulp,Gulp,..*, I cum, and she wipe me clean, slowly standing up, and I let her sit on the table, instead of me, give her something to drink, right before I go down on her, and she bite her own hand, holding her moans, barely, while pulling my hair from over-excitement, spilling her love-juices out, to my mouth.

... "Fuck me, hard, harder than you fucked the police" Hancock tell me in the moment I stand in front of her, seeing her fully-clothed, with her sexy-red-dress, showing me her thong, as she move it aside, enough for my dick to find it's rightful parking-lot.

I play with her juicy-boobs, shove my dick into her, and whisper to her ear "..Planned to do it ..even if you didn't asked", and we start making a fucking love, together, to the scenes of a military-base who's gone insane.