19 19•Moon Landing [2]

(AN:Changed Will dad name to Merlyn, but since I'm to lazy to go back in every chapter and change it, from this point onward, the only Dylan is Haley boyfriend.)

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Will was outside the room Jay and Cameron were having their match. Jay was against Will at first and like his excuse for why he was good, god gifted of course, lost to him as it was Jay against Cameron

Cameron:"Point."

Jay:"Hinder!, Oh! Lucky shot!"

Cameron:"Boom.That is game and,I believe,match."

Will entered the room as Jay looked frustrated with him walking around

Cameron:"It's me against Will now, Jay wait outside where the loser will accompany you"

Cameron chuckled with him high fiving Will as they were about to start

Jay:"Yeah, fine, you won. But, you know, what do you expect? For the first half of the game, I was distracted by what happened in the locker room."

Will:"What happened at the locker room?"

Jay:"It was nothing-"

Cameron:"Moon landing"

Jay:"Stop talking about it!"

Will chuckled as he Jay just nodded

Jay:"Yeah yeah, laugh all you want. The only reason I lost to you guys in the first place was because of that"

Cameron:"And you're sure it's not because I'm a fabulous racquetball player?"

Will:"What about me?"

Both:"You're average."

They looked at each other as Will just clicked his tongue

Will:"How about a second match? To see who's truly average?"

Jay:"I wouldn't mind a second match because the first one, I was a little thrown by Cameron touching me.Which is unnatural- Not to you, of course.No, to you it's like rocket fuel."

Jay started to breathe out as he faced Cameron,who was catching his breath. Will was on the side, watching amusingly.

Cameron:"Oh, sure. When you're gay you just walk around giving butt bumps to everybody. It's like a high five. It's a low two."

Jay:"You know what?I'm gonna prove that you won only because I was distracted. Like Will said, We're gonna have a rematch right here, right now and whoever wins is going against Will."

Cameron:"So you want to go up against me again?"

Jay:"Yes. No! Damn it."

His phone started to ring as Will and Cameron started to laugh at him as Jay loud voice echoed in the room

Jay:"Hello!"

Mitchell:"Hey, Dad. Uh, did you know that the accident was Gloria's fault?"

Jay:"Yes. I mean, I wasn't there,but she's a horrible driver.If she hit 10 cars,I wouldn't be surprised."

Mitchell:"If you knew it was her fault,why did you get me involved?"

Jay:"Because someone has to tell her she's in the wrong, and better you than me."

Mitchell:"That's great. Here I am thinking that my dad actually respects me as a lawyer, and really you're just throwing me to the wolves."

Jay:"Can't it be both?"

Mitchell:"Okay. Dad, it doesn't bother you in the least...that your gay son is the only one tough enough to stand up to your wife?"

Jay:"Go get 'em, Rocky. See you later."

Seeing Jay was about to hang up, Cameron decided to tease him.

Cameron:"Your father and I had a moon landing in the locker room."

Jay:"What's the matter with you?"

Cameron walked back as Will held in his laugh as he headed outside to wait for his rematch. Luke and Alex just came into the house carrying boxes and a trash bag.

Luke:"Dad, look."

Phil:"Just a sec, buddy. I'm on my way out to the bathroom."

Alex:"Check it out. The Aubreys had this huge party last night,and we got all these bottles to recycle."

Phil just clapped his hands and congratulated them as he started to head outside but not before Alex asking a question about something that could ruin your reputation

Alex:"What's Jägermeister?"

Phil:"Uhm,Well, you know how in a fairy tale… there's always a potion that makes the princess

fall asleep,and then the guys start kissing her? Well,this is like that, except you don't wake up

in a castle,you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation."

Closing the door behind him and entering the porta potty, he left Alex confused as Luke just went to the kitchen to put the box down.

Unfortunately for Phil or maybe because he had bad timing, Dylan came and parked his rusty car right outside the bathroom, trapping Phil in it as he got out and knocked on the door. Luke and Alex were putting the bottles on the table and on the ground in the kitchen.

Alex:"Luke, you're spilling it!"

Luke:"Aw, crud."

Unintentionally spilling alcohol on his shirt and on the floor, Alex just put a strand of hair behind her ear as she huffed out and looked frustrated

Alex:"Would've been much easier if-"

A Squeaking sound started to make noises in one of the boxes they brought as a rat appeared and climbed out with Alex screaming.

Alex:"Gross! A rat!"

Luke:"Cool."

The doorbell rang as Haley came down and opened it with a indifferent face

Dylan:"I believe you have something that belongs to me.My heart."

Haley:"I thought I I.M.'ed you to stay away."

And with that, Haley closed the door in his face and went upstairs as Dylan grunted and opened the door, holding his nose.

Phil just got done using the bathroom but to his surprise his couldn't get out. Poking his head through the crack that was just enough for his head to fit through, he noticed Dylan car.

Phil:"Ow! Haley.Hello? Dylan?D-Money?Hey,buddy! Hey, buddy! Hello, friendly neighbors! Little help?"

Awkwardly spotting people and seeing them watching him, called out to them as they ignored him. Unfortunately his own family couldn't hear him as Dylan and Haley were upstairs in their own drama

Dylan:"But I love you."

Haley:"Well, you should have thought about that before you took that skank Sharon Nicolini to an Anne Hathaway movie."

Haley door to her and Alex room was closed as Dylan was on the other side with Haley angrily taking stuff of everything that reminded her of Dylan and putting them into a box

Dylan:"I didn't take her. She was just there."

Haley:"So you were just there by yourself at an Anne Hathaway movie? I don't think so!"

Dylan:"Yeah. Yeah. I like her movies.She's every woman. Come on. Let's not fight. Let's just discuss this like two un-immature adults."

Haley groaned out and decided to ignore his please as Phil started to get a phone call from one of his clients

Phil:"Oh. Oh.Hello?Mrs.Patterson.Hi.I've been waiting for your call.Yeah.Uh,is there any chance that maybe we could talk a little bit-No, no, no, no. Now's perfect.That's fine."

He was still stuck outside with the door opened as a loud truck came by.

Phil:"I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. Let me just close my office door.There we go. Much, much better."

Phil closed the door to the porta potty as the camera was focused on it. We come to a new scene where Manny, Gloria and Mitchell were in a desert restaurant, discussing the case.

Mitchell:"Okay. Maybe, uh, we should go over the accident one more time."

Gloria:"Put the dogs on a row. You're such a good lawyer."

She smiled as they were currently sitting down with cupcakes and coffee on their table

Mitchell:"Uh, I just wanna make sure we're 100% clear on exactly what happened."

Gloria:"Oh, we're clear. I told you. What? You don't believe me?"

Mitchell:"No, no. I just-You know, sometimes you can forget tiny details.Like, is it possible, maybe, uh, you were driving too fast?"

Her face went into a frown

Gloria:"Who said I was driving fast?"

Manny:"Yeah, who?"

Manny looked at him suspiciously while also shaking his head to the sides when his mother wasn't looking at him while, Mitchell looked at him weirdly as he remembered he was given that information but realizing why he said that, he started to stutter

Mitchell:"I-I-just-I'm looking at the street,and I'm thinking if you were driving a little fast,it's possible that maybe you didn't see the car-"

Gloria:"You're like everyone else, huh? You blame the Latino driver. Where I come from, they always

blame the Latino driver."

Mitchell:"Where you come from, isn't everybody a Latino driver?"

Gloria:"Manny, tell him"

Manny quickly put a cupcake in his mouth right before his mother turned to him

Manny:"I can't 'cause I have a cupcake in my mouth."

Gloria:"Oh, come on, Don't blame your cupcake. What? You think I'm guilty too?"

Many quickly shook his head as his mother started to grab on to his arm

Gloria:"No.Fine. I don't need you as a lawyer anymore. And if you two think I'm such a bad driver, you're safer walking home. Chao."

Surprisingly, no one was paying attention to them as Gloria was causing a loud commotion. Mitchell just shook his head and took a deep breath as he looked at manny who was mouthing words.

Only about ten minutes passed as they were still in restaurant with Manny picking up cupcakes from a plate that the waiter placed on their table and with a loud noise heard outside

Manny:"Well, if you're going to be stranded, might as well be in a place full of cupcakes."

Mitchell:"I don't think you need any more."

Gloria came in with her purse in her hands as she looked sorry

Gloria:"Ay. I'm sorry, guys. It's true-I am a defensive driver."

Mitchell:"You mean you're defensive about-"

Gloria:"I know what I am.Let's go.It's just that I don't like when people just assume that I'm a bad driver.Maybe it was just, like, a little bit my fault."

They started to get up and head out as Gloria led the way while walking backward

Mitchell:"Well, I'm glad you can admit that, Gloria."

Gloria:"But I'm still gonna need you as my lawyer, Mitch."

Mitchell:"Why?"

Finally existing the store, they came to a view that was easily to be explained. Her car currently crashed into a post with a giant cupcake on the hood of her car with smoke coming out

Gloria:"Because this one-It was not my fault,

I promise you. It was the big cupcake"

Mitchell:"That's what that sound was..."

Manny and Mitchell looked at each other as they shrugged. Gloria just looked at them and then back at her car while awkwardly smiling.

While that was going on, Will and Jay were playing a match as Jay yelled out and felt frustrated while Cameron was biting his nails.

Jay:"How is it that we lost to a child?"

Cameron:"Beginner luck?"

Will:"I'm god gifted is all"

Jay:"Don't start to get cocky, I was exhausted after the match I had with Cameron and beat him at"

Will only nodded as he chuckled with them arguing amongst themselves as Will was contemplating weather he should let Jay win. He was informed before hand by Gloria, that he is a grumpy loser who gets whiney, mopes and makes faces.

Basically a little child. And he didn't need that when he gets married to Alex. Because he knows damn well that he's gonna bring it up at their speech.

Will:"Why not another match? Maybe the 3rd time might be your lucky-"

Jay:"Now hold up, I don't get lucky. I win due to my fair share of skills and I don't mind showing you that your luck runned out"

Will:"Is there any chance your going easy because I'm a kid?"

Jay:"Getting scared now eh? Now you'll know what it means to play a pro because this time I'm giving it all my all"

Will:"Doesn't that mean I'm that good to get you serious?"

Jay thought about that and realized he fell into his trap as he mumbled something but spoke out aloud after the first part of his sentence

Jay:"Damn. That doesn't matter! Let's just get this going"

Will shrugged as Cameron stood outside with him recording the match as he saw Will having a smile while Jay had a slight grin

(AN:We'll finish this episode this week so yeah… byeeee(might upload it on the day of new year so you guys could hear about my resolution, that you guys won't care about, or earlier , idk yet 😅😆