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The Meme Train

Little thing I decide to write for the fun memes, don't take this way too seriously, if you wanna vote, vote then. Just don't act like an ass. Also the book isn't for anyone of a prudish nature, so yeah, if you are then this ain't your cup of tea, hell it's not even tea, it's a full cup of espresso. Oh yeah, the R-18 tag is there for gore, I don't know know how to write good smut, and I don't plan to write smut in this book any given time. ____________________________________________ Take a look at me for example: I died, that was painful. I got chosen to be entertainment for some dude that I never got to even meet. I cheesed the "golden finger" I got and made an entire world go straight to fuck all. Now I'm just casually being the madman that everyone says I am. Oh, and fuck cultivators. I don't like their kind around here. What do you get? Some random kid being a fucking lunatic that's what! Take a read if you want! You'll definitely regret it! (Disclaimer, I own nothing aside from my MC and any OCs I may cook up, the cover was from google, I just searched Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb and I found Thomas the Thermonuclear Apocalypse, I came looking for copper and I found gold. Also this is a work of fiction, any names that are placed in here are yadda yadda yadda you know the drill, anything in here is coincidental.)

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TO GET RESPECT UP ON THE STREET

/3rd POV/

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The Domain. One of the few things that proactively help Frank on his quest to fuck everything over for anyone and anything. She was given the duty of having to handle the people and the monsters that the dungeon spawned out of her walls. It seems like childbirth but it's really not.

It's more along the lines of her using magic to make more creatures, but instead of using Mana, she uses their souls and does some shit and voila she has more monsters. The new world that she was brought into was larger than even the last one. She knew that her master was doing his best to make sure that she would get bigger and stronger and she had just been given a great gift from him.

The very energy that was in this world was enough to ensure that the monsters spawned would be sufficient in strength to help him in whatever he would like to do. The Domain set out to try and understand what exactly should she do with it at first and just experimented by giving a random goblin the energy in small amounts.

The effects of such a thing may have created a new boss for her to send off in battle. The goblin was capable of going quite fast and was even smarter than normal. Suffice to say it was quite close to being a Xeno. But it still listened to her and followed her orders without any questions whatsoever. She knew that this energy was quiet versatile for making the souls of the creatures that were spawned to be stronger.

{The higher their quality, the better and harder the dungeon would be.} she thought as she then continued to supply most of the monsters that very energy and made sure to monitor all of the things that occurred to them. One day when she was observing them, she felt herself being summoned to her master's side. The Domain was elated and quickly sent out her physical to go and meet the man who commanded her.

When she came to his side, she noticed that there was another woman who was knocked out.

She about to ask things but her master immediately ordered her to create a room that would passively take any and all Profound Energy that seeped out of the woman that he was carrying on his back. She didn't try to ask anything and just followed along. But when she tried to do so, she noticed that the woman was extremely powerful, and her energy felt cold. So she did the only natural thing and used the energy to strengthen any Ice Magic-using creatures that were in her walls.

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/Frank POV/

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I was sitting in front of a glass box where Gong was still knocked out in. She was laid on a stone platform that had a slightly elevated head area. When she came to she was confused with what was going on, until she saw me wearing my mask. (Sleep well sleeping beauty?) I asked as I then stood up and walked up to the glass. She was shocked and then got up to try and meet me but she was still a little damaged from me hurting her with a special hit.

(Don't push yourself girlie, you're still a little woozy from the round that I hit you with.) I said as I then watched as she then placed her opened palm on the glass and smiled happily at me. Unfortunately for her, I was about to break the bad news to her. (First things first, why are trying to reach out to me when you don't even know if I'm myself? Really smart move coming from the "Mistress of Frozen Cloud" right?) I said sarcastically and then she noticed and retracted her hand before she cleared her throat and put on a cold face. Ha geddit? Cold face?

Yeah I'll have to calm it with the puns. She then tried to speak until I didn't hear a single thing from her. (Hey, I can't hear you. The sound only comes into your side, I can't hear anything that you're saying at the moment.) I said as she then coughed a little and then I sighed, shook my head and told the Domain to allow her to talk to me. She appeared right in front of Gong and nodded to me before pointing and then disappearing once more.

(So, what is it that the Sect Master of Frozen Could Asgard, want from a man who doesn't even have any cultivation hmm? Does she wish to mock the man who returned from the dead? Or does she have something to say to the man that can't love her back?) I said as Gong went wide-eyed at what I said. (Frank, what could you possibly mean by that?) she asked as she had a nervous expression and then placed her palm on the glass once again. (I thought that you didn't know how I felt for you?) she said as I sighed exasperation.

(What do you mean "didn't know"?! Gong, you literally were moaning my fucking name at night whenever you were in your bunk! I consider you a friend at best Gong, at worst you were the freeloader that lives in my home.) I said to her as she then looked really hurt. I sighed and massaged my sinus while speaking to her (Gong, you were decent, I taught you a good amount of things and truth be told I didn't even want to help you at first since you were part of a fucking Sacred Ground level sect. I PITIED you! That's all there is to what was in the bunker. The moment you said your real identity however, was the moment that I regretted allowing you to live with me. I should've just let you die to your shit Cultivation Technique but nooo, I had to go and just help the one person that was near enough for the sake of food.) I ranted our relationship as I noticed that there was a tear going down her eye.

(Look, I can't fall in love with you, since I've already had someone that I care about.) I said to her as she then hd even more tears flow down from her face and hit then ground below her. (But I still consider you a good friend, so is it fine that we could just, stay like that?) I said as I then realized that I was friendzoning her. Holy shit, how am I not dead yet?

(At least, tell me the name of the woman that you fell for, so that I could know what she has that I don't.) she said as I slapped my forehead and groaned. (Gong, it's not YOU who's the one with the problem, it's ME. It was my choice, and I don't regret it at any time whatsoever.) I said to her as she then nodded and I then had the Domain unseal the room.

Her cultivation then came back as she then floated towards me as I then gave her a hug and pat her back.

(You'll get over it, first things first, about that prophecy that your sect got.) I spoke as she then got curious about it. (Normally fate has a very specific amount of control over how the world would have it done. But I have absolute certainty to say that due to me existing, the fate that your sect may go under and your disciples getting raped would most likely be changed if I do something about it.) I said as she then nodded as I then told her to follow me. She then noticed that we were in another room and that we were going to the elevator.

(Remember the first time that you came to the city? You thought that I was about to start a war with all the cultivator sects that were on this entire planet?) I said as she coughed a little and then spoke (I do remember such a thing happening, however my assumptions are not as unfounded as they may seem.) she replied to me as I then nodded.

(You see Gong, there are a few methods that I have in mind. You know of the reports where minor clans and sects are raided for their treasures and there being no survivors?) I said as we soon hit the top floor. She nodded as I then spoke again (Those were all us. We need "treasures" from said groups to handle our energy nullification reactor.) I said as she then stood still as I then sat down on my seat as O-5, the Omega.

(Now you may be wondering as to what was the reason why I had them do all of that, and the reason is that I didn't do that. They needed the treasures, and they made a decision for the good of the city.) I said as she then eyed the other members of the O-5 council as she was about to try and hurt them, until I turned on the nullifier field again. (Gong, they don't need my permission when it comes to hurting cultivators. You know what kind of a person I am.) I said as she then looked at me and said (But they were inn-) she spoke until she noticed that I hunched my back over and spoke (Gong, be truthful, in what situation have you ever seen a truly innocent cultivator? They kill animals for no reason aside from them being bored. They don't adhere to any rules and even go so far as to make ridiculous ones. Hell, even those righteous sects that you see are all but a lie to make people think that they're good. I'm transparent with what I plan to do. The people in this city all had their fair share of shit that the cultivators have done to them.) I said as she then stood there in silence.

(The only reason why I even tolerate the Sacred Grounds is only due to the fact that they're just a pain in the ass to have to kill entirely. And we're even going so far as to create weaponry to kill their lands for the rest of time.) I said as O-4 came to me and whispered something into my ears. Gong most probably heard it due to her senses being permanently buffed even without the help of Profound Energy.

(Sir, the designs have been brought and they're under construction.) he whispered to me as I then nodded at his words. They all trust me that much that I even told them the effects of Argent Energy. The moment that energy hits their lands, they'll be enticed by the energy and turned into demons that I could willingly kill without issues.

Not like I don't have any issues as it is, it's just that it's way more fun to kill demons than humans. (I assume that you heard what O-4 said and are wondering what I'm going to do Gong. It's quite simple actually, it is but a minor deterrent for all of the sects that are living on this continent to stop trying to hurt the innocents, or better yet, the ones who DON'T cultivate.) I said as she spoke back (And what possibly could that deterrent do to those hidden experts and old monsters. Even I fear some of them.) she said as I then did the unimaginable to her and removed my mask to show her my Sebastian face.

She even went so far as to attack me until she remembered that I knew most things about her. (Greed is a weapon that I know how to use, and I'm going to show the entire cultivation world, or more specifically, Blue Pole Star, why they should never fuck with a noncombatant.) I said as I then let my eyes flash red with a quick little burst of Argent. Gong noticed it and she took one step back as I then stood up from my seat and spoke.

(Council, I elect to have a war with all sects in exception to the group named Frozen Cloud Asgard. Are there any who wish to vote against?) I asked the other four as they shook their heads. (Well then, I guess I have to start designing more and more weapons for all of them to make use of. Gong, if you want to save your sect, are you willing to sacrifice a hundred of the minor clans?) I said to her as she shook in fear at what I said.

She knew that if I failed, we would all be screwed, well, not really me, but that's still the risk here. She didn't know what to say as I nodded. (You don't need to answer just yet, the time that I've spent in that place taught me patience. Just remember that I'll only give you one choice, if you wish to align yourself with the same groups who wish to take advantage of your girls, then there's no skin off my nose.) I said to her as I then stood up and told the rest of the council to meet me at the military sector.

2219 words. Oh yeah, plot is kicking up baby. I know that this may be a little odd but let me do what I want to do. Anyways and always, I'll see you guys, on the dark side of the moon! Peace out everybody! Goodbye~

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