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The Married Life Of Immortals

{Disclaimer: The women in this book are highly dysfunctional and violent. If you are not a fan of Tsudere's and Yandere's, this might not be your cup of tea, and the MC is an asshole.} Bane Takashi is a criminal with a knack for getting into trouble—big trouble. After one too many bad choices and a whole lot of theft, he’s got half the world gunning for him. Just when things seem bleak, a mysterious transparent blue woman shows up claiming she's an AI from the future, sent to stop the world from going down the drain. Her solution? Bane has to let his current body die so he can jump into a game world, ten years before it even launches. When Bane wakes up in the game, he’s in the body of a 5-year-old, but with all his memories still intact. He's stuck on an island with the Village of Heroes at its heart. It's here that Bane starts mastering every type of magic, mysticism, and even some wild stuff like witchcraft and cultivation, all to gear up for the craziness that is Dominion Online. Things get even more chaotic when Bane meets a fiery woman who seems to have it out for him. But before he can even figure out what’s happening, she’s already planning their wedding! So now, Bane—an immortal human—and his equally immortal and chaotic elf wife are on a wild ride to save the world(s) from these big bads known as the Supreme Ones. His life might not be so bad if she was the only one, but his overwhelming personality ends up pulling a few more dysfunctional women into the mess. It’s a crazy, toxic, and chaotic adventure, and just because Bane’s being called a hero now doesn’t mean he’s leaving his criminal past behind. Discord: https://discord.gg/7ZDTTCq99Z

Magic_ · Fantasy
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208 Chs

Chapter 132: Silly Witch

A smile spread across his face as he looked up to see the massive burning bird covered in red and orange hurtled at him like a meteor. Every demon they had met over the last week had been frozen solid, so Bane hadn't had to fight anyone, leaving him rather bored.

With a clap of his hands, a dozen spears of earth flew into the air like quills from a porcupine.

Zerynthia screeched, and dove through the spears, dodging each one by the slightest amount, but Bane knew this wasn't going to be enough, and as she closed in, the spears began to circle her, and as they did, they began to rotate in opposite directions, until they were like a tornado around the fiery bird.

"I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!" Zerynthia screamed, and an explosion sent the tornado of earth spears flying away.

Bane laughed. "So, is there any way that we can just agree to ignore each other?"

The bird screeched. "No!"

Bane shrugged. "Whatever. Don't say I didn't warn you."