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#HAREM
#CULTIVATION
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#VAMPIRE
#IMMORTAL
#UNPRINCIPLED
#ANGEL
#ELVES

The Married Life Of Immortals

{Disclaimer: The women in this book are highly dysfunctional and violent. If you are not a fan of Tsudere's and Yandere's, this might not be your cup of tea, and the MC is an asshole.} Bane Takashi is a criminal with a knack for getting into trouble—big trouble. After one too many bad choices and a whole lot of theft, he’s got half the world gunning for him. Just when things seem bleak, a mysterious transparent blue woman shows up claiming she's an AI from the future, sent to stop the world from going down the drain. Her solution? Bane has to let his current body die so he can jump into a game world, ten years before it even launches. When Bane wakes up in the game, he’s in the body of a 5-year-old, but with all his memories still intact. He's stuck on an island with the Village of Heroes at its heart. It's here that Bane starts mastering every type of magic, mysticism, and even some wild stuff like witchcraft and cultivation, all to gear up for the craziness that is Dominion Online. Things get even more chaotic when Bane meets a fiery woman who seems to have it out for him. But before he can even figure out what’s happening, she’s already planning their wedding! So now, Bane—an immortal human—and his equally immortal and chaotic elf wife are on a wild ride to save the world(s) from these big bads known as the Supreme Ones. His life might not be so bad if she was the only one, but his overwhelming personality ends up pulling a few more dysfunctional women into the mess. It’s a crazy, toxic, and chaotic adventure, and just because Bane’s being called a hero now doesn’t mean he’s leaving his criminal past behind. Discord: https://discord.gg/7ZDTTCq99Z

Magic_ · Fantasy
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242 Chs
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Chapter 131:Try To Get Along

He could feel the fire bird getting closer, but Bane was still trying to decide how to deal with this woman. Killing her was virtually useless, but maybe he could figure out something else that would prevent her from following him.

'She is not going to give up until she can get you between her legs,' Onyx noted, and Bane agreed, and the question was how could he make this woman give up.

'I will just put her fire out with water.'

'She will turn into a humanoid.'

'Then I will freeze her again.'

'The same trick won't work twice.'

"Ugh!" Bane growled out loud, but neither of the women paid any attention to him.

Both women had become used to Bane talking to himself, and the two actually enjoyed listening to his one-sided conversation with the voice in his head. Neither of them could hear onyx, but when nothing was said for an entire week, it was easy for the women to understand the gist of the conversations.