77. Speech No Jutsu

The sound of a very standard cell phone ringtone echoed. According to Evan's plan, Ninnin pressed the red icon on that cell phone which was miraculously still attached to his chest and could still function. After that, he pressed the loudspeaker symbol. Of course, he did all that using his little finger.

"Hello? Is my voice clear, Ninnin?" Evan's voice came out of the phone. His face is also visible on the screen.

That ninja smirked. "Ooh, your voice sounds quite loud and clear, Master."

"Okay. I'll talk to them then." Evan cleared his throat and took a deep breath. "Hey, ugly monsters and much uglier bikes! First of all, I condemn your extremely dangerous driving style. Don't you guys know traffic etiquette!? Riding recklessly like that is a very bad thing!"

The monster tilted his head, while Ninnin patted his forehead.

"Why would you say such useless things, Master? Why don't you just get to the point?" Ninnin complained in an annoyed tone.