Extra 2: Narutoventure (2 in1)

Naruto's Adventure Log, Chapter 1

Name: Naruto Uzumaki (Aka. The Hell's Joker)

Age: 9 years old.

Objective: Confidential

Today is the day where Uncle Sasuke, will be named the new Hokage of Konoha and all the inhabitants are so happy that they have celebrated for more than a week, although for some reason Aunt Sakura has been angry.

Izumi-chan went to see her niece Sarada to speak girl stuff or whatever... I don't care what they talk about, although for some strange reason I always feel a chill running down my back when she goes to Sarada.

Anyway, as I said before, today's the day Uncle Sasuke is going to be crowned as Hokage, so I'm going to give him a present he'll never forget, Nishishi!

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Step 1: Use everything I learned in Anko Kaasan's stealth class and sneak off to the Hokage monument that has completed its renovation!

Step 2: Take the hammer and chisel out of my tools and create a new work of art, using Uncle Sasuke's face as a base! (Use Kage Bunshin for more speed)

Step 3: Take out the extra strong paint and give the work a beautiful coat!"

Step 4: Take a picture of it for filing!"

Step 5: Nigerundayo so I don't get caught!

Step 6: Hide all possible evidence so they don't have to punish me.

Step 7: Celebrate my success!

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"I think with this, I'll be fine..." - I whispered as I nodded firmly. The plan was perfect.

"You have to perfect certain details, son..." - I heard Tousan's voice behind me

"Tousan?!" - I exclaimed in terror as I saw that he had been discovered.

"Take it easy, Naruto," said Tousan with a smile. "I wanted to give Teme-chan a special gift too, but I think that with you it will be more than enough. Although you have to be more discreet, because if your mother or any of the other girls besides Anko-chan found out what you want to do..."

"Hai..." - I nodded firmly while my eyes glowed slightly - "Does that mean?"

"That's right!" - said Tousan as he nodded - "Father and son will join in this adventure!"

"Hai!" - I said with emotion as my eyes glowed.

"Well, now..." - said Tousan as he pointed out small details that had been overlooked.

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The result?

All I can say is that it was a complete success!

The face of Uncle Sasuke's Hokage monument became that of Mikoto Kaasan!

All the people of Konoha could only resist the urge to laugh, as if they did, they would be disrespecting the military leader.

That was not for everyone, though, as Uncle Kakashi, Uncle Shikamaru, Ero Jiji, Ero Sennin, and the rest of Uncle Sasuke's friends were all rolling around on the floor laughing, not to mention Tousan was crying his eyes out as he took his stomach out for how much he was laughing, a pity that Kaasan found out and punished me, though thanks to Tousan, she was not so hard on me.

Today was a good day...

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Naruto's Adventure Log, Chapter 2

Name: Naruto Uzumaki (Aka. The Hell's Joker)

Age: 10 years old.

Target: Unknown.

Hello, my name is Naruto Uzumaki and I'm 10 years old, although my Tousan and Kaasan tell me that I look 12 thanks to my Kitsune side.

Today I'm training with Ero Sennin, although I have a bad feeling and as Tousan said, it's better to trust our senses when they tell us that things will go wrong, a pity I didn't follow Tousan's advice and accompany Ero Sennin...

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"Well Gaki, today we're going to do something very important!" - exclaimed Ero Sennin with excitement - "Today will be the day that will change your life!"

"I don't know what you're thinking but I'm sure it's a bad idea" - I said as I shook my head - "Kaasan told me never to do anything that would 'change my life'"

"You're boring..." - said the old pervert as he rolled his eyes - "Anyway, today you'll help me do something and if everything goes well, I'll help you with that technique that has given you so much trouble"

"Really?!" - I exclaimed with emotion when I heard Jiraiya's promise. He may be a pervert, an imbecile, a possible masochist (according to Okaasan) even though I don't understand what it means but he was not a liar.

"Sure!" - Ero Sennin nodded, though his expression changed to one of seriousness from one moment to the next - "But you have to remember this... no one has to know about what we will do, not your Tousan, your Kaasan, or even your brothers"

"Okay" - I said as I nodded firmly.

"Today you will help me infiltrate the hot springs" - said Ero Sennin with a perverted smile, making my excitement disappear completely - "You don't learn, do you?"

"What else do you want me to do?!" - exclaimed Ero Sennin as tears streamed down his cheeks - "Since Kushina put up those reinforced seals, I can no longer do research at the Hot Springs and that's where I get most of my inspiration for my books!"

". . ." - I just gave him a neutral look because I didn't care in the least what my godfather talked about.

"Are you going to help me or not?" - Jiraiya asked with a scowl - "I promise no one will find out unless you say something."

"Uh... I don't know..." - I whispered as I shook my head - "We're going to get in trouble"

"Look, Naruto" - said Ero Sennin - "It's simple, you go in, disable the seal for a few seconds so that I can go in, and that's it, you don't have to do anything else and when all this is over, I'll take all the blame if I'm captured".

"Okay, I'll help you" - I said as I sighed. Something told me my promise would bite me in the ass in no time.

"Perfect!" - exclaimed Jiraiya with excitement - "Let's go right away!"

"I swear I'm going to regret this..." - I murmured as I followed the old pervert.

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After about 15 minutes, the two of us arrived at the new spa that Tsunade Kaasan was managing, as she had decided to quit her job as a doctor when my younger sister Kazumi was born, although that will be a story for another time.

"I have a bad feeling about all this..." - I thought as I shook slightly.

"Good, Gaki! Now all you have to do, is go into the hot springs and unseal it the way I said"- said Ero Sennin as he looked at me with emotion and I won't lie, it was a little uncomfortable, to tell the truth.

"Ok..." - I sighed as I looked at the entrance to the spa in terror. My hands kept shaking but I did my best to calm down - "An Uzumaki does not break his promises... Okay, here I go... almost..."

"Oh, come on! No one will know about what will happen in a few minutes" - said Ero Sennin as he looked at me - "Just do what I told you and it will all be over quickly. When I'm done investigating, I'll keep my part of the bargain and help you finish that Jutsu, I even promise to be your guinea pig"

"Ok..:" - I nodded as I took one last look at the entrance before walking into the place.

"Good morning, Naruto-sama" - said the receptionist with a smile as she looked at me.

"Good morning, Aria-san" - I asked as I looked around - "Where is Tsunade Kaasan?"

"She has to be in her office with Kazumi-sama" - answered the receptionist. I couldn't be more relieved because this would make things a little easier - "Shall I inform them of your arrival?

"No" - I smiled - "I want it to be a surprise"

"I understand" - smiled the receptionist as she went back to her business. Okay, she didn't notice anything strange.

I quickly snuck over to where the seal was without anyone seeing me and focused a bit on my chakra to deactivate it, only for the seal to lose its glow after a few seconds, showing that it was deactivated.

"What are you doing here, Naruto?" - I heard a female voice behind me.

"Oh, shit!" - I thought in terror.

"N-Nothing, Pakura Kaasan!" - I exclaimed as I turned to look at one of my mothers.

". . . .Pakura Kaasan just looked at me silently as I felt my courage fade with every second that passed.

"Okay, I will confess!" - I exclaimed as I told her what had happened, only to notice how she frowned even more.

"Okay, I'll punish you later" - said Pakura Kaasan - "Because there's a little mouse to catch"

"Good luck, Ero Sennin" - I said in my thoughts as I felt Pakura Kaasan dragging me by the ear.

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"Haha! I finally made it!" - exclaimed Jiraiya as he looked around - "I've been waiting for this for months!"

"A pity you'll have to wait much longer..."

"T-Tsunade?!" - said Jiraiya with fear as he turned around, noticing an angry blonde woman with her arms crossed - " How?!"

"Let's say your little accomplice sang like a canary when Pakura-san captured him" - responded Tsunade coldly - "Now it's your turn"

". . ." - Jiraiya could only keep silent as he watched the big-breasted blonde walk in his direction while cracking her knuckles. He knew that he was dead because Tsunade had been training with Kurama over the years, so her strength was far superior to his now.

"Any last words?" - Tsunade asked coolly.

"Yes..." - nodded a Jiraiya who seemed to have accepted his fate - "Today is a great day to die!"

After that Jiraiya's cries resounded in Konoha for a few minutes before disappearing in absolute silence as a shooting star fell in the distance.